Today jesus christ was crucified by the normies

Unironically bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

That faggot had it coming.
AVE ROMA

Not typing this to be granted a gf, as I don't believe in magic rituals, but I do believe in our Lord Jesus Christ, the only Son of God.
Blessed be our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Amen.

Bless our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

(Origami)

Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Original frig normies

bless our lord and savior jesus christ

He was a good dude.

can i be your best friend user?

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Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
I haven't asked for anything ever, but please give me a gf

Hail Satan
O unholy father, lord of silence, supreme God of desolation that mankind reviles yet aches to embrace.
Strengthen the purpose to save the world from a second ordeal of Jesus Christ and his grubby mundane creed.
Two thousands years have been enough!
Show man instead the raptures of thy kingdom.
Infuse in man the raptures of melancholy, the divinity of loneliness, the paradise of pain.
What perverted imagination has fed man the lie that hell festers in the bowels of the earth!
There is only one hell, the wretched monotony of human existence!
There is only one heaven, the ecstacy of Satans kingdom!
Since the hour that Jesus was vomited forth from the gaping wound of a woman Jesus has done nothing but drown mans sorrows and desires in a deluge of sanctamonious morality!
He has enflamed the pubertal mind of youth with the false dogma of original sin and now he denies the ultimate joy beyond death by denying Satan.

May Jesus rot!

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It depends, what stuff do you like to do user?

Only correct answer itt. May God watch over us all.

Despite being one of them ethnically, (((they))) had Jesus Christ killed by the Romans. Like today, (((they))) were also the elite who didn't take challenges to their power.

i like music, reading, running, vidya, anime, getting drunk, smoking weed,cooking

Jesus won't give you a girlfriend. Embrace celibacy as the low-tier genetic trash you are.

So are you not supposed to eat meat on this day or did my parents just make that shit up ever since i was a kid?

Kek might give me a gf though.

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They're right.

>my made up bullshit might give me a gf
Nobody is giving you a girlfriend. Accept that you don't deserve one.

Press "F" to pay respects to our Lord and Saviour Jesus. He died for ous sins.

bless our lord and savior jesus christ

Eh, it's worth a shot

Lost me at weed user. Not gonna hate you for it, but some family members ruined their life for it, so its a real sore spot for me.

OP meant to say "kikes"

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Dominus nos benedicat, et salvatoris nostri Iesu Christi

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No meat, although you can still eat fish for some reason

>will make a stupid post on a shitty forum for a gf
>won't actually improve himself or try talking to a girl
Pathetic

bless our lord and savior jesus christ

Hopefully this isn't a sin for taking the name of the Lord in vain. If so, Lord, please forgive me.

Pharisees would be more specific.

I'm actually hoping these count as prayers. Maybe if we kneel and say it, too.

normalfags decided against him ultimately

the crowd chose barabus over jesus didn't they?

Bless our lord and savior Jesus Christ and happy Easter to all you robots!

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Bless our lord and savior Jesus Christ.
I just want to be happy and normal.

you are not roman, you are a germanic barbarian

jesus was not a fucking viking, he was a brown man

dios bendiga a nuestro senor y salvador jesucristo

shut up pedro

Jesus wasn't the son of God so there's no reason for this.

Bless our original lord and savior Jesus Christ
I really like the Webber musical

Bless our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.
Damn (((the people who crucified him))

Get a load of this heathen lmao

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Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Also Valentine did nothing wrong

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Im not really thinking of it as a physical representation more so a representation of idea of Christ (really should have used an East Orthodox Icon since that gets the point across much more)

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I plead the blood of Christ over my life and that of my Jow Forums brethren. Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his life for his friends. You my Jow Forums bros are my friends. God bless my Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. May he return again soon.

Amen brother. May Jesus bless you.

isn't that december 25?

yes, orthodox icons are better

Bless our Lord and saviour bloc

Catholic tradition.

bless our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. DEUS VULT

quadruple cia nigger

bless our lord and savior jesus christ

you have been muted etc

Underage b&

get bent, loser.

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Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who still lives in Heaven

Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
He tried to help the lost tribes of Israel, but only those with faith will enter the gates of heaven

Bless our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Please make her come back. Please!