Help me come up with a suicide method that'll blow shotgun boy out of the water
Help me come up with a suicide method that'll blow shotgun boy out of the water
Kayden Reyes
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Charles Wilson
Suffering through life and dying of old age
Colton Gray
Two shotguns at once
Asher Sanchez
>rent a prostitute
>get a concealed carry permit
>go to a baseball game wearing lots of the home team's merch
>kiss said prostitute
>get on kiss cam
>blow out your brains on kiss cam
>scar everyone at the stadium as well as the people watching on tv
Aiden Ortiz
fucking genius dude
Adrian Sanders
urinate on an electric fence whilst wearing a banana costume and livestream it to YouTube
Ian King
Same guy. If you REALLY want to guarantee your spot on the kiss cam, contact the manager of the stadium, and tell him it's your """"girlfriend""""'s birthday, and that it would mean so much to her if she were on the kiss cam. Maybe even offer him a bit of cash, too.
John Edwards
Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>Originu saucu
Cooper Cook
>Make explosive vest
>put under clothes
>go to restaurant and order shit load of food
>start eating
>very loudly exclaim that if you eat one more bite your going to explode
>eat one more bite
>become an akbar
Charles Gray
Ahh the old "who fucking farted" method
Gabriel King
>get a fairly high bridge
>get 5 somewhat long ropes, not longer than the bridge's height tho
>tie your neck to one of them
>tie the other 4 ones to each one of your limbs with piano strings or something that can cut with enough force
>jump
Benjamin Lopez
Quality content, user-kun.
Nicholas Bell
Fight a black bear
Fight a mountain lion
Gun fight with local crack dealer
Gun fight with pimp
Try to kill ur government leader
Hang urself at a nayional event thats live streamed on news
Dont waste ur life tho . Go work for a none profit for a year...
Asher Cook
This is the golden recipe
John Wilson
Just make sure to bring some roasties with you to the other side. If you are going to die, at least make a final effort to better the world
Austin Martinez
bash your fucking skull with your phone until death. livestream it with said phone
Easton Taylor
Highway shotgun suicide killingspree
Landon Sanders
Dream an hero here. Wish someone would do this
Adrian Butler
This some high tier shit right here.
Luis Jenkins
Behead yourself with a chainsaw. Or do seppuku with a chainsaw.
Aaron Evans