What the best career choices for brainlets...

You'll probably just manipulate some poor betabux to provide for you. It's not like you care about having a career, you just want someone to do everything for you while you chase Chad. You fucking ungrateful leech, you sicken me.

I'm dumb as fuck and I'm working a trade and getting free schooling out of it.

>brainlet
>programming

Pick one

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Yes.
Half the people I grew up with on mIRC were heroin addicts who coded some of the best wares I've ever seen.
For whatever reason people who do drugs and have lots of time on their hands are excellent coders. They just exist in their own little world.

there aren't any we are fucked

warehouse. beggars can't be choosers. most of your brothers die before turning 10.

this for sure, trades are great money.

>antisocial

Did you really pass over that? Even if I wanted a sugar daddy I wouldn't have the courage to chase after one. I barely leave my house for ffs due to agoraphobia, what makes you think I'll dare to get off my lazy ass and find a guy let alone a Chad?

have you met a pajeet in your life? "programming" is an immense field

>career choice of be my gf pls

Yeah, ok roastie, keep telling yourself that. A roastie's definition of "antisocial" is probably not being able to muster up the courage to talk to Chad LOL. You'd jump all over him if he approached you, you fucking femoid parasite.

Low budget Pornstar. There are pornsites out there specifically for ugly birches.

These are just some of them as long as you don't mind degrading yourself.
Crackwhoreconfessions
Facialabuse
Ghettogaggers
AsianStreetMeat

Just get an associate's degree in business administration from your local community college and work a series of entry level jobs until you're able to land a comfy lower level management position.

Worked for me.

Yeah i know, but you need some intelligence and motivation to learn from scratch

How on earth did you come to the conclusion that I'm a roastie? Not every fembot that you come across are used up whores who got dicked down by 10 different Chad's in one sitting. You're talking to a virgin you jackass.
Yeah that's cute. How old are you? And where are you from?

I don't think I'd fit in with other truckers, and I'm under the impression that their culture is a big part of it

youtu.be/pu__97bVyOc
Here ya go buddy.
Go take an iq test.

16, and from Estonia

You're obviously a roastie in spirit who just failed at getting what she wanted. Again, you'd fuck every Chad you could if you had the opportunity.

Any career that has a union like police officers or public work sectors employees. Not only does it pay well, you have great benefits and excellent job security.

Admin things like administrative assistant, receptionist, word processor, help desk etc.
Drivers make decent too like Uber or Amazon delivery.

You're already working a job and paying bills at 16?

>16 yo
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Be my gf. I have my life together and don't care what you look like, I just want someone to share normie holidays with and not let my family think i'm gay please

Move to california and become an IRL streamer

leech off other people

There's a wide range of pajeets man. There are some that are actually really talented and can easily compete with good Western programmers. But yeah there are some that are just terrible. Usually the more intelligent pajeets just hold their hand anyways. They're basically brown Jews that always look out for one another.

Tell me your
>age
>race
>location

And I might consider it

>on mIRC
found the brainlet larper
>coded some of the best wares
what does this even mean

I mean there's that one career choice that gets you a free house and money and you don't need to work.

25
Asian/White(Japanese father, Dutch mother)
Seattle, WA

What's is his endgame?

definitely bus driving

You mean a housewife?
Ah, I live on the other side of the country. I don't think this is going to work out desu.

That is a fucking good one. Especially not in city, driving between villages or along the coast all day would be chill as fuck.

>computer programming
if you plan on studying CS in Univeristy, then forget about it. Too much math for the brainlet.

now days truckers only really interact for a few minutes at a time. The most you'll possibly get is xbox live tier shit talking over the cb. Every once in a while you'll talk to some one for a while in a diner and they're usually chill, but most people stick to themselves 99% of the time.

>t. truckerfag

Please. I will fly you out here. We can make this work I just know it. In 1 more year my stock with Amazon will be fully vested and I could quit and even relocate to you instead.

Those other guys were messing around. Im 22 from ca..you?

This profession has about 5 years of life left.

Join the Army.

of course that wasn't original

>You mean a housewife?

Yes, though if you don't have kids I see no reason not to look for a little income of your own

stop perpetuating this meme. armchair politic enthusiast have no idea whats going on in the real world.

maritime-executive.com/features/worst-of-u-s-truck-driver-shortage-still-to-come#gs.UdCqCVc

What happened less than two weeks ago in Arizona probably set self-driving vehicles back for years.

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>falling for the most obvious false flag in all of human history
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>What the best career choices for brainlets?
Learning a trade

>I don't want to work warehouse shit for the rest of my miserable and short life
Fuck a great place to start is at Home Depot, started there as a cashier and went on to switch from that to early morning 5am shifts part time, learned how to use machines over the months and got forklift experience, quit Home Depot after working for 6 months for a better job doing purely forklifting at a warehouse for almost 75% more than what Home Depot was paying, thinking I might want to go to a trade school now for welding while working at the warehouse part time

>that awkward moment when you still see people you once worked with and you've moved onto better things
I go shopping at a further home depot now because of that shit, when you tell them how you moved on and you see them die inside a little is truly the worst