Be me

>Be me
>18
>Still virgin
>Have a crush, she's a very solid 7/10
>She probably somehow likes me back
>We're both too shy to make a move so we just keep having casual talking and flirt a little
>5 months things go on
>Decide I'll try somethings new
>Read on Internet that if you don't masturbate long enough your testosterone level will increase and girls will feel more attracted to you
>Thatlookslikeajobforme.jpg
>Going to 3 per day to 0 is hard
>After the first week things get easier
>I eventually make it to the 28th day
>I feel like a kiss from my grandma could be enough to make the Krakatoa explode
>Saturday evening, bro texts me
>"user, someone throws a party near my house, do you want to come?"
>I don't know man
>"There's also your crush"
>I'm already there
>Arrive to the party with bro
>The theme of the party is hippies
>Godfuckingyes.jpg
>Start smoking pot with bro like we're fucking snoop dogg
>Almost midnight
>At this point everyone at the party is either high as fuck or drunk as fuck
>Girl dressed like a hippie comes to us

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Continue user. I want to see where this is going

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Keep going, I need to hear about this monumental fuck up

nice bait faggot, not continuing is the new faggotry

Bump .. Origen

>morons STILL do not type their full story in notepad before making threads
How long must we suffer?

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>She's drunk like a fucking cowboy
>She is identical to my crush
>I can barely see the difference
>Bro whispers to me
>"If you fucked her, you could say you stick your dick in your crush's doppelganger"
>I laugh like that's the most funny thing in the world
>She's looking at me
>"Why are you laughing?"
>Too high to make up something at the moment
>Fuck it, she's also too drunk to understand
>"I was laughing because he said that you could suck mi dick and I was thinking that it would be really funny"
>She starts laughing too
>Sweetheart probably drunk a whole truck of jagermeister
>She stops laughing
>Looks at me
>"Why not?"
>Wat.jpg
>She grabs my arm
>She's bringing me upstairs
>As we go I remember something really important
>It's 28 days I don't masturbate
>I'm probably going to blast in her mouth a whole Lake Victoria of cum
>She takes me to the bathroom
>As she unzips my pants i can already feel my reproductive apparatus shaking
>Shit is not going to last
>She grabs my wiener
>She puts it in her mouth
>After a month of no masturbating I look down and I basically see my crush sucking me off
>6 seconds, maybe 7
>Can't resist
>Fucking inundate her throat with liters of semen
>Hippie girl doesn't have time to defend herself from the ambush
>Swallows most of it
>I feel like Baby Jesus just blessed my dick and I just cummed holy water
>She looks at me angrily
>If she had control over her body she probably would've slapped me to death
>Start shouting at me
>"I will fucking ruin you, user. I'll tell everybody that you're a fucking 5- second loser"
>She goes out of the bathroom
>A few people in the hallway
>"Hey, you see that loser? He just fucking came in 5 second. That's probably the first time a girl touches him"
>I feel humiliated because that's true
>Hippie bitch just keep going around telling people how pathetic I am
>I hope she doesn't tell to my crush
>Go all around the place to find her before hippie bitch destroy my reputation

>Can't find her
>Hopefully she went home
>Go back to bro
>He's now with a dude and a girl
>She's a 6/10 but that ass looks like a Michelangelo's sculpture
>We just go on smoking weed
>After a few hits she's totally wasted
>The highest I've ever seen a person
>Marilizelegaljuana.jpg
>Eventually dude and bro leaves
>It's just me and her
>We start talking about sex
>She's telling me all the things she would want to try in bed
>Toohightobeshy.jpg
>"Why don't we try them right now?"
>She smiles
>I realize that's my lucky day
>0 in 18 years, 2 in an hour
>We go upstairs
>Bedroom this time
>We start fucking
>Now that my testicles are not as big as Jupiter anymore I can handle the situation
>We fuck for 40 minutes
>She's screaming like I'm fucking killing her little brother in front of her eyes
>After I'm done she comes to me
>"That's probably the best sex I've ever had in my life"
>I now feel like I'm Superman
>Go out of the bedroom
>Hippie bitch is talking to a girl in the hallway
>iaminvicible.jpg
>Go to her
>"Hey fucking slut, I hope next time you choke to death in cum. Did you hear that girl screaming? I was fucking her too hard, but you can continue sucking dicks like the whore you are "
>I leave feeling proud as fuck
>Go downstairs
>Start talking with an old friend
>"Hey user, do you know there was a girl going around telling that you lasted five seconds?"
>"Yeah, I know"
>"Well, I have good news for you"
>"What?"
>"She threw up several times and was drunk to the point she could barely stand. Someone called and ambulance and she's now in hospital"
>Nice.jpg
>Nice.jpg
>Very nice.jpg
>*stoned brain starts realizing*
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Run upstairs
>There's a girl crying in the bathroom
>3 of her friends are looking to me really badly
>My crush is the one crying
>Can someone really fuck up that badly?
>"Hey sorry, I thought you were the girl that sucked my dick in the bathroom "
>"Fuck you user, I don't want to see ever again"
>4 months later, we haven't talked since

good story OP, i enjoyed it very much