Can your describe your ideal woman in 10 words or less?

>the "ideal" partner for the average male consists of nothing but a list of superficial characteristics such as accent, race and facial features
>yet they complain that women are too shallow

Cute
Funny
Caring
Smart
Loyal
Supportive
Introverted
Chubby
Kinky
Lactating

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>Tall
>Asian
>Cute
>Mommy
>Smart

>t. butthurt roastie

There's literally only one guy in this thread who's only specified "superficial" things, and his standards are very low:

>There's literally only one guy in this thread who's only specified "superficial" things,
You must be retarded to think that anyone with two brain cells would read this and say "yeah, sounds about right!".

>ctrl-f Asian
>ctrl-f beautiful
>ctrl-f cute
>ctrl-f Freckled
>ctrl-f accent

Don't insupt my intelligence like this.

>asian
>in shape/healthy, very light chub is fine
>feminine
>caring
>sweet
>sadistic side
>has hobbies of her own as well as ones we share together
>playful
>responsible
>loyal

Not a complete retard. Ideally tall but I don't care.

Your original post:

>the "ideal" partner for the average male consists of nothing but a list of superficial characteristics such as accent, race and facial features
>Nothing but

You don't even know what you're typing do you? There's nothing shallow about liking physical attractiveness, so long as it's not the only thing you care about. Plus we've only got 10 words so it's far easier to say sum up physical attractiveness and broad positive traits (loyal/supportive) than to honestly describe the ideal personality for each of us in any meaningful way.

if u like asian women then u are a fucking fat nerd

I'll describe her in just 2 symbols:
2D

Gamer
Otaku
Sane
non-white (I'm white, i just love diversity, i still love white girls though)
Memer
Altruistic
Empathic
Simple
Fun
Supportive

Actually I'm a fucking weedy nerd.

A real girl
Yandere
Black
Assertive
Dominant
Illustrator
Thicc

>Japanese
>Short
>Thin
>Flat
>weeb
>wears glasses
>loves me

skinnymusclefat actually, i can see my dick and feet

>dominant
>assertive
>shared interests
>tomboy
>fit
>taller
>three other words

this is a given
>like asian women
>am a skinny nerd
hah gotcha
my dude

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Dumb robot. If a woman listed the same requirements as the posters ITT you'd all be calling her shallow whore wanting only Chad.

A blond asian with an english accent, huge fake tits, low self esteem, daddy issues and an eating disorder.

Basically an Asian sex slave, but consenting so no guilt

Actually loves me

>hasn't bled yet

LITTLE GIRL WITH FAT ASS TIDDIES AND NO BLOODY GASH.

>extremely attractive
>Billionaire
>Dominant
>Has my fetishes
>Loves me

My cute coworker

On the contrary, there are probably far more robots who look attractive (or at least "cute") but can't meet girl's personality expectations (they aren't confident, masculine, etc) than the reverse so being shallow about looks would be welcome to us.

Also, even when it comes to the personality traits listed here, it's stuff like 'loyal, caring, supportive' etc, which all the "nice guys" easily tick the boxes for.

Short
Voluptuous
Blonde
Lazy
Kinky
Hungry
Dumb
Introverted
Supportive
Real

>tall
>Black
>in shape
>unemotional
>successful
>decent sense of humor

>truly likes me
this is impossible tho

That person doesn't even exist.

This is a photo of a man btw

Annchirisu is an angel you basterd. Take that back.

>Asian
>cute and well mannered but dominant in private
>comfortable with me worshipping her feet
>likes cats
>enjoy travelling
>plays vidya
>can cook great food

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When I ignore the hair and the makeup, I see a man's face underneath. You can't hide the truth.

>White
>Pale
>Sticc
>Smart
>Clingy
>Shy

Sometimes I see a man's face on legitimate girls (ignoring hair and makeup), that's how humans are I guess.

You trying to ruin my gift with your lies?

No, it just happens, sometimes I can see a woman's face or feminine characteristics on men too.

