The comfy NEET life

>be me
>23 year old neet
>wake up at 4pm after a long post lunch nap
>itsraining.jpg
>look out of the window
>cool breeze and drops of rain kiss my face
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>go to the bathroom and take a pee
>come out and look at my $200 in neetbux
>I made it neets!
>feel proud of my life
>time to go back to bed
>later wagefucks

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>later wagecucks

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>be me, burger
>too autistic to get neetbux
>suffering

>200
>implying that's admirable
You can't afford shit.

>Be yaboi
>Neetbux for life
>Spend my days (or nights) reading , playing instruments, writing, exploring
>Hardly ever even think about the wagieworld below.
>Peaceful dreams
>Great food
>See the beauty in everything now

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>200 bucks
nice, fellow 3rd worlder

IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR

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Just apply for neetbux?

>on disability because of fucked kidney
>deadbeat dad has to pay for me all his life because of not paying child support when I was a wee lad

Can I make it in the NEET life lads?

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>never got child support
>never will
sad!

Lmao,still got kidney bux

>tfw nobux

Just get a job,"slip" and fall on your head the first day.after that,feign mental illness
Duh!

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>feign mental illness
i already have ASD
i'm just too poor and retarded to get bux

Sux man.Think up some sort of elaborate scheme my guy

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>be 'wageslave'
>look after deadbeat black people
>get 100k+
>spend most of my shift watching movies
>dam its good being a cop

This kind of life is just A E S T H E T I C.

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enjoy hell pig.

Cant. I was a NEET for a couple months when I quit my first job and the shame was unbearable. I could not look my parents in the eyes, I felt so awful whenever my father would come home from work every day and ask me if I applied anywhere yet.

The lifestyle is great, but I just cant do it.

100k+ donuts, amiright?

The only way to win back your famry honor is to sudoku in front of your friends and family on your birthday

Are you by any chance a nip?

it's called shame and guilt society.

get away from them for the shame part, then de-brainwash yourself from the guilt part.

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>tfw neetbux get deposited early because the 1st falls on a Sunday
After I pay my bills I am going to go pick up a 24-pack of IPA beer for the hell of it