>"*sniff* uhh, wagie uh i mean user. It finally happened, my mom kicked me out uh i-its apparently going to snow later today i-i don't know how to ask this but can i stay at your place?"
wot do?
"*sniff* uhh, wagie uh i mean user. It finally happened...
Daniel Taylor
Benjamin Diaz
bump, in same position, user
Cooper Ramirez
hobos are chad neets
be happy
Charles Clark
>"suck my didly dick you cock sucking sack of green shit"
Matthew Morales
tbqh if i had a job i would happily adopt-a-neet, as long as you kept the place tidy
Carter Wood
>What's the matter my little friend, out of resources? It's alright, I have some space under my new couch for you. But don't get used to it, haha! I'm taking you to McDonalds tomorrow, firm handshake champ.
Levi Morales
then again... i am a neet myself..so...
Zachary Sanders
I'm pretty sure you're being baited. Never trust Neet.
Connor Moore
>"please, user i've been living behind this walmart for 2 days now and have already gotten raped by 2 niggers and have been surviving off scraps! Please wagie i will suck your dick if you let me live with you just c'mon man!"
Wyatt Williams
Sure, I got a place for you. You're gonna have to wait 4 months till I set it up tho. Try to hold out till then, pal.
Henry Wilson
>We can give you an apartment, but you have to earn it. We want you to make and bump tranny and gay posts on Jow Forums all day.
>Also, you will share the aparment with 4 men of indian origin
Jacob Thompson
Sure neet, but you will have to work for it. Start by cleaning up this room, you will be sleeping on this rug anyways
Michael Robinson
fake and gay.
she expects you to demand some form of payment, thus either she already has a plan (say, Chad will stay with her at your place; or: she'll sue you for rape even if you don't make any move), or she isn't actually asking.
>be me
>wageslave making 2000 bucks/month
>rent+utils+groceries destroys some 1800/mo because I don't drive and it was the cheapest place near a metro station
>two years literally living alone, feelsverygoodman
>faggot coworker talked me about "coachsurfing" trend and shit
>replied him I'm already on full monk mode
>the more he tried to make me try hosting strangers for basically nothing, the more I knew I had my comfy place
>eventually few months later got laid off
>wasted my savings (2000 bucks) to live there a month more
>then back to parents
>28 months of my life wasted and no money left.
Sebastian Williams
>he's actually proud of being a slave
>to the point where he has to make thread making fun of those who wish to opt of out work 2 live mentality
You fucks really need to take a good hard look at yourselves in the mirror.
Also I hope you get fired.
Queers
Mason Garcia
You can stay at my place, but on the condition that I get to pound your NEET arse whenever I want.
Brandon Campbell
Here's a lil NEET who can't take the HEAT and must admit DEFEAT!
Jose Rivera
>sorry dude i was just on my way out too. fucking mom kicked me out as well. what do we do now?
Luke Turner
Im lucky my parents are rich, im autistic and will never be able to keep a job and they know that
Ryan Mitchell
Get lost.
Also, I'm taking your bucket hat.
Caleb Perez
Did you get paid for that post?
All of you greedy kikes only care about money.
Hell is forever. Queer
Dylan Baker
What have we got here? A lil queer who takes it in the rear?
Get lost shitbag!
Henry Johnson
sure i will take you in neet boy. only on one circumstance.
Dominic Fisher
I'd give him a warm meal and a shower and tell him that he couldn't stay here.
That way I wouldn't be being an uncharitable dick, but I wouldn't be letting a leech into my life.
Christopher Richardson
there's a nice comfy gas chamber you can stay in nigger.
Christopher Phillips
>he's such a beta bitch he can't even defend himself on a chinese typography website because shekelstein is on his ass about finishing that project
Embarrassing.
Carter Gonzalez
Uh-Oh! A pair of lil NEETs who have to suck a Wagie's MEAT or end up on the STREET!
Gabriel Howard
Oh look! A cringey child molestor beta tester, mad cuz jesus never blessed her.
Sad.
Connor Brooks
Calm down, Eminem.
Jeremiah White
Need a wojack peeing into the bucket and NEET looking and crying.
Jace Myers
Guess Mr. Frog doesn't think he can make it in 4 months.
Luis Turner
Give me like 20 mins. I'm busy right now and it's gonna look like shit.
Justin Cook
>fuck off, frog
Revenge is pretty nice, huh, neet?
Michael Moore
>tfw friends with my mom
>tfw I literally own the same share of our house in a trust fund
>tfw I will always have a comfy house on a quiet street in one of the most peaceful places on the planet
Lucas Taylor
How will you pay for home repairs, utilities, and property taxes (if applicable)?
Dylan Hall
I actually don't think I can do it now.
Maybe in another thread.
Alexander Cox
this desu, the problem is that how I'll be able to live once they die and the money slowly fades away
Jeremiah Torres
I'll let him stay in my house for like a week but as long as he looks for a job during that time
Jaxon Hill
too bad your fiancee dumped your ass
Jaxon Walker
Nah, that sweater looks pretty warm, you'll be fine user.
Chase Jones
Vroom, vroom. Hot oc coming through!
Xavier Cox
i would literally rather kms than this shit right here
Blake Harris
>"haha neetcuck uh i mean user, i knew that would happen sooner or later"
>"i suppose you can come over to mine, ill let you sleep in the bathtub, mainly because i dont want your disgusting body all over my sofa."
>6am
>"wakie wakie neet boy, time for you to go, i've got a girl from hr coming over later on today and want to air our the place. you smell like a hobo on a midsummers day"
>"sorry, i dint mean to offend you, you know, because you're now homeless right"
>"bye bye cuckboy, sort yourself yout"
Colton Perez
nice gets
originollieiie
Hunter Gonzalez
Step1: Life in wellfare state
Step2: Get neetbux every month
Step3:???
Step4:Profit!
Mason Stewart
mfw wagecucks attempt to meme
Caleb Green
Would be a good way to make a friend
Jason Jenkins
sure i don't give a fuck, why would i care, its not like anything fucking matters
Eli James
>have to pay for his food EVERY time
>can't bring people over
>he's hogging the internet
>gets me banned because he's shitposting
>probably will spy on you and secretly video cam you to stream on IRL twitch while he makes money
>shits up the place
>doesn't clean up after himself because he's always sleeping when you come home from work
Yeah, I had a NEET friend in the house before and it sucks.
Daniel Stewart
Did he really do all those things?
Ethan Foster
Don't act like the comfy /NEET/ would admit to such foolishness. You can't disguise yourself wagie
Blake White
Tonight I'm just chilling in my government paid for home with beers and weed. Earlier I bought so much Chinese food with my neetbux that I couldn't finish it all. I'm now eating chococlate cake and gummy sweets.
Tomorrow I'm going to visit mummy and she's going to make me fresh pasta and pizza ^_^
You jelly user?
Henry Johnson
55 get.
inb4 shadow ban
Ayden Carter
I always dreamed of meeting some eastern-euro/indian NEET online where he tutored me in technical subjects for a cheap fee on my part (low cost of living in neet's country) and later we bonded and on occasion played on steam or some shit. I once purchased some online MOOC course and the Pakistani instructor provided his skype and I paid extra for personal lessons. Eventually he just disappeared suddenly and closed his account; he justed wanted my money no attempt to contact me back. Of course that delves into the questinb "how could they be a NEET if they are actually component in something" and to that some people are just better at time management online