Times where girls like you but you were too autistic to notice. I don't care if no one believes me

Times where girls like you but you were too autistic to notice. I don't care if no one believes me

>be me, 9th grade two black girls used to joke about "dating"me to their friends. One of them was hot. I'd say she looked like Kayla Pratt (except she was 5'10 ffs)
at the time I just thought they were making fun of me. But this happened a couple of times.
> 9th grade again, my freind's crush used to take long looks at me whenever I saw her. The fvcking teasing bih lmao. She would always ask me wierd ass questions and look too long at me
> be 9th grade again. This was the most blatant time. A cute red head girl used to share her chips with me and always ask me questions about my life all the time.
I should have known then dvmn it.
> be me 12th grade. Girl I sit next to always flicks her hair and looks at me as if I was about to say something. ..... I never do. She was 7 or 8/10

Who else here /heart breaker/ ?

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sage goes in all fields when the thread is some faggot humblebragging

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This isn't a humble brag my dude
#Justbeinghumblehere #Humbleoldme #What'sthat?humbility.

Are you sure you like girls user?
hmmmmmm
seems like too many 'missed' chances

I'm pretty sure. I mean then I wouldn't be getting hard at seeing nice big asses or breasts.

Then I guess you arent such a fag op

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i cringed so hard i got scoliosis. thanks op

>reading a book in school hallway
>group of girls is walking past
>they stop and ask me what I'm reading
>tell them and go back to reading
>they're hanging on chair and asking stupid questions
>get mad
>"Can't I just read my Damn book in peace?"
>storm off angrily and read bookbin empty classroom
>their jaws are open and eyes wide like I'm a crazy person
It wasn't until years later people said they were flirting with me

I did it for you just for you Big Boi

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Come to think about it. I've had this same experience with some girls in hs
> be me 10 or 11th grade (holy shit it's been that long)
>girls "stalk" be in the library and ask me what book I was getting for an assignment (can't member lmao)
> I do everything in my power to me completely normal (thinking they were picking or teasing me)
> after a while of looking at me and jokinging around they leave laughing and giggling.

Holy shit guys. There's probably so many signs from girls that I missed.

I know that feel, I was too autistic to consider my actions and to stop being so edgy to everyone who wasn't a close friend. By the time I got a grip everyone had already brushed me off

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Of course I'm not.

I'm a /heart breaker/ .

go cop my new album you bum

Forgot the pic to this comment.
Heart breakers of the world unite!

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>be in senior math class
>9/10 cute girl with braces sits next to me
>jock chad sits on my other side
>he's always trying to talk to her but she redirects the convo to me to try and talk
>I answer as little as possible and go back to playing pinball or stick man sniper games
>she sits next to me in home ec.
>talks to me there
>smiled a lot
>I respond by answering shortly and reading my book
I really lost out on that one guys

I'm kinda like that. It's just I don't have the energy to even act like I cared. I mean I used up a bunch of energy at my old job. It's too much work if you ask me

>weird girl won't stop talking to me in Ag Sci class
>always making dirty jokes at me
>I never respond I just give her a bored, dead eye look
>go to fair
>she keeps trying to get me to go in her trailer
>say no thanks and just go eat purple cow shake after purple cow shake

>I respond by answering shortly
Sounds like me. ffs. What do these women want. If you're too interested in them they lose interest. but if you don't respond to them at all.
or as little as possible their interest doesn't go away or gets bigger.

>I never respond I just give her a bored
Same thing I would do. I've literally had girls throw themselves at me (in a metophrical sense) because they thought I wasn't getting there signals. I just didn't interact with their efforts

who here /lazy passive heart breaker/ here?

I'm a mixture of lazy and just plain socially retarded.

It is hard for us heat breakers

>be me in middle school
>few if any friends
>girl asks to date me, say yes
>asks to kiss me. I'm too nervous just looking at me so she kisses me
>never talk to her or call her
>she breaks up with me through her friend, who says "your ass is dropped" during recess, lol
>later she calls me like dozens of times one day after school asking to go out with her again
>say no like a chad
To this day I don't know what the deal was. I went to several middle schools and was asked by several girls to date but I ruined it. I've had nothing like it happen to me since then, and no whatsoever relationships romantic or otherwise for the past couple years.
Fuck. I deserve to be alone, don't I?

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If I wasn't such a volcel I would tried to get laid like all my friends did. I took the moral route ffs. And it would be girls my age 15 and 14 pristine pussy.

They're playing game user.
You should too if you wanted to hit.
Get game man

Never, I was just deluding myself. No girl has ever liked me, and it's fine that way because I never really liked any girl that was actually real.

Sucks for you man. I've had girls liked me and it was great times