If you want girls so bad learn to play an instrument

learn a couple 3 or 4 chord songs.PERFECT it.
go to your local open mic
you will either make some friends or meet some girls

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Been single for two years and in this boat. Need to join a band

Unironically played my viola for my now girlfriend on our first date and have played it for her on special occasions afterwards. She loves that shit and whenever she tells other girls about it, they apparently thing it's awesome and cute too.

you can join but you can only be our autistic hype guy like an autistic white guy version of flava flav

>tfw extremely proficient french horn player
No one is gonna fuck me for playing the french horn.

just play normie music, or indie, the more complicated or weird the less girls you will get

Getting chords down smooth still takes a while, and some people take forever to learn how to strum and sing

uh, no, that only works if youre a chad

I learned to tongue-strum the ol' clit-ar if you know what I mean

Why do you put so much importance of females in your life?
Sure some people have gf/wife, others do not and have very little to no social interaction with, but its the end of world, why are you so obsessed with? If you need sex so badly just visit a prostitute.

The reason you fags aren't pulling stacys is because you're learning the inferior guitar. Only real chads play piano. Fucking virgins

C-can I take part? I can do rhythm guitar or trumpet....

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Singing is more important, learn few basic chords for guitar and take singing lessons. Nowadays roasties barely understand any music beyond pop or anything else mainstream.

playing an enstrumment has never brought me love in the human physical form
try again

Keyboard players are total spergs

this guy has some very easy songs you can learn.just give it a try.
keep your foot patting to the beat and sing slow

youtube.com/watch?v=baU_VhSKI7A

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>plays guitar
>still a virgin
>I play piano
>not a virgin
Ok retard

i really doubt there's a correlation but it would be very healthy for most of the lost souls on this website to pick up a creative outlet

I play the piano and can perform freely in front of a large number of people, and even that hasn't gotten me anyone.

I already play the pennywhistle. Hasn't helped me to get laid yet and I've been playing for 6 years.

> be me
> playing guitar since forever - acoustic, electric, bass, banjo, uke, anything
> be at party
> play twelve bar blues with friends
> girls didn't notice
> improvizing
> girls didn't notice
> improvizing lyrics
> girls didn't notice
> switch to pink floyd
> girls didn't notice
> wish you were here
> one girl joins for singing
> musical nerd, leaves after the song is over
> playing other stuff
> girls still not noticing
> suddenly, wild stacey appears
> "hey, user, play wonderwall"
> geez, that song is boring
> plays the song anyway
> stacey's hand in my hair, singing together, kiss at the end of song
> sudden urge to act autistic
> "ok, guys, let's get back to some real music"
> play some jazz, improvizing like a god
> stacey leaves

fuck, am I idiot or what?!

You sound like a good dude. Keep up the good fight against normalfaggotry

you showed that stupid roastie and you got a free kiss out of it too. you did good bud. keep it up

>be me, small
>want to learn to play guitar
>half the strings break
>ask dad for new strings
>"I won't buy anything unless you actually know how to play it"
>"how am I supposed to learn to play it without strings?"
>"shut up"
>fast forward
>be me, big
>dad walks into room
>"you could have learned to play this guitar instead of the usually useless shit you do"
>"the stings broke"
>"Why didn't you ask for new strings?"
>"you said you wouldn't buy me new strings unless I learned to play it"
>"you're a liar, shut up"
Fucking boomers

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thanks guys, so I did the good thing, case closed

can't. i have stupid fingers and no patience.

I can play a sequencer :^)

this. half of the guys i work with don't have gfs or wives. and its mostly the young guys who do, the old guys just rack up OT and goes to 3rd world countries a few times a year to get laid.
the shit that gets posted here about women aren't memes. the only ones i know about who has been together for more than 20 years are foreigners or so old they married before divorce was socially acceptable. its the same shit over and over again.
>meet girl
>knock her up
>buy house together
>have another kid
>she wants out
>does what she can to make sure you never get to see the kids
>takes the house and/or all your money
>pay for that shit the next 20 years
never fall for the family meme.

I can play the guitar and piano pretty well but women don't give a shit about anything but ProTools

girls don't give a fuck unless you got the looks. They might be impressed with your playing, but no doubt when a Chad-lookin dude comes in she'll ditch your ass straight away
Looks>Everything = Number 1 Rule of Thumb

No i don't, please expand

You sound like someone I would get along with. Jazz is life and somehow people dont get it.

am i good enough yet
vocaroo.com/i/s0acWPvr1nov

Mate your amps broken and you don't have enough distortion.

I play four instruments and can sing. The only girls who've ever talked to me were thotty middle schoolers and I'm not a pedo so I basically told them to fuck off. Guitar won't make you into a chad that can get a gf. It's the same thing as how getting Jow Forums won't make you a chad either