I will grant you one wish

I am the God of memes. I will use my divine strength and meme magic to do any bidding that you ask me to, so long as you ascend to the rank of "trips." I will only grant one wish for today, so you better make it good.

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Well, here's a bump to get things started.

I want him to marry me.

I want to be a qt trap

I want me and to be qt traps together

Please if you give me the chance and I squander I will wander the world alone.

make her talk to me again, I won't mess it up this time

I want everyone in this thread to be a qt trap

I want every robot on r9k to become a qt trap

I wish to be able to enjoy this one chance I have on earth, please allow me to feel less misery and awareness.

rolling for a $100B

every robot a king

Can we just be friends then. I want to stop obsessing over someone who clearly doesn't care about me all that much.

I want every robot on the site to become qt traps

I want to turn into a qt catboy which dominant woman can't help themselves to not to try and collar me.

If quads can I get the tail and ears too?

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I want everyone in this thread to turn into a qt trap

I wanna die painlessly and without anyone knowing I died

Make me a girl god

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If I tell him the truth will he still like me?

Gibe tiddi jewess originally

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I want to get a fat fucking ass with no detectable work for it

Use your divine memetic powers to make me figure out how to solve the AI alignment problem.

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I wish for an interesting and satisfying life for everyone in the world.

I wish for superpowers like x-ray vision and shape-shifting

Please kill me and end all traces of my existence

Give me my ideal gf

This, but minus the killing of ones' self.

Extinguish all life on this planet.

I wish for the powers to heal people like Jesus Christ

Motivation, I want to have my motivation back.

Can I take their virginity

A talking monkey!

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Give me hot gf please

I wish the state were abolished and all women stopped physically aging at puberty.

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I want to win $170 million in the lottery.

I need more chromosomes plox

Make me muscular pls.

Grant me a victory in lottery

rid all the normies on this board

I wish everyone could have a happy fulfilled life.

Make my nose and mouth symmetrical please meme god

give me a dollar please

I want to get trips meme god

I wish for world peace but not the gay "total submission" kind

Alright God.

1 billion dollars, please.

Hey! May I have a picture of a dollar bill?

please no zipper abs god

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I want the courage to confess my love to my sister ;_;

Please make her sleep next to me tonight.

I wish the supernatural was real.

I wish to be a highly competent and driven person.

I want the woman i like to love me back

make her love me plszz

I wish for a swift death.

I want you to an hero , OP

Please give me a pretty gf okay God?

I want a gf. make her love me.

I want my bully to slowly become a weak feminine qt trap which falls in love with me and is totally submissive

kill yourself OP oreganolly

Oh lord he fucking did it!!!

Most based trips I have seen. I applaud you. God is dead

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Gib me a la femimine beniz

If the isn't trips I'm gonna f my butt

OP better not fail to deliver. Nice trips

Give me a cute gook gf you bastard

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