Why aren't you a Soyboy twink?

Why aren't you a Soyboy twink?

Attached: fdfcbd95af4b588239e1f37881ff59dd.jpg (736x943, 89K)

Filter and move on. Nothing to see here.

Because I'm not a dumb faggot like you are. Sage the psyops shit

You don't like twink skeletons or something?

Attached: palm-siberia-51494.jpg (400x569, 191K)

but i actually am, well that's what people call me.

Based palm poster

Because I eat raw onion

Because I'm 6'3" broad shouldered. No going back unless I start sawing parts of my bones off.

Why dont you fuck the twins soyboys then?

Because that's disgusting gib J cup gf pls

twinks are the new chads
soyboys are annoying normies with patchy beards

You caught me.
She is a skeleton.

Attached: ''Palm_Episode_86.png (1920x1080, 1.36M)

A Soyboy can't grow facial hair.

Attached: 1429218453890.png (512x512, 244K)

I don't like the taste of soy, except in sauce.

Explain the pix where soyboys have beards then.

>Eat tonnes of soy
>Recently polished off some soy meat cooked in 2 different soy pastes with soy sauce
>More body hair and natural muscle mass than all of my male peers
>Libido is still very high
What the fuck; soyboy was legit just a meme this whole time.

Because That's fucking gay OP

Those people aren't insecure and have confidence to grow that shit even if it looks like shit.

I on the other hand can't grow facial hair.

Attached: 1492568098743_0.png (250x256, 97K)

Do you people think being high test is a breeze?
I am a naturally buff ass motherfucker, can barely hold my jaw closed because my lower jaw is so bulky. Man it is hell, anything I see I either want to fuck or kill.

And why should I become one?

Attached: 3kazmTAm9Tw.jpg (1200x800, 235K)

I want to become just like you user. A true man.

Skeleton working out in the gym right now.
>WE WILL ALL MAKE IT

Attached: 370921e7-cad3-4041-9af4-bc3b2d1f1a62.jpg (1203x1920, 516K)

You already are a true man user, the need to improve oneself is the mark of a true man. And you have that. You were born weak physically and want to improve your physique, I was born in difficult conditions and want to improve my socioeconomic standing. We are all brothers in our plights for self improvement. Godspeed my friend. Also word of advice, Upper/Lower 3 times a week, scale down to two times a week when you start using heavier weights. Scooby's accurate calorie calculator is your best friend.

i tried working out in the gym as a fellow skeleton a week ago, alone, and had so much physical difficulty lifting even 5kg dumbells that i stopped going there in utter shame. thanks for giving me the push to start working out again, godspeed user.

Don't worry, I started with 5kg myself.
The first 3 months of gym I was so embarrassed, I had 0 muscle. Girls where stronger than me.
3 months later I gained 5kg and became alot stronger. I went from lifting 5kg on them machines to lifting 20kg on them. It's still nothing.

The taste of progress is so good. Better than fapping.

Attached: 0a3a4868-71c1-4561-8e6e-3c5e046ae87c.jpg (1280x1280, 261K)

thanks a whole bunch user, its time for me to change myself now

True as fuck dude. I literally have to stop myself everyday from doing stupid shit i'll regret.

i almost am one.. but I wanna attract cute bears too not just twinks so i maintain a healthy medium between average lanklet and babyfaced soyboy tender boipussied twink

Attached: 1489462615493.png (510x929, 187K)

Ohh I hate having a baby face.
I'm 20 people think I'm 18 or underage.
I got asked at the bus stop if I'm underage and if I want the kids ticket.
I'm 6'0.

Attached: 1521274746403.png (278x251, 156K)

already am
and i hate it :(

Attached: 808986.png (568x368, 242K)

>tfw i am one
>even unironically drink soy milk

fug

that's cute user. I always take it as a compliment getting carded all the time and having people be amazed at my actual age. I'm 6'1 too

Attached: 1488849988130.jpg (1200x1500, 112K)