Alpha and Beta bingo lesgo
Alpha and Beta bingo lesgo
Joshua Harris
Connor Morgan
Templates because I'm not an autist OP that posts these things without having templates
Dominic Wood
post the template please.
Lincoln Cox
Those are fucking retarded criteria for both.
Nathan Martin
wew lad so close to being an alpha yet so far away
Jayden Ross
I got two bingos over here!
Aiden Bell
more alpha than OP at least
Dylan Kelly
A good mix of both is required
Justin Sullivan
STOP FUCKING LYING YOU FAGGOTS WWWWWHHHHHYYYYYY???????????????
Blake Edwards
Pretty close to double bingo, but I guess I'm just a beta in the end.
Adam Miller
breddy gud
AMA
Nathan Young
I feel like it's not really possible to have more in beta than alpha
John Lewis
Here's mine, I feel like a failed chad
Asher Rivera
Pretty decent. Originally
Jayden Long
At least more alpha then beta points
Jaxon Rivera
7/10 confidence with acne
noice
Kevin Reed
Would probably change my confidence level to over 7/10 now that i think about it.
Thomas Morgan
Showering daily is bad for your hair
Grayson Gomez
I'm 21 and it's the least bad it's been in 5 years now. Should be gone in another year I hope.
Also girls like me
Michael Turner
You know you can shower without washing your hair, right?
Blake Gray
shampooing daily is bad for your hair retard, not showering
Austin Sanders
Some of this shit's retarded. Fucking everyone plays video games these days, they have nothing to do with being alpha or beta.
My 85 year old grandmother plays wii sports at the senior center.
Nathan Gutierrez
My problem is that I'm anti-social
Camden Moore
Not sure why unusual music taste is alpha.
Lincoln Allen
>tfw 350lbs
>tfw dick is still 5.5"
>tfw it's only 5" girth
It's weird that I'm completely repulsive in every single way yet I'm still obsessive about my dick size.
Cameron Walker
this. i can talk to people just fine if they bring something up. but it's always boring and I never want to bring up things myself. people are so dull.
Colton Butler
Yeah, these have a weird take on what interests are considered alpha. Apparently being passionate about a hobby is an alpha thing, even though that's like the most basic nerd stereotype there is. Same with "unusual music". And then liking video games is apparently beta, even though video games are the most normie shit ever these days.
Landon Rodriguez
Weird how I still didn't get a beta bingo
Isaiah Sanchez
>Apparently being passionate about a hobby is an alpha thing
Being passionate about a hobby is alpha as long as it's the right hobby. If you're passionate about Warhammer 40k you're a neckbeard. If you're passionate about restoring old cars it's alpha.
Brayden Davis
H-How'd I do anons?
William Brown
I have lots of potential. Just lazy and a recluse
Camden Ward
not good champ
Carson Sanders
i am dissapointed with myself.
Ryan Phillips
>fucking lol at all these penises over 6 inches
Nathan Hill
A nice mix of both
Robert Mitchell
Seems pretty even
Thomas Davis
I'm the most beta here? Wow.
Dylan Walker
here's mine you little nigger
Brayden Phillips
>doesn't have a penis under 6 inches
>doesn't have a penis over 6 inches
roastie detected
Brayden Taylor
quads of truth
unless it's exactly 6 inches
Wyatt Hughes
OP here
yes it is literally exactly 6 inches
Matthew Garcia
Motherfucking quads of truth
Juan Parker
Am I a normie? (please say yes)
Anthony James
Fixed. I just forgot because I'm a fucking autist
Not real op
Nathaniel Wood
Why does this post make you seem like you're the dull one?
Hunter Taylor
Does this mean I'm secretly a Chad?
Colton Peterson
so close yet so far orignialal
Henry Powell
i mean yeah, i never have much to say so i imagine it's quite dull.
plz fix me
Sebastian Sanchez
How is unusual taste in music chad? Wouldn't a chad like mainstream normalfag shit?
Jaxon Moore
>ITT: everyone posts nobody cares
Anthony Morris
I care, user!
Just kidding, I didn't look at your charts either.
