UK fembots

Uk fembots...
Do such things exist?

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I've seen one and she was a freakshow. Totally undateable.

I fucking wish mate.
Not sure why though... if she's here, she's obviously damaged in some way.
But aren't we all...

NZ fembots...
Do such things exist?

UK bots, why are your women so fucking fat?

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No, fem"bots" do not exist, as has been shown numerous times already.

Just find it weird that there's so many male britbots and no female britbots. Even if we account for just how male-dominated the boards are.

They're just entitled shitheads who drink too much and don't want to have to lift a finger.
Getting out of this shithole as soon as asasp. Gonna bag me a yank. Maybe one of the dark ones.

i (male) might be moving to england. (don't worry im white)
whats the shittest areas?

They're probably sensible and don't make themselves known because we'd scare them off.
I get it.

Condolences.
Worst areas are cities, degree of worseness is proportional to population.

The cities.
Avoid English cities (ESPECIALLY London, Manchester, Liverpool... Brighton is alright but it's the faggot capital of the country).

Avoid Bradford too, and Luton, and Leicester... lots of Asians that you want to avoid.

You'd think one of them would slip up. I mean, britfeel is entirely men, that even the women are men.

Have you seen the absolute state of girls in this country? No hope for us.

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Come to London and be my friend, I'm asian and have no friends.

Do we have to go through this shit every time

No fembots ever exist ever, its like saying someone is a married bachelor, its an analytic contradiction, it is by definition impossible.

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im probably going to tyneside area if im lucky, teeside area if unlucky or carlisle randomly

From my 12 years here I've learnt that as soon as a woman makes herself known on this site, it's usually 6 months until her life is destroyed or she's scared off to the point where they never return.
If I was a woman fuck that shit I'd be scared to out myself too.

It would be nice to at least know there's some fucked up English women here though.

UK femanons then. Are you happy now you fucking faggot?

Newcastle area they're all fucking insane but know how to drink and have a laugh.
They speak absolute jibberish.
Up north you could do a lot worse than be there to be fair.

how do i "lets just be friends" a friend request?

Yes I am, and desu at this point any "female" on this site is likely a tranny pretending so you might as well go to lolcow

In primary school we used to do a thumbs up when we made a friend. Thumbs down if we didn't want to be friends and embarrass the person on the receiving end.

>at this point
You're probably right actually, I wonder when they're gonna update the 30% female population when Jow Forums was in it's heydays.

imagine the sense of power one must have felt.


>childhood really was a roman gladiatorial fight for survival

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Any particular city...?

That gif is not too far off. The popular kids used to do it all the time.

Primary school was a shitshow for me.

London. Only seem to come across two main types, hipster chicks and chavvy girls. One out of my league and the other too violent for me.