i'm going to eat this whole pizza and record my progress itt. you can lurk if you want to
I'm going to eat this whole pizza and record my progress itt. you can lurk if you want to
Why the fuck did you take off the pepperoni?
a little background info:
>i just ate two slices from a different pizza that was just cheese
>one serving is 2 slices and there arre 320 cal in a serving
>in total there are 960 cals in what you see in OP pic
>plus the other two slices which will bring it up to about 1280 cals
>i'm skele mode so this will be challenging
wish me luck boyos
>pizza on pizza box
>Not Tonys
>picked off pepperoni (autism)
>wondering if he even has an oven bake pizza tray
>dirty ass table
You have some explaining to do fucker.
pepperoni is nasty
thats my bed not a table
Absolutely disgusting. The whole thing.
you are a beautiful young man, hyes.
>pepperoni is nasty
why not buy a cheese pizza instead you retard
just finished first slice, will post pics every two slices maybe
>is skele
>thinks he should be here
>posts himself
go away, skinnyboi.
this is fat man territory.
mom bought it, duh. its been sitting out fr like 8 hours or so too
Fun fact; fat people arent really people.
Why do you wanna give your self bitch tits and a gut?
only 4 slices to go nw
>Why do you wanna give your self bitch tits and a gut?
i just want to challenge myself
>Fun fact; fat people arent really people.
neither are skeletons, you pile of bones
just finished another, 3 more to go
t.pile of lard
Drink a McFlurry and fuck off!
GO THE FUCK BACK TO /soc/ YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG
>just want to challenge myself
You are the tamest cunt of all time. Not even hard to do on an empty stomach.
Why wouldn't you just buy a cheese pizza if you don't like pepperoni man
It's really gross that you put the pizza right on the box. You realize that's been handled by multiple people?
Looks good honestly, post more pictures please my friend.
Oh I just read the thread, never mind.
Good luck on your pizza, man. It's a slippery slope.
only after you go back to wherever normohole you came from, boney boi.
I was already here. most fat guys were here already.
skinny fuckbois like you shouldn't be here, especially when you post selfies.
I thought the same thing, but its also kept at freezing temp most microbes cant survive. Op is still a dirty fuck tho, look at his shit stained bed.
>you can lurk if you want to
Can I leave my friends behind?
One little Red Baron pizza isn't much of a challenge. Even if you're as skinny as you seem, if you exercise at all, that's not that much food.
>fuckbois
Wew.
Squirt some titty milk on your monitor.
Keep going OP. We all believe in you.
This.
We need more pictures
never thought about that..
almost there
well your friends don't lurk, and if they don't lurk...
Keep going OP, another skelle here, you can do it man.
>Squirt some titty milk on your monitor.
sure thing, you'd probably lap it up because you need that calcium to keep those skinny bones just strong enough to support your feather weight body.
i'm slowing down hard rn
Ops gonna be doing the safety dance all the way to the toilet.
CIever girl.
Im skelly and eating one red baron is ez mode. ur just a femboy.
also evidenced by your meat hatred go get tofu pizza fag.
Your body looks so cute and soft OP, would cuddle 8/10 ^_^
i'm so full
don't make this gay pls
Eat your pepperoni kiddo
Just take a 5 minute break, and come back to it. You dont need to eat it all immediately.
can i starve myself to get that skinny
Are you just gonna quit like a little bitch? Jesus Christ.
>"don't make this gay pls"
I wonder why you're asking that, you already seem like a raging fucking faggot.
Dont give ^^^ a (you). Hes a faggot.
can't stop now
can't quit now
tell me how to get that skinny so i can too
If you're doing this purely to gain weight you might want to look into calorie dense food like peanut butter.
thats nothing dude lmfao. i ate 2 large fry and 15 hardees double sliders. like easily 4000 calories. but im 244 pounds so
it's over, i am at peace
Now im hungry
Thanks
eat the pepperoni now, faggot
WHOAH! THE WHOLE THING!? NO WAY!!
>watching a guy eat a pizza on friday night is what my life has become
What a night
You could have pretended to eat all that. Post your foodbaby.
just always been this way, i grew up poor eating bread and butter
already threw out the pepperoni
Why did you do this? Are you some pussy skeleton that can't even eat a whole pizza or something?
This.what else is there though ?go to the fuckin bar?
Those pizzas are fucking disgusting. I don't know how you managed to eat it all.
i can't beleive i ate the whole thing
are you sure you're not trying to get some robots to masturbate to your body
>he ate the whole thing
you bake frozen pizza on the rack not a pan you
you
double pepperoni
You just consumed 1360 calories, OP. You need at least 2000 to just MAINTAIN your current weight. You're gonna need to eat another one.
mwuahaha
i'm going to go take a shit now, so if you want to see it just hang around for a little bit
Lol im shorter than you, weigh more and am more fit
I could make you my lanklet bottom twink
that's not skinny, i'm skin and bones and I eat whole frozen pizzas all the time in one sitting, what is this thread even about anyways?
>that body
Fucking chad
It's about setting goals, and seeing them through to the end. It's about striving for greatness. But it's also about the friendships you gain along the way
wow you've accomplished so much with your life
Here's the shit if anyone's still here
god I fucking hate Red Baron pizza
>hides post
Op youre despicable.
Pizza doesnt digest that fast. You need at least 6 hours to digest food.
post more of your hot twink body
Great thread OP. Man, can't believe I watched some b o i eat a whole pizza and see him topless past midnight. What an experience.
yeah, maybe tomorrow i'll make thread for the real shit. this story needs closure
no
>tfw 28 people just watched me eat a pizza
I wish there were more dumb threads like this on r9k, except less of the body posting.
I have a fat/stuffing/weight gain fetish and this thread turned me on just a little
eat the pepperoni pieces with nutella this is what a real chalange is
i'm just confused that eating an entire red baron pizza by yourself in one sitting is supposed to be some spectacle.
t. skelly and eat red barons solo weekly
Same, I want to grope a skinny sissy robot boi's bellybulge after I overfeed him.
>growing bangs to hide humungous brow