Holy shit are these redditors for real

>reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/new/

holy shit are these redditors for real
>all these guys with 8" + cocks
this is literally one of the worst feels i've ever felt

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>unironcally measuring your dick
yeah youre a twat.
fuck this board honestly, you're all desperate fucktards who cant accept that you'll always be alone. your problem isnt your dick size you retard, stop complaining and live a good life as a khhv

I've literally had two girls break up with me because of my lack of size

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>Caring about the girls pleasure.

I bet you eat girls out too you beta cuck.

You do know the sub count is inflated as a joke right.

> jelq and pe discussion banned
Why are subreddits so shitty? They actually compare it to skeletal growth when the dick is just soft sponge tissue. Of course it can still grow.

I'm 6.5x6.5 and it's only cost me sex once, girl said it felt like I was tearing her even though she was plenty wet. Girth is just as if not more important.

sure but you might injure it past repair

Smalldickproblems discourages it as well. For good reason.

answer me this

would you rather be among the 1% of men who have a big monster cock

or

the 1% of men who never have to worry about money - rich to the point they can do anything they want in life

you're retarded if you limit your jealousy and envy to dudes with big dongs. wouldn't you rather be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams? because it's the same probability basically.

If your dick is too small to please, then who cares if it breaks? Besides, no risk no reward. Warming up and using caution not to overdo it are keys to any exercise program. You can tear muscles doing squats and bench too. Risks are everywhere

>tfw 3.5 inch dick
It's a fucking joke.

>tfw thought I was 5.5 inches
>Tfw due to weak erections now I'm right under 5

I can't seem to get fucking hard again

I would take a 10"x7" and a healthy passive income of a couple grand a month.

Thats a false dilemma

Also with all the money in the world I could buy a bigger penis

You could invest in nanotech and stem cell tech research which would allow for rapid and unlimited dick growth

Who is this demon semen demon

Original

Honestly what's your size ?

That's every girl user.
A woman that "doesn't care about size" doesn't exist.

4" on a "good" day

Original

Im 8.5 x 6,5 and the last time i had sex at one point she grabbed my cock and put it all inside her, then i turned into a fucking animal and i smashed her for 3 minutes without any regrets, she started crying and then she had a panic atack so i had to stop and calm that bitch down so i guess i can relate to BDP.

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OK. I have a 7.7x6.5
angry virgins stop reading now or you'll just make yourself mad once again
EVERY single fucking chick I've been with started the relationship praising my dick size, just to end up complaining about it in the long run
Big dicks HURT most chicks. Sure there are size queens out there if you're reading this holla atcha boy, but it's not the majority. A few weeks/months into the relationship, most girls just refuse any kind of position that might hurt them like doggystyle, and don't even fucking think about anal, you can straight up forget about it

Confirmed virgin.
Doggy let's them take the dick better.

>Confirmed virgin.
Right back at you my man. Doggystyle makes it way fucking easier to hit the cervix, which hurts like a motherfucker I'm told

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, do you?

Don't think he does, no.

Im (), doggystyle is the best position to really hurt them if you have a BD.

can any qts that have gotten penetrated doggy style by big cawks confirm?

Living with a 3.5 dick is a fucking nightmare.
Always ghosted.
Always cheated on.
Girls find some shitty excuses to not have sex with you.
Disgusting whores.

>tfw 7 inch 6ft 22kv

>im genetically inferior
>but its everyone elses fault
your mom should have drowned you in a bathtub when she found out you'd never be a man.

my girlfriend hates anything like doggystyle or spoony because it almost always hurts.

fucking audibly kek'd

She sounds very mentally stable, user

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Her dad is dying of cancer in the hospital and she is a art hoe, but its partly my fault because i tried to kill her with my cock but i enjoy pain when im having sex both for me and for her.

>make dicklet thread
>unsollicited hunglets show up

every single time

just fuck off already

Isn't this board 18+?