Tfw no asian qt3.14 fembot gf

Its pretty hard when there are only like 10 of them within 100km

>smokes weed
degenerate

Nah, I'm on probation until May so I can't smoke at the moment

Who isn't a degenerate these days

>Be British
>Have yellow fever
>Immigrants everywhere in my town
>I've only ever seen an East Asian girl once here ever.

If we're going to enriched by diversity why couldn't it be qt asians? I don't get why Aussies and Canucks complain about it.

Asian girl here. I want a robot bf to chat with me and buy me gifts and stuff.

asian women are so fucking ugly

were all degenerates on this blessed day

>tfw no asian gf to breed

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>roastie admits that she wants to be in a relationship just so that she can leech

>tfw qt asian gf broke my heart
>talked to her today after a year of being broken up because i saw her nudes on /b/
>she gave me the hardest boners i ever had in my life
>she let me pound her cervix as hard i could
>she dressed up for me whenever i wanted
>trying to resist the urge to beg her to let me fuck her again
suffering is all i know

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this fuckign green nigger is getting more ass than me i hate him

Even 4's want a white guy.

>saw her nudes on /b/
Post them faggot

only one i saved
tfw just messaged her

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No. I'm merely assuming all of you are here due to the fact that you don't have any appealing traits to attract a woman irl. Would you rather me approach robots with unrealistic expectations that you'd never live up to?

I was promised that women have it on easy mode and that this board full of lonely virgins would jump at the chance for female attention. If you took my previous post as an admission of some sort, then I'd like the same thing from you. Neither of the above have come true yet.

Because other countries were portrayed as great places to live even for asians. Either economic or social reasons, asians only look for the former or latter or both. America has the American dream, Canada has Toranto which already house a lot of asians (if I remember correctly), and I have no idea why the aussie is stealing my Asian qts
>ywn be opened like a flower by a Asian qt's massage

>tfw no blonde hair green eyes irish gf

I want her so bad but she's too good for me (right).

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She loos like senny
youtube.com/watch?v=NERUqvLXhyw

Post pics, we can see where this goes.

She's from Beijing. She's so fucking qt it's unbelievable. I have no idea how to approach her though.

Pretty sure this is that "Shrimp" chick from Jow Forums discords.

Against the rules. Drop your contact and I'll send a pic privately.

Use imgur. Or fuck the rules, we have a faces thread a few days ago and no one was banned.

>rules
Giving us quite the laff mate. Rules say no trolling or racsim and you've seen how that worked out for r9k.

Okay
[email protected]

Pic of what?

Looking at Jow Forums in the shower want sit down and cry will never be able to afford plastic surgery why was I born Chinese

Okay, it's been nearly ten minutes and I haven't gotten a pic. Stumbling through google images for an original looking pic, my dude?

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Hi its OP. I fell asleep but I'm willing to buy you gifts if you chat with me and prove you are an asian girl with a timestamp.
[email protected]

I-Ishida-tan?

Why are asian boys so despondent? Can't you all go back to the motherland and pick up a cute pie? You all have that in-group out-group dynamic.

Are you retarded or new? People don't get banned for trolling or racism. People have been banned for self posting. I can't ban evade on this IP.

post what you look like or fuck off with your self-pity bullshit

>I'm merely assuming all of you are here due to the fact that you don't have any appealing traits to attract a woman irl
Spoken like a true roastie lol. Unironically thanks for putting it into perspective how out of touch half the world is.

Feel free to enlighten me on how that's "roastie talk" and not the truth, if you may.

Are YOU new? The only people who get banned for posting themselves are people who make their own threads.

If you literally have ONE appealing trait or quality about yourself then you don't belong here faggot. The roastie is blunt but 100% correct.

Alright, I think I'm done here.
He's lying, boys.

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You won't know what it's like to be expendable until it's too late and at that point it won't matter. Trying to explain to you before then is a waste of my time.

Yup he sent me the same email with no picture. If your gonna want money in return for doing nothing except being a worthless roastie whore at least show that you are a worthless roastie whore first

The girl could just show some part of her body (not necessarily tits/vag/ass) to prove she is a legit female and she will have DOZENS of takers on her deal. She will prove it herself that women have it on easy mode.

Lol just another G.I.R.L trying to score cash. Even if it's a real roastie it's still just as pathetic.

I came so close to a cute filipina gf

I did a backwards search for ya.

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originally looks like that other guy has been posting her for months

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Faggot, you laid it out that you weren't interested in this deal so why would I bother giving you a free pic to do whatever you want with in exchange for literally nothing? I must be retarded to do that.

I need to see some face

The exchange is the your claim of being an asian female is proven. You'll be able to proceed with the deal afterwards, and make money off the lot of us.
I'll even give you a new 10 minute mail link so you can prove it.
[email protected]
In the mean time, sorry to rain on your parade but as you can see, we're not buying it.

