Have you ever seen a pair of breasts in real life? Relatives count, but only if the tits are good...

I've seen 6 pairs of tits, 4 of them being girls I fucked.
Nobody's tits have come close to my first girlfriend's, though. Those were truly a gift from a perfect God.

No. I saw a vagina when I was 6 though.

I know how to cry myself to sleep at night, does that count as a spell?

Yes, my gf's
Also, three female friends went topless when we went to the beach long ago, so those too. Plus some random topless women on the beach, but those don't count.
So that's it, 4 pair of tits total in 25 years

REEe fuck it whats the point, please leave yadda yadda normans

out

It did in adventure time, although there was no crying involved.

Only as a kid. We took vacations at nude beaches when I was a kid so I saw a lot of vags, asses, titties from children, young women and old hags but was too young to appreciate it.

yes, they're pretty neat.

My wife's fantastic a cups. I'm rubbing then now while she's asleep next to me

I really want to see my cousin's big milkers
Any advice ?

Go back to your Russian troll farm, Sergei

Besides mommy's, I saw my first tits at 15. I even lost my v-card, back when I was norman.

yeah loads, I'm a cyborg so seen a nice variety of types and colours. I love the feeling of burying my face in a big squishy pair of boobs. they are incredibly warm and soft. I love holding them when I fall asleep. tfw gf is in italy for 4 days so I have to watch porn

Shared a room with my sister and I was also breastfed by my mom.

Yes, On a beach in France from some 40 year old women when I was 13.
That was now 8 years ago.

Family members before they change oand some girls in college when they wear a shitty bra or no bra.

>sees his sister's breasts
>doesn't fuck her
You deserve death

No, my mother never breastfed me and I'm KHV.

FUCK OFF THIS BOARD SHOULD BE RENAMED TO NORMAL9001 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS

I've seen a couple of my friends' boobs whilst staying over at their houses. Four, if I remember correctly.

When I was 15 my long distance gf would send me boob pics a lot then I felt her up when I was 16. Then we broke up and the next time I saw boobs was some 40 year old chubby lady from Craigslist who gave me a bj and I felt her up. It's been two years since then

They're just lumps of fat

Yep. I'm 25 and I've seen 30 boobs up close and personal. I've done just about everything with them: licked them, sucked them, slapped them, put my head between them and motorboated them, slid my dick between them, and came on them.

Is it really true that there are people on this board who haven't seen a single pair of breasts IRL? I get that this is the virgin board but girls flash randos all the time...I just find it hard to believe

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ive seen my sisters breasts multiple times, though we were both kids tho (shes 2 years older than me.)

yes but every time i had to pay for it

>be about 7-8 years old
>at the pool
>time to go home
>too much of a wimp to use the men's changing rooms on my own
>mommy let's me use the women's with her
>see some nice bazongas
good thing i was too young to pitch a tent

>7-8
>not getting boners
What the fuck, are you some kind of mutant?

First real pair of tits I saw was when I was 10-11 or so, was walking with a friend to a park when 2 teenage girls yelled at us across the street and one flashed us.
She had GIANT pancake nipples and they looked gross. I felt cheated.

there were probably other times i got boners, but my reaction that day was more curiosity/shock rather than getting horny about them

Had my first experience when I was 15, there was a group of girls that were known for being sluts who were a few years older and was flashed, wasn't too bad

I got boners all the time, I just didn't know why I liked seeing girls bodies.

Sorta back in high school. Some thot flashed her tits to impress Chad, and everyone that happened to be looking. I just got lucky.

Yeah, I got baptised at a student organisation and all the women went topless : )