In this ITT Thread

We try to say "I want to die" in as many different ways without getting muted. I'll start in the next post.

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I wish for my life to end.

youre a faggot. youre trying to report ips to watch dogs. as if people here need more issues

I wish death to claim me.

Dude I just want to die don't be hating

My artery vein can be cut off, and that might be the wish I was thinking for the christmas.

I wish to perish.

I want to be deceased

you know, for how long Jow Forums has been around i'm kinda surprised we haven't ran out of unique things to say.

does the robot reset?

I wish for death's cold hand to guide me to the afterlife.

I wish to become deceased.

Dying sounds good right about now

I desire to cease

I think it reset when it was disabled

Remove me from reality

"Rebooted" in 2011.

i want cummies

Dear Mrs. Death
I'd like to taste your breath

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in this in this thread thread

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I want to rip in peace

I'd like to off myself.

I want la muerte

I can't wait to put my hands on my FN FAL

I long for the end.

I wish for my life to come to an end

In this It's Tool Time thread.

Deseo la muerte

Every day I pray for death, and every day God laughs in my face.

The persona I seem to empirically associate with, I (the collection of thoughts, impulses, emotions and urges) is no longer fit of supporting my wants and needs and therefore I, the rational entity, would superficially prefer for it, the persona and it's physical presence, to be eliminated in any way possible or present.

Jow Forums is a nice board

I desire to cease existing.

My upmost desire is to experience an instantaneous and total cessation of all vital bodily functions.

I have rationalized that the best possible method which could be undertaken to assuage the general pain inherent within my existence is to terminate said existence with a great degree of vigor. Having concluded as such, I wish to express this epiphany to all denizens of this online board, so as to generate a mutually beneficial dialogue and to possibly induce a degree of catharsis within my mind.

shinitai yo

Esto El fin user

My penis will never be inside a vagina.

me quiero morir ya ahora mismo YA

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I feel a desire
I'm afraid it's most dire
To end my life
Because I don't have a wife
I don't want to live
I have nothing to give
So therefore, good sir
I don't feel the allure
Of life most grand
I will take death by the hand.

I desire my death.

I wake up in the morning wondering what our existence serves, why we live, what our purpose is. My body is in complete pain, complete numbness and complete emptiness. It's so hard to move out of bed. I feel nothing but envy for this world sometimes. Everyone around me is able to carry out their lives like normal while I am stuck here paralyzed unable to accomplish anything or make anyone remotely proud. And all of the fucking normies that treat humanity with disrespect are the ones who have it the best in the long run, it is not fucking fair. God is a fucking joke, why would he allow this? Is he even real? Why does he make live this sad pathetic life of mine? Can he please just answer my fucking prayers and take away my suffering and let me finally be at peace? I'll fucking do anything lord Jesus Christ, take away my oxygen and give it to someone else, rip out my heart and do something useful with it, or just cut my head off and let little Mexican children play football with it. I don't want to be on this roller coaster anymore, I want out pls.


w-was that unique?

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I can't wait to meet Jesus.

Is that yours user?
It is marvelous, thank you for sharing

I wish to end my mortal existence

i desire death to embrace me

I impatiently await the reapers knock

bang bang he shot me down
bang bang i hit the ground
bang bang that awful sound
bang bang my FAL shot me down

I want to use a ratchet strap to compress my cartoid arteries, cutting of the oxygen to my brain desu.

>knock knock
>whos there
>death
>on nice! Been waiting for you

I am constantly wishing for a quick and painless exit upon my very life

I long for nothingness

I wish to be tossed into the endless void

I'm jumping off a bridge.

l want to die desu

It is my wish for my life to meet its end.

I want dead times

My ideal heart rate is 0 bpm

A cessation of biological functions is my goal

Me want forever sleep

I want to die, amigo

Im eager to fulfill my life cycle.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer!
smash my head against the wall, hurrah! the end is finally here!

I would enjoy an eternal sleep right now

These are the bestest of all the restest.

It's about damn time I died

If Costco sold death I would get a Costco membership

the only true thrill for me at this point would be driving my bike at 60 with no helmet towards a guitar string tied between two lamp posts at neck height

Thanatos beckons and I welcome him.

>takbir!
>99 virgins, when?
>cupio dissolvi
>i feel the need, THE NEED TO BLEED!!

you unimaginative fucks. you know why r9k is so unoriginal? it's because you losers never sudoku nor get on with your lives. there's no space for fresh fish

I don't don't want do die

I await the sweet embrace of nothingness

I wanna go die

I've got a feeling
A feeling deep inside oh yeah
I've got a feeling
I tbink that everybody knows oh yeah
Oh yeah

Ich wuenschte der suesse Tod wuerde mich in seine kalten Arme schliessen.