I have the saddest life here

Does your dick get hard thinking about them fucking? Masturbate to it to make yourself feel better. Better than nothing.

No it it makes me want to cry. Was soul crushing

>my crush doesn't like me :(((((((((((((((
if you think it can't get worse actually kill yourself

>saddest life
not by a long shot

Idk this is a pretty humiliating experience.

Not even Hank Hill would buy this bait

It is. On top of that my parents gave me a very expensive car, nice clothes, good school. I couldn't (cant) for the life of me fuck a girl. Always my peers but never me. I must be the most repulsive guy on earth or something

>I have the saddest life here
>relationships with other humans

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Oh yeah OP
Well I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Huh what do you think of that?

The Virgin OP
>Has a black friend
>"Builds" a relationships with his crush
>Hosts a party
>Gets cucked
>Tries to kill himself but too beta to actually doing it

The chad best friend
>Isn't a beta cuck like op
>Goes to his friend's party to hace sex
>Fucks his friend's crush
>Gets her virgin pussy
>Fuck her in his friend's room without any remorse

Lmao true man I hate myself

Why has no one replied to this. Fucking underrated

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>build relationship with crush
when ever you as a man experience emotions you have to remove yourself form it.
All the time you spend being in the frienzone should have been spend fucking insecure chubbies that you don't care about.
By the time you had your party you would either
1. have the confidence to get the girl
2. be past her and not even care about her.

feelings is the root to all evil.
tell me one thing a man ever achieved with his emotions?

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Its obvious youre new so just leave this board and get over the broad!

almost all art

This

Jow Forums is inherently full of feelyfags, whether they would like to admit it or not.

It's why we're all here.

>has friends
Eat shit.

Go away kid, for your own good you shouldn't be here

This isn't facebook or reddit, so go whine about your normie high school problems somewhere else.

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>They were fucking in your room
I lol'd hard.

good art is made in a unemotional state.
t. an actual artist.
art has been faggotized by these "its not the result its the journey" hippie faggots. art is not for fun.

kek. the chad was clearly marking his territory.

Yeah fuck that shit.
Good art is all execution.
All the people who champion shitty indie artists with a sob story are no different than people who champion fucking X-Factor winners with a sob story.
A mundane as fuck story where not much happens told well is so much better than a sprawling fantasy mess told badly.

if you're not having fun doing it, why are you doing it user? I do agree that result is more important than journey though
personally I feel the emotions that I am trying to convey in my piece while I am making it and after I am done, the emotion I am trying to convey in the piece is what the viewer should also be feeling
t. use to be an actual artist

>spend whole year building relationship with crush

user-kun... If it takes a year, it's not working.

Don't get oneitis. If you ask her out and she doesn't accept, consider it a loss and move on. Don't "build a relationship". Don't try to change her mind.

PS: "I'd love to but I'm busy that day" is a rejection. If she really was busy but accepted, she would have added "but how about next Friday?"

Also this desu

First world problems. Imagine being born in a third world country spending your entire childhood starving half to death drinking water that will kill you (when your lucky enough to get some) with the knowledge you have the same aids both your parents died from, having no education and no home and then get the once in a lifetime opportunity to use a computer due to some aid workers just to stumble across this thread. Fuck you OP. Fuck you.

That's nothing compared to what's about to happen to you in the next ten years. 40 hours of mediocrity every week or rotting in the basement. Take your pick.

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>conveying emotions
A true emotion comes from within.
It's not something you plaster on a canvas.
Sadly in modern art you have to "convey" something so ((they)) can write it in a brochure to justify why your shitty attempt at art is actually profound.
The key is to not convey anything so that your subconscious will express your true emotions.
tl,dr: dont overthink things

There's something important all of you should learn from OP, and it's to never settle in the friendzone. pic related.

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My best friend killed himself just as I was getting my life together. I don't think you understand how bad life can get because you're fresh out of high school, but buckle up bud!

thats what you get for being a failed normie, now get out

>relationship
And here is the point where you go into the trash, fucking normie.

you are also more likely getting a girl that rejected you than a girl that friendzones you.

>making drama and considering suicide for love interest
damn does everyone on this fucking board have 16 years? yeah good job the person you liked doesnt like you back, very good, now sit back with the rest of the world. jesus fucking christ, and you guys try to call ourselves robots

Wow get the fuck over it, she wouldn't have liked you anyway, that guy got done in one second what you spent a year not getting done. You should invest in some skills and better yourself longterm, you'll get your dick sucked eventually user quit bitching

Don't an hero, user. Jiggaboo was helping you out. You two weren't going to the same college next year anyhow. The best you'd get is sloppy summer seconds and if she did decide to "long term relationship" your deal, she'd 100% guaranteed cheat on you and not give a shit about how you felt.

She's AIDS, user.

>saddest life in here
Nah we've got people with disabilities and mental disabilities and people who were abused by one parent or both parents and there are some people who work like 12-14 hours a day here I think
So quit crying you shit
I've got my own problems and I'm not trying to get attention using them

>had his heart broken
>by one (1) girl

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That actually makes me feel better

Thanks user

Jesus, get over it, that was two years ago. You wanna know how far I've come in two years? I got a job, I lost 70 pounds, I converted to a different religion, I had a girl beg me for sex, I later broke up with that girl, and I've since gotten involved with other girls.

You're really going to ruin your life over some fucking slag that you put on a pedestal?

Furthermore, you don't own anyone. Get over it, man. Holy shit.

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>On top of that my parents gave me a very expensive car, nice clothes, good school.

And you want to say that you have the saddest life here?

Jesus fuck, get a grip. Maybe the reason you can't "fuck a girl" is because your attitude is that of an entitled slob who just wants to fuck girls for the sake of fucking girls.