>exists
>has a pulse

Then you are far gone, my child. Rid yourself of the pornjew and become like we once were when we were children. Spotting trannies like it was our imaginary day jobs.

half asian qt

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>Short red hair
>freckles
>cute
>submissive
>can actually play videogames

>has a pulse
look I know that seems nice and all but don't paint yourself in a corner, if you can see past that, there are plenty of girls waiting for you

Thanks to soy in a few decades biological males and females will impossible to tell apart.

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That is a man.
I also blame the porn.

>big milk titties
>caring
>will let me suck her tit
>mommy gf
fuck you i don't care if this is more than ten words i want a mommy gf

>blonde
>green eyes
>phat ass
>cuddles
>smart
>kinky
>loyal
>aussie

>sterile
>cynical
>sociopath
>charismatic
>asian
>educated

C V N K A

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>Kind
>Loyal
>Strong willed
>Understanding
>really likes giving/receiving oral sex

>not weeb nor gamer
>does not know what an image board is
>freckles
>sane
>smart
>freckles
>freckles
>farthest thing from a borderline
>freckles
>good natured

>Cute
>Short
>Shy
>Wholesome
>Conservative
>Sweet
>Loyal
>Caring
>Gamer
>Weeb

>Gamer AND Otaku
>Sane
always pick 1

>kind
>caring
>passionate
>big breasts
>long hair
>common interests
That's about it.

>White
>conservative
>wholesome
>pretty
>nice
>loyal
>big tits
>loves cuddling

If your standards are not high then you must be high yourself.

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>>Conservative

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enjoy your no values whore

>fat
>annoying
>lazy
>feminist
>farts constantly
>fuck you

I have values. I just don't believe in conserving the modern day status quo.

since we going for ideal then

>Virgin
>Catholic
>thicc
>beautiful
>smart
>family oriented
>loyal
>tsundere
>sarcastic
>horny

Then you must have a better idea of how to run things.
If you don't, then attacking the status quo is very foolish.

>Asian
>taller, smarter, stronger than me
>Cute
>Gentle Femdom

> Pure
> Religious
> White
> Shared interests
> Cute
> Loves Me
> Nine
> Ten

White
smart
petite
loyal
wants children
traditional
pretty face
healthy

loves me
wants me around
beautiful

knowing the loser i am, the idea that a woman could do this is absurd. even my friends think the same way

good-natured compassion based on intelligence who also won't cheat

since we're talking ideals and not actual standards:
>pretty
>kind
>intelligent
>understands me
>loyal
>chill

japanese or part mixed
non-degenerate
pretty
loyal
loving
feminine
motherly

Body of woman, mind of man, heart of archetypal mother

>White
>Same age as me
>Cute
>Thin
>Intelligent
>Funny
>Psychologist

>short brunette hair
>preferably athletic
>french accent
>head over heals for each other
>Classical beauty
>can handle tough situations
>smart

Somewhat attractive to me.
Loves me.
Loves/Willing to love/Atleast like a little the same music as me.

There. Fuck its not 10 words but thats all I ask. Its probably too much anyway given the fact im a KV.

I was going to post until I saw that you have pretty much listed the ones that I chose.

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A real piece of shit, just like me. That's all.

>tfw too depressed to even know what I want anymore
I'm scared I'd just drag a girl down like I drag myself down.

>all these ideal women being asian
good taste

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>insecure
>possessive
>loyal
>spooky
>sarcastic but sweet side
>not obese

>cute
>feminine
>has a penis bigger than mine

>around my age
>cute
>not fat
>not a slut

>Asian
>Cute
>Koreaboo
>Thick ass myopia glasses

>Can your describe your ideal woman in 10 words or less?
The one that is interested in me

Applauds are welcome

>Alive
>isn't embarrassed to be seen around me

you're describing a girl i knew exactly. her parents owned the bubble tea place i always used to go to.

>white
>tomboy
>cute
>weeb
>punk
>tall

>attractive
>similar interests
>not all though
>supports and motivates me

Have some suicide fuel guys: youtube.com/watch?v=uRNlQNW-qXQ

>old chinese lady at my office

>intelligent
>loyal
>conservative
>can take banter
>pretty face
>round ass

Kind, not a slut, loves dogs, has dog(s), loves me

>Cute
>Any Ethnicity
>Loyal
>Not afraid to fart around me

Not interested in anyone besides me.