Find out how if you are really a dicklet with this calculator post results

believe it or not i'm 25 and i have never measured my dick,doesn't matter really,no girl will ever see it ahaha

Originally disappointed, desu

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>mfw 7+ inches with bone pressed method
holy fuck feels good man

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let's see who's smaller than my impressive flaccid dong. I'm a shower not a grower

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>bone pressed
that data is found from unpressed. sorry user youre not in the 99% percentile

I have some but its your fault for being fat
Yall pressing it all the way through muscle and connective tissue and whatever else there is.
What is visible and usable is what counts.

you push to the bone because the only thing on top of that bone is fat. bone-press is measuring how long you'd be if you aren't a fatass

This

I'm 6.5" "bone-pressed" but it feels like cheating to me. I'm 6" and that's what I tell people... not that I tell many people.

You guys do know that you're supposed to measure from the top...

>my dick is considered big
>I sometimes use a comically large dildo (9"x6.5") on my girlfriend, she goes wild and almost becomes a different person
>the notion that there is a special subset of guys who have mostrous dicks who go round giving girls crazy orgasms with ease is very arousing to me
>how girls secretly act all coy and shy like "no i love your dick, it's perfect sized - but then have another level in them.

I'm a deeply, deeply confused man. Why does this turn me on. I even go around reading forums where girls really open up about their sexuality and reveal their inner sluttiness and tell stories about the time they fucked that one guy with a huge dick and they've never been the same since.

We can't compete fellas, look at these definitions too if you doubt the nature of women. Everything else they say is just to make you feel better about being their provider when you can never match the pure raw sexual lust they feel for bigger men.

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boyfriend dick

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vacation dick

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Link to forums, curious

>Overall erect dick is in the 92nd percentile
>Flaccid penis is in the 3rd percentile

What the fuck am I?

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>tfw big boi

Feels good mayne

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>343 fl oz
>24 in long
>18 in girth

If you're going to measure your dick in cm, you need to change the settings to be metric you fucking idiot.

why'd you want to see middle aged men larping so they can jack each other off to their fetish

>Why does this turn me on.
because you're gay

Idk specific ones but just type into google stuff like "girls, tell us you mr. big story"
or
"honest thoughts on big dicks"

You get the odd girl saying the old boring "it's more how they use it" trope, but for the most part, girls overwhelmingly go gaga for big dicks. Specifically, they like above average and even average sized dicks, but usually for everyday "boyfriend" use. There then exists another class of dick - a special treat they can't enjoy everyday, but absolutely drives them wild and gives them uncontrollable earth shaking orgasms. These dicks usually belong to some special class of guys who don't need to go to work to earn a good living, but can get by fucking girls on their reputation alone.

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>using body tape measure
>I'm 8 inches bone pressed

Bone pressing is fucking stupid desu

Yeah maybe bicurious which isn't such a crime. I have had sex with a lot of girls I'm not really phased about possibly have curiosity about dick. Then again, I'm also possibly just fucked up by porn.

About 55th percentile on length. About 91st percentile on girth.

me(top) vs the only guy my oneitus has ever made love to.

give it to me straight guys can I ever please her like he did?

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tfw below average/small

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You've got a needle dick m8

If you were here in 2008 you'd get this joke
Fucking new fags I swear to god

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You on the right, her ex on the left

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who else here /pencildick/
>.51 cm

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>bone pressed
is bone pressed a valid measuremnt or does it only make things equal?
i gain like an inch by bone pressing, it doesnt all feel like fat..

>will never be that kind of guy

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Ive tried to Google pencildicks just to see how they look but i cant find any. Want to share?

>im just big boned! i-its not fat

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At least I have a good personality...

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Erectile tendons that lift your dick up are jus above

thats pretty gay user
originally

>7.2 inches without copefag bone pressing
>still a khv

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who hear monsterous girth but slightly below average length?
5.5length (my flaccid length, is like 80th percentile..)
6.25 girth

Do people with this level of penis envy have other envy problems? Do you freak out when someone taller than you is within 50 meters because a girl might see?

Somebody with erectile dysfunction?

lmao dude. me when I was 15.

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vs me now.

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I am 28yo, 8 inch, used to be 9" when I was 18
Had sex twice in my life, first time so drunk I could hardly get it erect, second time was better. Size dont mean anything, I rather have 5-6" and 3 extra points to my face

Guess what Robots? Having a big dick doesn't help you if you're a KHV unless you're gay. Ultimately nobody will know it exists if nobody wants to sleep with you in the first place. Everybody who responds to dick pictures online is either men or men pretending to be women and that's not just an r9k joke I'm absolutely serious. I don't know WHY faggots are such size queens but they are.

Ultimately if you're ugly and/or socially retarded and/or have a dysfunctional life generally you're fucked. All an average to big dick gives you is one less thing to worry about.

Do you even understand how penises work?

Being tall is much better than being well endowed because

1: being tall is sexually attractive in itself and will get women wet

and

2: Tall people are attractive BEFORE the date and dating sites literally have you list your height and tall men get a ton more responses. Having a big dick gets you 0 more responses.

and

3: People will just treat tall people better for no appearant reason and you get paid like a grand more a year for every inch of height.

Muh big dick is the most overrated shit ever. After you get to anything above-average women with small vaginas will start rejecting you thus being above-average is more practical than being large. People also generally enjoy watching big dicks more than having sex with them for similar reasons to why they people who wouldn't want to be in a fight like watching fights.

