>Walk into your kitchen
>See this in the sink
Wat do?
Walk into your kitchen
pretend i didn't see it and go back to my room
call a plumber
Masturbate and tell her to leave please.
Uh call the cops
Also when did I get a sink?
And a kitchen?
Tell her there's a bath in the other room she can use
i can't play with a roastie like i can play with a boipucci
pull down my pants or my unzip pants and put my raw cock in...... is that too far?
>how the fuck did you fit in there
ask where her black bf is
nah I'd do the same user, except my target would be her freshly clean brown poopchute.
Squirt the bottle of dish soap up her ass
jam her hand in the garbage disposal and tell her if she doesnt deepthroat every inch of my cock and take it up both her holes and let me inseminate her ill turn it on and let her die a slow agonising death by hypovolemia
there would be poop inside and you wouldnt be able to get in
>who let that sink in?!?
and then she starts going down on you, bites down on your dick, and you die a slow death of "penis being bit off"
ask her if she wants to play baldur's gate 2 multiplayer with me
jokes on you i hab da bagooter.
Yeah, I would. It would be easy.
It would be like a spoon stirring in a bowl of warm fudge.
I'd probs spank her ass and stick a finger up her butt.
try to blow bubbles
FINGER ASSHOLE FOR AMUSEMENT WASH OFF ANY STINKY BITS BEFORE I ENGAGE IN ALL SORTS OF BRUTALITY
>cheek piercing
>tattoos
Get my gun and call the cops and tell them that someone broke into my house.
Ok bitch you get with the 36 other naked ladies that appear in my house
Mind the 57 government assigned traps that live in the living room
Wish she was black or latina
OPs pic is from a recent Suicide Girls photoset of Octavia May. Canadian camgirl / twitch streamer. Hot AF
Finish washing it then begin the draining process.
>gaugea
>pierced cheeks
>tattoo sleeves
I replace my sink.
Those breast implant scars though...
y she in dere
taken a baf
kek this post was underrated
you're underrated bby ;*
Put a load in the dishwasher
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING COW REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
roasties btfo
fire this incompetent housekeeper and get a better one that knows how to wash dishes