Hi there handsome. Care to buy a lady a cocktail?

>Hi there handsome. Care to buy a lady a cocktail?

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yeah, of course. where is she?

does m'lady have a bussy? if not begone THOT

I'm still at 4x with muh coins, so I can actually afford it.

Get the fuck out of my bar you freeloading whore

So you can just take it and run back to your friends?
I know your tricks, harpy.

Are you fucking poor?
Who bought you that dress?

>Gives her a male chicken
>There ya go miss!

this desu desu this

Why are robots so stingy? Just buy her a drink and chat her up while the bartender is making it.

Sure thing my barstool princess. My whistle could use some wetting itself. Sitting all alone tonight, huh?

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So she can do this ?
No thanks.

>yeah, i would
>*unsheathes 2B dakimakura*
>bartender! two chocolate soy milks my good sir! normal milk hurts my tummy

stop falling for this bullshit, you are ruining r9k with this roleplaying

>order two drinks
>drink them both myself in front of her

>sure, why not *while meeting her gaze*
>talk for a few minutes until she realizes I'm an autistic sperg and walks away

god she looks oft and warm

>ruining r9k

this is not possible

>ruining r9k

Yeah, because it used to be so awesome.

Well she is the Mother of Dragons.

r9k was ruined by faggots, underage retards, and redditors who found pol

Maybe. But you have to convince me why should I buy you the drink.

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No you cheap whore

Maybe in our third or fourth date

>Hi there human. Care to buy this cow a drink?

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Sorry, not 21. You'll have to make do on your own. I'm just here to use the bathroom.

sure thing, heffer

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Only if you let me put my COCK in your TAIL.

"My cock can be your tail" and proceed to drown in pussy.

no thanks, i'm good.
the robot can suck my smelly cock.

So whats it like being whore? How is that pay gab treating you? Did you leave work early again?

>sure, are those your friends over there?
>yeah
>proceed to bring the drink I bought to one of them instead, wink at the original thot, then leave the bar

I've seen your tits multiple times, you are no lady. Now fuck off.

>she gives the drink to the original thot
>they all laugh at your autistic ass
>you still lost X$ to prove how autistic you are
Good job on that self cucking user. You got it in your blood.