Go to asda to buy lager

>go to asda to buy lager
>cashier is super qt boy
>feeling a bit brave from my morning beers
>ready to make an unequivocal provocation
>"YOU WANNA BANG"
>"what?"
>"nothing"
>grab my beer and run
>"You didn't pay!"
>throw a twenty on the floor and leave with my four quid bottle of cider
>the dating world is impossible if you're not a perfect size zero model

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Maybe you shouldnt say retarded slut things like you wanna bang

Like jeez is that all you roasties care about is dick

Wheres your ends at slag?

Newcastle, but only a true prince can get the keys to this castle

earlier I tried to be witty to the Tesco boy but all you 4channers said I just straight ask

What kind of lads do you like?

>go to buy lager
>grab my beer and run
>leave with my cider
nice story but you fucked up on the consistency at the end there

I like qt boys of all races

to be fair I am drunk

Size 0 is an American size, I think the comparable UK size is a 6 or an 8, stop larping and/or being Americanised.

So you're a council estate slag? Sorry love, I thought you were a posh bird

size 0 is just a general term for stick thin. you know what she meant.

a tall skinny girl would never be an American size 0 but you'd still call supermodels size 0

i'm not posh or a chav.

No one called you a chav luv

you said I was a council estate slag

Nothing wrong with asking straight up but you have to stick around long enough to let the dude answer the question instead of fleeing the scene.
"What?" isn't the same as "'no" it just means you surprised him. All you had to do is repeat the question and make it clear you were serious. Unless you're completely gross most guys will not turn down a legit offer of easy sex. And even if you're gross it's about 50/50.

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One does not imply the other

>Actually listening to Jow Forums on social interaction

I mean if all you wanted to do was fuck yea, have more respect for yourself

oy lass wots the goss you fancy a shag

if you weren't such a sperg you could actually have pulled that off OP.

I sure they meant something like giving him your number or just asking if they wanted to go out sometime. Straight up asking someone for sex will make people think they'll catch something from you or that it is just a ruse.

Newcastle as in upon-Tyne? I'm from there too. Anywhere near Gosforth?

He probably would have been for it, its just the idea of women approaching men for casual sex is so foreign that any rational person would do a double take if it were proposed.