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Lets be honest babe. Your picture is not worth 50$ but we are desperate enough to pay anyways. So the least you could do is prove that you are actually a roast or fuck off.

Surgery is cheap in China though

People who are genuinelly interested would at least bother to be polite. Methinks at this point you just want a pic so you could repost it here so the rest of the robots could put a face to the torrent of insults they're about to unleash.

Why would I be polite to someone I'm sending money to for a random picture that nobody will care about beyond this thread?
I would gladly be polite to a girl I'm interested in or one that shows they are worth it. But when (she) immediately comes into the thread saying the only way she would interact with robots with no appealing traits is if they give her money then you shouldn't expect politeness back in return.

You refuse to post even the most basic proof that you're a woman, which is instrumental in getting people to pay you.
Odds are you're a dude.
Either way, you're a whore. This is not an arrangement that warrants politeness.

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Why would you NOT be polite to someone you're trying to strike a deal with? Why would you NOT be polite to a girl you're trying to seek company from? It's not orbital mechanics. Make your bs a little less obvious next time and maybe I'll take the bait.

NEVER EVER. Life is suffering

I would've been more than happy to show myself if a single one of you even DEMONSTRATED interest. But like always your retarded incels couldn't hold it in before leaping at the chance to abuse women through the Internet. Let it be a lesson for the next time another girl offers companionship.

this guy thinks he totally fooled everyone hahahah

You aren't offering anything close to companionship, your first messages are asking for money.

>says all robots are men without any appealing traits
>acts surprised when they aren't polite to her
literally the dumbest roast i've ever seen. We are here for a reason and you should have known this before. You even said you would only interact with us if money was involved so then why are you all of a sudden creating some bullshit excuse as to why you don't want to post proof?

I was asking if the ARRANGEMENT I described was anything of interest to you. You responded with "give me a face pic, bitch". You could've fucking lied and said "yes I'd be willing to do that but I need to know if you're attractive to me", but alas, you couldn't even to that. You're just retarded.

I only said that after I saw the attitude I got in response to my proposal: You call me dumb, but you're literally too retarded to follow the thread.

I didn't respond to anything, I'm an observer.

This makes literally no sense. Now you are just being desperate and grasping for anything you can. One person in this thread posted that...how do you know it was one of the people making the request? And even if it was one of us that is literally the most generic normal response you can get from a thread like this. How does that type of response trigger you so hard unless you are just a huge newfag?
There were literally 2 responses eager to do the deal with you and it was only when you didn't show proof that we acted hostile because we are robots.
You literally have no excuse for not posting unless you are actually too scared or you are a man.

you guys can get a qt asian gf, just believe in yourselves !!!! we're not hard to approach honestly :,,,,)

post your contact info and let me try approaching you then >.

Stop being retarded. No one demonstrated interest after 20+ minutes. Jow Forums isn't exactly a slow board. You're the one who is grasping by making the claim "w-we were interested all along!".

yes you are
especially if you're black. all i want is to love and spoil a cute asian gf but every time i try to talk to one they pretend not to know english

What do you mean 20+ minutes. To be fair I took a nap and missed like an hour of the thread I literally wrote that when requesting so you can't give the 20minute excuse.
So again, do you have another excuse you want to try or do you want to actually say the truth so we can move on?

im not the best at holding convos but sure. yaki#9108

idk the other asian girls i know are pretty open to new people. sorry to hear about your experiences ;;

Read the timestamps between when I initially posted and the first response? There's no reason for me to stay here any longer.

Yes and I would have responded sooner but I made the thread and fell asleep so I missed your response otherwise I would have responded instantly lmao. Just give up bro you can't make any excuse.

How do you feel about yellow fever?

NYC
Y
C

Fuck these other robots

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Dammit
Always too late

i dont care much about it. kinda glad that asian girls are being somewhat appreciated.....

NYC ??? what about it ?

>NYC ??? what about it ?
If you live here I was going to add you.

late for what lul

oh sorry no, i do not... ;;

Ah well. You seem nice.

Do you live in Hawaii?

Oregno

Stop envying others and fix yourself!

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Someone always posts first
I can't win a game of the bachelorette

>smokes a ton of weed

garbage and probably fucks her drug dealer for drugs.

thanks

nope !

feel free to message me anyways if you want. am just looking for people to talk to tbqh

there's literally billions of asian girls, eventually you'll find one that's a good match for u. don't always shoot for the 10s, is my tip. learn a thing or two abt her culture. if u want asian that bad, go for south-east asia, all their men are getting korean gfs kek't

Asians are such honest gold digging whores and you whores even made a music video about your gold digging ways.

youtube.com/watch?v=lxGap-lxmt0

tfw you btfo the roastie so hard she leaves the thread

>tfw no 5/10 chinese girlfriend

I think they act like that towards white guys or something, I'm black and all the asian girls I know are incredibly down to earth and fair with expectations.

this im black with an asian gf and she is chill and not a gold digger