I just realized i jerked off on the day jesus was murdered by jews

I didn't misread shit. I asked for clarification to your failed attempt at a sentence. Go be a mouth-breather somewhere else.

Is this guy serious?

Oregano

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That sentence was perfectly fine. Don't get mad at others because of your own illiteracy, brainlet.

Wanted him for what?

What did the Romans want? Did they have a crush on Jesus-chan?

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I thought it was the day Jesus came back as a zombie and ate the brains of all the jews that killed him.

Honestly starting to wonder if I'm being samefagged to oblivion by the most buttmad user in the world.

But... Jesus was a jew

Isn't that Sunday?

Answer the question then, you fucking simpleton.

They wanted Hay-zeus?

He exposed the jews for who they were. Remember, jews betrayed jesus and mohammad

Jesus was executed by Egyptians you retard

So? Just wait until you jerk off on the day he resurrected from the dead. Speaking of which, know any good Easter themed hentai?

Fascism isn't fucking bad you stupid mong unless you're some kind of communist.

Literally forced myself to wait until midnight just so I wouldn't.

get on my level i did cocaine on the day jesus died hahahaha i'm on cocaine right now bitch ahahahaha you're over there feeling bad about wanking lmao lad you know nothing of the depths of sin

Technically you're not supposed to jerk off, it's a waste of seed and considered immoral... so it doesn't really matter

I'm unironically going to pray for you, brother. I hope you get your life sorted out, drugs are bad.

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I'm fucking a guy for money on monday

your prayers only make me want to sin more

Doesn't matter, easter is pagan heretical shit anyway.

You're thinking of Belgians.

Jesus was killed by aliens.

so?are you cristian,do you even care?

Then I will pay for the grace of God to pray for your soul even harder. Good luck trying to out-sin God's grace, user. YOU CAN'T.

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pontius wanted to drop all charges and let him live, he only caved in because the kikes threatened to rebel

Of course. So they cloned him, downloaded their alien database into his brain, and sent Jesus back to Earth programmed with the sum of their knowledge to start a religion, all in a sinister attempt to influence human development. It would explain a lot.

You're only turning me on further, user. >:3

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>watching porn made by jews on the day jesus was murdered by jews
they cant keep getting away with it

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>"Yes goy-er I mean guys, it was the Romans"

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Hmmmm.. I wonder who could be behind this posting.

I want to hear the full story of your life and how you turned it around when you get to heaven, user! I mean it! Don't forget!

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easter have nothing to do with jesus

>muh pagan holidays
>muh bible never specified a date
kill yourself fedora fag

He WAS a Jew; he was murdered by Romans.

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nofap is a placebo. Believe you'll have your magic powers back tomorrow and you will.

i mean nofap has its benefits. not that i do it, but some moderation is key.
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