That's not true, I get tons of messages from girls on Reddit from my dick pics

''''''''''girls''''''''''

I will admit I have had one or two girls who I've confirmed because they post their massive fat tits onto big tit subreddits to delude themselves into thinking they're hot. If there is no proof either way, the ''''''''''woman''''''''' is 100% a dude.

I am originally curious

Yes obviously. I'd say 75% or more of the "girls" who message are gay men or trying to get pics for catfishing.

If you're really fat, I get three inches goes from 4 to 7 bone pressed

I'm a skeleton and get maybe half an inch or less

Anyways you can add a 1/4" to length if you straighten out the curve and a 1/4" to girth if you measure at the root, but that's not how the people in these studies would have been measured. They just used disposable measuring tapes, pressed against the bone, and measured around the middle.

I'd estimate my balls are ~36ml which is about the size of a ping pong ball. My balls are unusually big as well.

I have ruined family photos with my bulge. You know those little 8oz/222ml cans and bottles they have in the grocery store? My dick and balls are collectively as big as one of those. I have become an expert in men's pants and shorts just to deal with this issue. PROTIP - DARK COLORS

Virgin, 28, lol it doesn't help.

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Hmm, I just realized that I'm literally as big soft as the average guy is hard, 5.37 floz vs 5.51 floz. When you account for my balls I'm literally hiding more in my pants at all times than most guys when they're having erection, although I do get the advantage of having something soft and pliable to work with.

2cm separate me from 25% to 75%. a to think my sexual life sucks because of 2cm.

Having a thick cock doesn't cure autism sadly..

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Does this make me a /pencildick/?

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Wow I thought I had a chance at small penis humiliation, my favorite thing

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but I was using the wrong units

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have 4.5" long non bone pressed length and 4.5" girth. I'm a bit over 5.5 bone pressed. I have a gf and her ex had a bigger flaccid dick than my hard dick. There's never a time when I have sex and don't think about I don't stack up. It's miserable.

>tfw chode penor

my last girlfriend hated having sex, only wanted to give me blowjobs because pnv was too painful

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Im not a dicklet and BBC isnt a meme.

That's not what that means at all. My dick is almost like an acorn till gf is naked on her back.

>7.6 girth

Never request these, but pics plz especially measured. Timestamp unnessecary.

It's also not a good thing to have a dick that's as side as a coke can. That just means you can't have sex, all sex is basically fisting. That's also about as wide as a large womans wrist, or a small man's.

you faggots still haven't answer my question.

i have an idea since you like sph

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You could do large penis humiliation. Just have a girl have sex with a smaller man moaning

"Unhhh, he can actually fit"

"I don't queef with every thrust"

"Sex for more than 15 seconds is enjoyable rather than feeling like pregnancy!"

"He got four inches inside of me before I said stop! Holy fuck!"

I mean your dick is more functionally useless than most small dicks so it could work.

Sure, lemme fire up some shota, so I can get hard again.
sounds like a plan
tell me more

>nearly everyone who posted is over 90%
nice try

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t.Dicklet McSmallpecker

mutant soda can chode over here. The struggle is real.

>tfw you like your soda can dick

i like punishing whores, idk about you

I hate it, it's even a hassle to jack off

Gotta remember it's in centimeters, dicklet.

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Probably selection bias, people with small dicks are less like to post. Look at the dick rate thread on /soc/, there are a lot of people on Jow Forums with big dicks.

>80th percentile
>average
damn they really couldnt use some kind of empirical rule shit to stroke my ego a bit

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>tfw girlfriends ex was Asian
>tfw white guy with above average dick
The first time we fucked was interesting

I'm in the 80 and 70 percent for length and girth. A huge dick really is less useful unless you do it with a size queen. You will not be able to fuck them hard or balls deep because you will hit their cervix .

Among the problems you listed, you also have to do more prep and you can't go for as long without making her sore. A huge dick still is fine for an average pussy because you've got that visual appeal and you do get to spread somebody pretty wide and go pretty deep. You might not be her favourite sex partner ever, but you'll probably do, and you'll get to do a few things other guys can't. It's great if she's a size queen and if one does the math there are a lot of size queens who are suffering from a cock famine. It's a relationship ender if she has a small pussy. It's great if you're gay because gays are size queens.

Above average is actually the patrician penis size though. It's the perfect size for the largest cross section of women, yet able to satisfy the size queens and small vagina'ed as well.

Just sittin here whanking my 79-year-old night stick

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hopefully you fags in the 90% keep the size queens out of commission.

I hear people in this thread talking about ideal dick size.

journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0133079

According to that 3d model penis size 6.5x5 is the mean preference. However the girls who want that long want thicker, and the girls who want that thick want shorter. 6.5x5x5 is the ideal dick size for 1/6 girls. 1/2 girls want that long or longer. 1/3 that thick or thicker. Yet only about 1/10 men are that long or that thick.

This is truly the master cock size. Big enough to give the size queens something nice, perfect cock for many girls, not so big to really hurt small pussy.

Wait you're supposed to measure from the side?
I thought I was 7.5 but I'm 8.

>Wait you're supposed to measure from the side?

No.

OPs pic looks from the side
Well anyways I'm 20cm bone pressed from above 19-19.5 without pressing

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>pink wojak jams yellow cylinder up dong

>with this calculator

Lel, the fragility of the male ego.

>be me
>have a clit
>maximum dicklet
>it doesn't even get noticably bigger when I'm turned on
>drive a big truck to compensate

You know what they say about big trucks and small cars