Fembots, why don't you just date a robot?

Because we'd just create a negative feedback loop and enable each other.

Your dad sounds like a faggot. I could hypothetically support a neet girl, while being neet myself, but i'd need to find a cheap house.

>my dad doesn't allow me to date anyone
Is he trying to have sex with you?

>support me
its 2018 women have to take care of themselves otherwise men will be called patriarchial shitlords

Your not a robot if you have a boyfriend so GTFO

Because I can't put up with a relationship and most robots are losers that will fuck up anyway.

Cause even the ugly/fat women don't need to bring themselves so low to get a date. It's all hopeless I've given up 100% on trying to get a gf. Feels liberating I'm gonna stick to making money and watching hentai.

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I am trying to!
He will friendzone me anyway (he has technically already done that), but at least I gave it my best.

>Fembots, why don't you just date a robot?
I've tried, twice. I ended up getting ghosted both times. When I say "I'm boring" robots don't care, they just think I'm playing and then we begin talking and they realize I am actually a husk, I have no real personality or interests or hobbies. I'm just a blank slate with nothing going for me and I have no desire to speak or sext or whatever. I exist as just text on a screen. Also that\s assuming robots would be willing someone from my ethnicity, which most actually don't. I'm just so sluggish I don't know if I'll be able to get a boyfriend. It requires so much energy and I'm just so tired. And even if I did maintain something, my bipolar disorder would fuck it all up. Dealing with people sucks, I'm not good at it.

I wish a boyfriend was like a teddy bear. You could just pick him up and hug him when you wanted, and that's it. He doesn't judge or have expectations.

Im crippled with loneliness, someone who wants me just because Im female wont fix that.

I'm a pedophile so robots don't interest me. I want a little boy husband to cuddle and make sweet passionate love to everyday.

>tfw no 8 year old husband to mommy and cuddle then make sweet passionate love to
>tfw you will never be impregnated by your little husband to make more little boys to cuddle
Life is cruel.

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I'm pretty enough to get a normie.

any fembots here in germany? I will work my miracles of flesh on you

I look like I'm 12, and I'm 5'4. I'm probably as close as you'd legally get to fucking a kid.

What is wrong with you? What a freak.

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Were you diddled as a child, miss?

I fuck and hang out with a guy with aspergers (I wouldnt notice it if he didnt told me tho)
He is currently taking a year of his career
Does that count

No you don't what gave you that idea lmao

Not her, but you sound rea lly cute user. Would hug and poke.

literally just date a manlet

But does that include headpats? Headpats are important.

Oh, I sure would love to pat your head a lot. And marry you. And kiss you. You are too cute.

that's .... amazing bruh.
proof or fake

Sounds like fun. I like physical affection
Last time I czeched, it was against the rules to post selfies on r9k

i'm dating many robots, just love making people happy

who talked about a selfie ?
I can have his or her social security number, bank account number and his child health record

because they haven't developed shrinking technology so I can have a pocket sized bf

video games are more important than love

I-I'm 2'1". I-is that close enough?

Go to hell you sick bastard.

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He would eventually grow up, you understand that right

Look, do you wanna be my mommy-wife or not? >: (

>because they haven't developed shrinking technology so I can have a pocket sized bf
Can I volunteer once we doeee?

yes, are you a german robot?

That's probably where her sons come in, senpai.

I live in germany. I am acutally an estonian though, if that is of matter to you.

FPBP SLAYYYYYY!

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Are you from Iceland...?

Any single robots want to post a discord and I'll go through some questions with them.

ist mir egal, hast du discord oder so was?

Depends, is the question "will you be my boyfriend"?

That might be one of them.

Why not just post them here

"Might". I'm gonna need an example question or two.

I thought you were gonna be the little femanon of my life.
Fkoff male, i aint gay

>post replying to a post of a woman wanting to be in a pedophilliac relationship with a boy
>SHIIIIIEEEEEET, DIS MUST BE A GIRL

Is more of a chain of questions that will be different for each person as they go on.

Just things about yourself and how you feel about certain things.

Post your discord and I'll add you. I don't want random people from Jow Forums adding me.

So... what are your standards, cute user?

Goldenspork#3018

And what's the purpose of them

[email protected] Don't want it on Jow Forums, please send a email.

>female
That's really the only standard that's set in stone. Also, I'd want a girl who lives in Europe, or *maybe* eastern seaboard.
I'm honestly not all that picky.

More random people are going to add me than you. Post a throwaway then discord there if you feel uncomfortable.

To figure out what you're like.

Fair enough. I'll email you soon.

[email protected]

>I'm just a blank slate with nothing going for me and I have no desire to speak or sext or whatever. I exist as just text on a screen.
You sound like the perfect tax write-off. What ethnicity are you that makes robots unwilling?

>To figure out what you're like
No need to ask questions,I'm just not worth shit.

>You sound like the perfect tax write-off. What ethnicity are you that makes robots unwilling?
Thanks, I guess. I'm Jewish

[email protected] is my email if anyone else would like to contact me.

Emailed you.

Fair enough.

lol larp.

Im Greek/Australian, I have no expectations either, but you already said you spoke to 2 other robots before, so you're a bit too slutty for me desu. I don't want a woman that goes around speaking to guys all the time.

>To figure out what you're like.
For? FBI please

Because even the lowest of the low females look down on us like the subhuman waste of oxygen we are. "Fembots" can have any guy they want why would they even waste their time on the ugly, the boring and and the broken.

>norathedestroyer

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You don't have anything to hide do you?

Please don't bully me for my cool email address.

Where in germany do you live femanon?

[email protected]
Question me pls

Maybe, maybe not. I'm just curious to be honest, but I've never used discord or any other type of contact method.

I might, I can always try once more before finally surrendering to cats. As long as they lived in the NE US that is.

How NE are we talking here

>fembot
shit like this doesn't exist.

Because they all want 11/10 Chads.

That sounds gay af m8.

I'd be willing to date any Slav fembot if such a thing exists.

I knew a polish one that was a 11/10 qt. Maybe she's still bumping around here

ree add my discord already

>why don't you date a desperate online asshole who's only interested in pump and dump
Gonna keep my virginity thanks

>Jewish
Are you one of the ones who keep trying to subvert this place

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>thinks robots are chads

Stop this meme. Robots want a LTR. But you're too buys chasing Chads to realise it.

But user, I legitimately do not care about sex - I have a hand for that.

well ive been talking to a robot daily for the past 2-ish weeks. were really hitting it off quite well! theres a chance of us actually dating i guess

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Because I live in Russia. I have never seen a robot around these parts :(

Email you soon.

Okay doke.

You're not listening.

Sorry I'm eating real quick.

>female russian
You're inside the group of the most desired females on earth.

>female pops up
>thread immediately becomes The Bachelorette
Yeah I've given up on shit like this

If people were still posting emails, screw it

[email protected]

Odd email I know. Tbh I'm not the typical robot, I leave the house and can pretend enough to get along with strangers. I'm 21, a man and am pretty into writing and lifting. Favorite anime is Kino.

Fuck, I'm from Serbia but at least it's still a slavic country. There must be a Serbian fembot somewhere around here.

>a manchild who expects you to be the pinnacle of traditional femininity without being the pinnacle of traditional masculinity

Yeah no thanks, I'll just stick to being single and improving myself inside and out until I become someone people will look up to, THEN I'll pick a dick.

>favorite anime is Kino

I'd date you if i were a girl off that alone lol

You would be surprised. At best, I am a 4/10. I had one shot at life, didn't I?