If you caught a rare gold pepe. and he gave you 3 wishes what would they be?

if you caught a rare gold pepe. and he gave you 3 wishes what would they be?

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Id wish for death three times.

1st wish: Give family money
2nd wish: Make family happy
3rd wish: Make family okay with my suicide.

1: make hitler win ww2
2: get myself a qt
3: kill all jews.

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1 and 3 are essentially the same thing

1. make my waifu and everyone else's real
2. make my waifu and everyone else's love them
3. one hundred dollars

1. Give myself lots of money (that wouldn't be confiscated by the tax agency)
2. Make full dive VR like matrix and SAO real (except you don't die in real when you die in game)
3. Make myself feel happy

1. Immortality
2. Telekinesis
I wouldn't need a 3rd wish, I would then walk straight into the Capitol Building, anyone who tired to stop me would be left dead, I would walk into Congress and in one hand movement the whole lower house would be a bloody smear on the far wall, I would then explain that I am the new supreme leader and any objections will be met with death.

Do the same thing to Russia and China and implement my own world government.

C-can I give a no meme answer?

>Powers of Superman
>Super hot body
>$1,000,000,000 cash

1. Give myself an interesting life like the ones in anime
2. Give myself an interesting friend (maybe lover?)
3. I dont need anything else but I guess some money would be good too

Why wouldnt you like more money?

1. Money for life
2. Be cured of my schizophrenia
3. P.O. not be a faggot

>give myself some magic powers
>make my life interesting
>time travel

1.The End
2.
3.

1. Make Real Life the hyper fantasy mecha paradise of my dreams
2. Free 100% Loyal Robowaifu for every virgin in existence
3.Unlimited Wishes

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>[Prototype] powers
>mind control
>have power to instantly kill myself

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1. Vector powers
2. Clairvoyance
3. More wishes/more pepes

I wish for libertarian free will.
I wish for the existence of a God who is beneficial to me specifically.
I wish for like 10 Chocotacos.

1. Ethernal loli gf that is loyal to me forever and also fertile
2. Give me and her invincibility
3. The ability to control the mind of people.

1.remove my existence
2.make people less shitty
3.don't let humans destroy themselves

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>yeah uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>lemme get

INFINITE WISHES, HOLD THIS L GOLD NIGGA

I would wish for anything I say to become objective truth if I want it to be, the only restrictions being those outlined in my other wishes.
I'd then wish that the universe and all of reality l would always instantly adapt safely to any changes I make and that nothing I said would result in me accidentally killing or incapacitating myself, or destroying the earth.
I would then wish that for the above power, the intent of what I say will always override the literal words.

I can now have anything I want forever.

1.godlike powers

1: create a zombie apocalypse
2: Create me a army of men
3: give me the cure to the zombies

1. 10,000,000,000
2. Hot youthful body and face
3.Ability to speak all languages

1. PS4
2. BIG DICK
3. BIG ASS MOMMY

To be God.
If thats not allowed, the ability to read minds, highly precise telekinesis, and invisibility.

Fucking brainlet wasted one wish on something that will happen

>build my big house up north by a lake in a forest
>put 500 million in my bank account
>give me the ability to go into various worlds from fiction at will
I'm tired of living this life, tomorrow I'm going out to buy lottery tickets with my remaining money. If I don't get a jackpot I'm going to jump off a cliff. I don't want to go back to college it sucks. I have no friends and I spend every night in front of the tv. I have nothing to live for now.
>inb4 you're a pussy faggot who won't follow through

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1.the ability to make easy conversation
2.unshakeable confidence
3.incredible intelligence

>Force Cvanka to become obsessed with me
>Become a literal god
>scale our solar system by a 1000000x times without having a negative affect on life

>tfw earth is now much larger and I can create a godly empire with Cvnka by my side

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>Wish for anyone who knows me forget about me completely
>Wish that my family were rich
>Wish for death
in that order

You are too good for this world

>wipe out half the humanity
>balance the universe
>put a smile on my face

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1. indestructable health
2. 50 million euros worth of cash, land and immobilia
3. beautiful and loving wife and children

1. crack
2. more crack
3. suck the pepes dick for crack
4. Suck it again, for more crack

One can even speculate that with the absence of Jewry he could have been able to secure a nice Aryan gf.