Go to Tesco to buy lager

>go to Tesco to buy lager
>qt boy is working behind the counter
>decide to try and make small talk
>could be a possiblebf.,jpeg
>"so it's good Friday today!"
>"eh... yeah"
>"people say it's weird it's called GOOD Friday when jesus was crucified... but my idea of a good Friday involves getting nailed! ;)"
>he stares blankly
>"so that's 5.98"
>when I leave I look back
>he's looking at me and saying something to his manager
>not sure I should go back there

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Are you ugly?
Things never go as planned when you're ugly.

I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I thought it was a fun line

I know this is fake, but on the off-chance it's real, you're retarded if you think asking him for sex directly would have garnered a negative response. You chose stupid small talk which wasn't even witty. Congrats on the self-embarrassment.

You don't need to be witty. Men already want sex. Just ask.

>making fun of our lord on the day he was killed
You don't deserve a week old piece of dogshit

but I'm not good with make up and stuff, so I try to make it up for it in other ways

>just ask
Spaghetti would have come flying from that guy's pockets immediately.

it was a great line.

I can't just ask some strange man if he wants sex. I need to be like one of the SATC and have a pun or something to use

That's something ugly people say

which is better

a boring 5/10 girl

or a quirky 3/10 girl who makes an effort to be fun company

Oof
Rip your morning

Just ask him out next time, go grab a drink together after his shift.

you straight up asked him to fuck

he probably has a gf and shes hotter than you

or he doesnt have a gf and does not ever want to have sex with you.

>I'll insult a religious figure on one of his most significant religious holidays while simultaneously making myself out to be a huge slut
Wow ur so quirky n cute ur like Amy Schumer

what sort of line should I use to ask him out?

what a little rhyme

>when you clock off from your shift at Tesco
>let's grab some coffee - al fresco

it was a great line tho. points for it.

Dumb roastie slut

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Post cleavage with timestamp or it's a troll thread

I didn't necessarily ask him.

for all he knows I could have meant getting nailed by another qt boy

This is from someone who is undesirable and too ugly, poor to consider getting a gf but I am still going to reply to it.

If this is real I would think you are jsut making fun of me. I am used to be seen as subhuman wage slave in my shitty jobs and there is no way I would interpret a line like that as anything but mocking. Most often than not Im dead inside and would not even know what you said because I dont register what people tell me and just focus on the job tasks as I would only feel worse and more exhausted.

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i'm a dumb roastie

I meant to say not a dumb roastie

Not all wageslave anons cares about sluts. If you said that to me I would think of you as cheap slut. I would rather be alone than with someone who fucks everything that is good looking.

true. you could have come across as the "le quirky hot girl" talking to him. and he could have been thinking "is she messing with me?" and him talking to the manager could have not been related to you.

i'm not cheap

Yes you are not, you are just trollingfag.

If it were me, a rhyme would have made me smile/laugh and said yes for sure. Everyone reacts differently, though.
Sometimes something as simple as "Was wondering if we could grab a coffee after work and get to know each other." is enough, but that would depend on the culture, I don't know how it is in your country.

I smiled at a girl in the subway yesterday and she immediately got up from her seat and walked to the other side of car.
I really hope it was her and not me.

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Keked in the most original way

Your joke was just bad, good concept just poorly phrased and confusing.

>people say it's weird it's called GOOD Friday when jesus was crucified... but my idea of a good Friday involves getting nailed! ;)

If good friday is called good friday despite jesus getting 'nailed' then your idea of a good friday getting 'nailed' fails to create a dichotomy between the bad thing (jesus getting crucified) and the good thing (getting fucked). Or weirdly, creates a fiction where the people who named the day named it because you like to get fucked on a Friday - which is funny, but not in the way you intended it to be.

Using the same concept, you could say

'I don't know why Christians get so worked up about today, I always enjoy a good nailing on a Friday'

Again not great, but has better rhythm, it also plays on the double meaning better, it could mean you enjoy seeing christ get tortured to death, or it could mean getting fucked. the ambiguity helps it.

So really, you just need to work on your stand-up routine and then you'll get your bf.

Unless you are the living embodiment of the FATLUS meme, I suspect it's her.

Saw this story in / b/

>getting nailed by another qt boy
Me please

I bet you secretly liked being called a dumb roastie

you talk like a truck driver
very degenerate for a grill
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still would get a pass if you were 8/10+

>only way for a girl to try being funny is by being a complete whore
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tfw no spergy autismal gf

>tfw no spaghetti gf

lol I mean a qt normie boy

OP'S post gave me cancer