Aaron Moore
in chad limbo wat do
Zachary Nguyen
Been here for almost 5 years. Should i gtfo or how am i doing??
Thomas King
ur beta when in doubt
Adrian Wood
heckie
Dylan Gray
LULz I was almost a beta. Thank god(science) that I'm somewhere in between.
Jayden Jackson
>straight appearance
what does that mean?
Bentley Gomez
guess I'm just sort of below average. not complete beta but still pathetic.
Luis Bell
At least I'm young and still trying
Jonathan Reed
sokar i have gun to my head
Evan Gonzalez
>picked up girl in club
>still virgin.
tchadd huh?
Wyatt Butler
Don't know what that ottermode shit means so left it.
Michael Ramirez
>narrowly escaping beta bingo
oooo weeeee
Jason Lee
That you don't dress like a trap?
Zachary Moore
goddammit, am I a normie?
Adam Parker
yes, gtfo off this board you phone posting homo
Wyatt Wood
there you go user,i made bingo twice
Anthony King
The orange one, some faggots have commented they're jealous of my dick, I'm straight btw.
Eli Robinson
>inb4 kicking me out because im a normie reeeee
Jeremiah Clark
Not sure what I am.
Beta, for sure, but not full on robot or normie.
Normiebot?
Colton White
none of the beta traits you marked are robot tier so you're a normie
Brody Nguyen
how the fuck did you lose your virginity if no one ever complimented you and you dont care how you dress?
Matthew Green
Because you got tricked by tranny spammers
Joseph Jackson
No bingo that's good?
Jace Richardson
How are so many of you here when your alpha more than beta?
David Taylor
Not only did I lose it, but have slept with three different women so far.
Initially, WoW got me laid, as I lost my virginity to my guild's resto druid. Shit was cash.
Then, I had a girlfriend, but she got weirder and crazier, we broke up, then a year later she unlocked full-blown schizo. I had sex with another this new year's day, too.
How I did it, I don't know. Honestly, I am suffering from depression, and life is as bleak as it can be. Turns out, sex does not fix that.
Caleb Bell
>Doesn't watch tv
>Doesn't play video games
>Wears cologne at least three times a week
This was clearly made by a beta.
Nathaniel Garcia
>he got sex from WoW
and then you woke up?
Josiah Williams
lel noone is ever going to open this and threads like these are usually really shit
Elijah Peterson
Plppllllfft god
Carson Green
Miracles happen. Our guild had meetups, this is how we got to know each other. After one such meetup, that happened.
Justin Flores
noice
obrigando
Jack Ward
Nice time wasting
William Diaz
What am I? I am confusion.
Blake Lee
When I was like 22 I decided that real men wear cologne and I bought some and put on way too much and smelled like shit for like a week after, no amount of cleaning could make the smell go away.
Alphas don't wear cologne, they just take a fucking shower.
Jose Baker
>6'2, big brains and good job
>balding, 5/10 face and introversion so it doesn't really matter
Blake Young
Pretty obvious that I'm a NORMIIIIIIEEEE
Lincoln Edwards
And bingo was his name-o, I feel like these are arranged so the alpha one is harder.
Chase Young
tfw i completely forgot that my text needs to be original
now how to becum more alpha?
Mason Richardson
I'm also schizophrenic though so it's not all good
Jace Williams
wow, i don't know if i'm actually a permaloser or just unlucky with the squares.
Adam Morris
I could do worse
Jayden Myers
i'm also a faggot who forgot to attach the file
Justin Jones
I'm just fucking boring i guess
Asher Jenkins
this chart makes no sense, alphas usually don't have any hobbies yet alone one they're passionate about?
Jack Evans
Very rarely I get a pimple/mark on a face so it's not acne. And I make people in general envious sometimes but rarely for looks-related things.
So I got a Chad bingo, am I a chad?
Tyler Garcia
originally original bingo
Charles Thompson
>weight under 150lbs
>overweight
HOW? Are you below 5 feet?
Luke Fisher
More marks on beta, but a bingo on alpha. The true sign of a cyborg.
Joshua Stewart
Why are these always so fucking poorly made? I guess you have to be pretty autistic to make one of these in the first place.