The Dating Profiles of Women. (A.K.A THOTS)

Warning: If you are easily upset by images of vapid roasties I strongly encourage you to leave this thread.

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This one seems incredibly west-coast-cliched, but harmlessly so.

Does she demand someone 7 feet tall with a billion dollars at some point? Trying to identify the hate entry point.

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(She's one of the least offensive ones admittedly.)

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This one seems ok, only thing I'd say is admitting you're lazy and having a fatpic is fucking pathetic.
Like I just saw a 250lb woman outside work dragging her gams up a hill at like a 5kph pace, and my immediate thoughts were what a fucking champ, go get 'em Bertha.
There's women realising being a fatfuck sucks everywhere and putting in hours on the pavement. What makes this hoe special to not have to sweat.

>not into white guys
I have good news, they aren't into you either

>TFW no titcow dating site GF :(

She is cute and has ebin tiddies

These are all incredibly normal dating site profiles. Why didn't you just pick funny ones?

Go jerk off, buddy.
You don't want to be caught handing out pussy passes or you'll be walked all over.
And you especially don't want fatties walking all over you.

That otter joke was pretty funny though. But not enough to make up for the rest.

>I have a penis
>50% match
Anything you want to tell us user?