/britfeel/

Eyes have nothing to do with height.

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alright hoover rump lad

alri lil d

That retarded PhD escort from the last thread is less than 2 miles from me. What do?

lil D

how's tricks?

how do I avoid having my pics spammed here like crona/tilde/ebin/karen/cotswold

It really reflects badly on you that you're joining in with this

>death chan is one of the lads calling dm a nonce

absolute cunt. i expected as much from an underage retard like you

shout out to all the /britpunt/ lads

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get her number so I can phone her up and abuse her on vocaroo for the lads

See her. Film it for us

i bet he still has smaller hands than tilde

dm is a nonce though.

I want to push Cotswold's head into those muffins

If I was underaged, I would have been nonced by now
It's all bants, calm the fuck down

Shouldnt you be cuddling your prison gay bf?

Not posting them is a good starter

where's lil g?

I'm glad your grandad is dead and I hope your mum cried

Seen your picture mate you're quite cute tbf.

Don't know what you're talking about, you paranoid nonce enabler

Go and be an absolute top lad and post it

i think your drool lad

is punting the official /britfeel/ hobby?

give me a nickname please preuse

I get miserable going on Instagram because I see that all my ex girlfriends are happily getting on with life without me.

It makes me pretty sad even though I have a gf of my own currently and life is pretty good generally. Maybe it just hurts seeing girls that rejected me in the end being happy with other guys.

no nightwalking is

nightwalking to a punt

>tfw you realise your grandson is a loser tripfag so you ask the doctor to give you the lethal dose

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Just imagining her grabbing him as he tries to escape and ruffling his big fluffy head

if you don't wash your hands with imperial leather, have you really washed them?

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don't be cute basically

you need a trip for that desu

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Imagining going through a way and having such a boring grandson

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*great grandson
fuckin nutter

friendly reminder that hannah is the true queen of /britfeel/

anyone who says otherwise is a newfag

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Its not bants though dickhead because it has genuinely upset dm user. you sound like one of them retarded bullies that bullies someone and says "haha, i am only messing". grow up, cunt. and no, i wont calm down.

*war
originalr

from tilf
to milf

She looks so old now

Has it really upset him though? Having seen him say that, if he's that retarded to not realise it's bants then maybe he actually is a nonce

I wash them with your mums fanny

You could join the military mate. Make your old man proud.

Is she a brass?

I'm sure he was disappointed in between bouts of being senile and shitting himself

And then she orders him to stand in the corner facing the wall while she flings her panties at his head

I think he's upset because it was started by his 'friend'

Your trip eEnds in CP
Nonce confirmed

>Kays good cooking is becoming a meme in my household

my ma is convinced it's a troll

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He has alluded to it a few times. Would you really not be bothered if the community you have spent years on started calling you a nonce?

no lad

still just an attention seeking ho

but our attention seeking ho

sup my brit niggers, it's ya boy here L3THAL TYRONE here straight outta Compton, just wanna let you niggers now that y'all ain't slick

Seeing as I've never posted a pic, I'd like to see what this is

Does anyone else wake up in the morning after a night out and feel extremely embarassed about what they did the night before to the point of it having a serious negative effect?

But it's nonce based on no evidence. He can't possibly be a nonce so why is he taking it seriously?

lad she was frying unboiled rice the other day, it has to be a troll

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.

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>wake up in the morning after a night out
ah...no

Have you ever thought to yourself "oh boy, I'd love to see Sue Perkins naked" ?

Well do I have good news for you.

sup lil t

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Yes. Alcohol induced anxiety. It is the reason I rarely go out drinking anymore and just sit by myself getting shitfaced on britfeel instead.

kmt dont make man back out the swammy and bore you up like i did to them kuku neeks this is my ends bmt

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Because its still upsetting to be labeled in such a negative way. I doubt you would like it if everyone started calling you a nonce, none of you would, but you do it anyway because you're cunts.

Will cotswold let me cover his fluffy head in golden syrup and dried oats? I want to make him a sweet treat of my own.

this lizardbald did not come from earth

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Got a plan to get a gf lads, anyone mind telling me if it's good?

I'm really hoping you have some pics to show us lad

Even if I drink alone at home I end up calling people, posting to fb, and generally doing the same kind of cringy shit I would do outside.

Creasing. Post the video lad.

because it's continuous and got to the point where people were posting pics of kids and and stuff. It was a targeted thing that was in every thread. Look at what it did to cotswold or any of the posters who people 'bantered'

Not you then? You take it back?

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But nonce is a funny word. It would be more incriminating if it was outright "pedophile" but it isn't, so I see no issue.

When was the turning point when this place became a /britpol/ slash /brit/ clone?

All I can see is

>tripfags
>Gossip about tripfags
>X is a nonce haha
>years old Jow Forums bait that has been beaten to death
>the fact 80% of the thread comprises posts like
lads actually used to post their feels here a while back

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>crona trying to understand regular human emotions
just stop it you twat

>based on no evidence

There's plenty of evidence, you just refuse to see it.

Hey I posted
What's wrong with that? It's a feel.

yes lad

i spend an alarming amount of my wages on punting

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There is literally nothing uurong uuith my neuu speak.

t. too timid to be a /britpunter/

I'm sure he'd probably eat his own head way before you even had a chance to if you did that

Fuck you user, /brit/ and brit/pol/ are /britfeel/ clones

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most of the replies were other posters upset their mate was getting slagged off like that. It is annoying desu especially since dm was a fairly good poster who tried to avoid drama

y'all brit niggers be like baka check my knife but we be hollering at yo tripping ass selves saying aint seen no blade since west side story

evidence of him being a nonce? what evidence?

gentleman and a scholar. Have a Sabrina

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The evidence. It's right there. Just GOOGLE it.

Why was DM targeted with the nonce thing?

Who cares if its a silly word mate, its still horrible.

I swear we have this everyday and it's the same stupid shit. It's just crona getting butthurt someone is actually popular

rip in peace sweet ciro

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