>letting people fuck on your bed
You realize you would have been well within your right to bust open the door and tell them to get the fuck out. I don't want strangers fucking on my bed. That's nasty. You beta OP faggot.

Holy shit, this too.

Have some fucking balls, maybe then women will want to fuck you.

Also, you can't just expect that you become friends with someone and their pussy becomes Niagara Falls. You actually have to make a move. But I guess that would entail having the balls to embarrass yourself, now wouldn't it?

ah, I didn't read [my best friend]. Point remains though. You didn't have to put up with that. It doesn't even have to be a jealousy thing. That's just disrespectful when you're in someone's house that they invited you to.

I actually did. I didnt care about my bed but I was so enraged and jealous about the situation that I nearly broke the door and screamed for them to get the fuck out of my house. I sperged out and confused them

I just want to experience having a girlflriend man. In my youthful years especially. It does suck no matter what you say

It really, really doesn't though. You're being dramatic. You're clearly a spoiled kid who doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

One of the most important things my dad ever taught me was not to be a woman's bitch. Don't do things that any girl wants just on the merits of them being a girl. You'll never date them that way.

>I converted to a different religion
?

Catholicism. I was an atheist, which was part of my problem.

>You're being dramatic.
How am I being dramatic?

Girls wont fuck me. I am unfuckable. Everyone in my life fucks girls but me. Its not me being overdramatic, its genuinely extremely hurtful

You're emotionally reacting to a single rejection, user. Life is full of rejection. Even chads encounter rejection. The difference between chads and beta boi pussies is that chads move on.

Failure is inevitable. Pain is inevitable. But there's no reason to beat yourself up over this. This is life moving precisely as it should. You should be thankful for this experience -- no matter how painful it is in the moment. You will grow stronger as a result and have much more fruitful encounters with other women later on. Don't base everything on this one isolated event.

>Girls wont fuck me. I am unfuckable.
You damn sure are if you go into it with that mindset.

You absolutely have to be sure of yourself. Do you think that your best friend went into it thinking "boo hoo, nobody is ever going to fuck me ;.;"? The fuck he did. Also, if that's the be all end all of your life, that's pretty sad. There's things WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better and more worthwhile than sex.

What are you, 20? 21? You're fine, dickhead. You don't HAVE to have sex. It's really not a huge deal.

That is true, and i appreciate that. but its been 2 years and she is still on my mind. im pathetic as fuck man. but i cant get over someone whom i barely knew. and seeing pictures of her with other guys pains me. im not chad, im a beta fuck

>You absolutely have to be sure of yourself.
I tried once and stuttered and just looked like a complete fool. I'm shy, but even my shy friends fuck.

>It's really not a huge deal.
Its not even the sex, i just want a female companion

Yeah, everyone's embarrassed themselves in front of girls. You just have to do it enough, and you won't care after a while.

Give you an example, after I broke up with that girl, I still had to use the grocery store she worked at. First time she was in the store while I was in the store, I was literally fucking shaking.

Now I make a game out of how long I can linger in the store. I look forward to going there, hoping that she sees me.

Partially because I'm in much better shape, but whatever.

Also, if you just want a female companion, how come all you've talked about is sex? Shouldn't you try to go for a female companion to begin with?

I'm sorry bro
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Stop telling yourself what you are. You are what you do. If you do nothing, you are nothing. No one knows what's inside your head but you. Choose your own adventure. Yes, it sucks to see that which you thought you wanted off with other people -- but what you wanted really wasn't her. It was the idea of her. The idea. And that idea is nothing more than your brain's way of telling you that you have a biological imperative to find a suitable mate and breed. Your choice, in this case, happened to not be very choosey. That's bad, biologically. Maybe you need to sort your own shit out before finding that woman who will be your companion.

I cant do that though. Even if I tried I couldnt. I have a toxic mindset that if I need to make that much effort she isnt into me and its not worth it. It should be double sided, you know?

I see my friends and girls throw themselves essentially at them. Its unfair

>Also, if you just want a female companion, how come all you've talked about is sex? Shouldn't you try to go for a female companion to begin with?
Idk man. This girl was fucking perfect man. The sex was soul crushing, but even taking her to dinner or something wouldve been nice. She asked me once and then cancelled. I cant fcking get over it im fucking insane

> but what you wanted really wasn't her. It was the idea of her. The idea. And that idea is nothing more than your brain's way of telling you that you have a biological imperative to find a suitable mate and breed.
can you expand on this?

No one cares fag.
xcvtrw

You are young. That isn't an insult. Once you are older -- if you do not just find that perfect match and settle down, get married, have kids, etc. -- you will find that you subconsciously attract a certain kind of woman. You subconsciously are attracted to *another* certain kind of woman. These women may take different forms, shapes, sizes, and looks but ultimately you will find yourself repeating history with each of these women. With the women you are attracted to -- one conclusion ("she fucked a black dude at your party"). You may be surprised. This same odd situation will play out time and time again. The woman you are dead certain is the woman for you will find a way to get drunk and awkwardly fuck some other stranger pretty much right in front of you.

Then there's the woman that is attracted to you. You may feel little chemistry for this woman. It's not because she's not pretty. It's not because she's not interesting. It's because your brain, for whatever reason, is telling you that you need to pay attention to another archetype of woman. And this is to your detriment if this happens. The woman that will make you happiest, in the long run, is the woman that your mind may dismiss.

If you find yourself, years later, involved in relationships that seemingly end up the same way no matter the woman, circumstances, etc., you should please refer back to this.

that was a comfy read. thanks user. im still very hurt but i definitely see your point. saved

KILL YOURSELF FUCKING NORMIE YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW HOW BAD REAL ROBOTS HAVE TO SUFFER EVERYDAY SO GO BACK TO YOUR NORMIE SAFE SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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