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>I pulled out my Thomas the tank engine buck knife and sliced my way out

>beat the living fuck out of him

>Get sad and angery

>Luckily I never left anywhere without my trusty chainsaw by my side

>secretly wish the velociraptors would rape me

>have to go back to college bc dropped out

>suck his flaccid penis

>Cold Dinosaur cum seeps down my throat

>then I woke up in the psychologist office

>Grab his long, scaly penis with immense force

Reptilioid Sigmund Freud grunts in pleasure as I give him head

get fucked thread

>wake up from this horrendous nightmare

>and then i saw The Mother

>Billy Mays bursts out of my closet, his energy pulsating as the air around him crackles

>see crowd of Europoors and yell whiter than you mohameds

>thats when i realised I was bisexual

>Billy Mays powers up his attack as the EuroPoors cower behind the mother

>grab Billy's nipples and twist them hard

>tfw no macaroni to fight off the enemy

>Billy bellows a devastating sonic soundwave that liquifies biological matter on a molecular scale, the entire county is turned to rubble and you stand amidst it, clutching onto the magnificent, erect nipples of the world's greatest salesman

>Billy Mays looks down at me

>He grabs my buttox with his firm, Clorox-cleaned hands

>He leans over and whispers in my ear

>your comment was not original senpai

>the chemical burn is deep, look back at Billy with pleasure in my eyes

>"I fucking hate pizza"

>I rip off his shirt realizing that he has two swastika tattoos over both nipples

>there's no hope. they won the universal war.

>wake up from the best dream ever

>suck my weedle deedle deed

>Get out of bed, drag a comb across my head

>the comb is made with razors

>and Hitler come out from the portal

>"You're coming with me"
(originally)

My bleeding scalp seems down my face as I whisper back
>yes

>the year is 1939

>hating jews originally

>alone in my bunker

>realize that God exists, and I pray for mercy for the things I've done

>Just kidding, the jews should be punished

>god descend from the heavens, he's holding a black lives matters sign

>Remember i took acid and god doesnt exist

>tfw god is actually black

>the acid is kicking in, god is now a xenomorph with a huge dick

>lust over god's big throbbing cock

>kms (end)

This was a beautiful story lads, you are all the most glorious faggots I've ever had the misfortune of having contact with

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>reincarnate as q2 anime girl

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>starts war on all 3DPD

>thisgunbegood.jpeg

Mfw im trapped on a fat fuck's body pillow

>gotta scape before he comes from buying groceries and mountain dew

>I see my fellow 2d cuties on his 4k hyper HD monitor beckoning me to join me on the internet

>Raptor God destroys all of the Middle East, destroying the homeland of the jews in the process

>hitler kills all of the "2d cuties" because none were of aryan descent

>get cervical cancer and die
:^)

>get to hell, its not that bad actually