POST 2 reasons why you'd make a good boyfriend/girlfriend

me:
>have a job with decent monies
>i'll care about her more than anyone

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>have nothing going on in my life which means no drama and my attention can be undivided

>extremely driven worker
>handsomebot

>I have lots of money
>I'm a good listener

>have money
>unattractive so no one to cheat with.

30 years of loneliness has allowed me to cultivate a vast array of wisdom

>all roasties are sluts

I got nothing
Fuck

Don't even have one good reason desu. I don't even want one at this point, I'd rather see everyone else be unhappy and alone instead.

>will treat her like a queen
>ready to set the whole world on fire for her

So you have the bare minimal in life accomplishments and will be clingy.

What a catch.

Clingy bitch with no sense of self.

What a catch.

>Got a CS bachelor and going for Master and PhD, even if you think its a meme degree it's a fact it will be difficult I will be unemployed unless I choose so
>Not bad looking
>At least have a passive interest in any science, art and craft
>I would never be violent with a girl but I would never be submissive
>I don't cheat, I'm always 100% honest

I am ahhhhhhh fuck

>make good money.
>is a pretty good cook.

>ocassionally funny

>have car
>have money
>live on my own
>have my own sources of happiness outside of her
>want to see my girl happy, but wont let her walk all over me
>have been called attractive
>morals prevent me from cheating
>like to cook and eat healthy

>not interested in anything so no money getting wasted on me
>playing vidya every day

Those are pretty bad

>no job, no money
>not good looking
>no license
>no personality or conservational skills

I'm unredeemable

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I literally can't say anything positive about me.

Wait my mom always says what a good peson I am.

I can juggle
I'll probably like the scent of her vagina

why are you so abrasive? relax
im not clingy at all but ok. gotta be a movie star with 4 houses nowadays jeez

Im masculine and loyal

I cook really well, that's my only talent ai guess.

I can't think of any.
At least I was smart enough to not try r-right?

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I have a costco membership.
I would always love them.
jesus christ I'm pathetic.

>Have a house
>Care too much about loved ones.

>If I don't have unlimited money I'll never get the girl

Yeah, it's the money that's the problem. Sure.

bad day at school kid?

>I would always love them

Unconditionally loving someone without actually considering their value is mental illness. Specifically dependency.

>baby, I love you. I'll never leave you, baby. All my self-worth is wrapped up in you, baby. Why do you drink so much, baby?

Haha i have nothing.. haha

have a nice day user lol
try to be less bitter