>across the street from barber
>want to make sure I walk in at exact time so I get frumpy michelle instead of qt Rebecca who makes me sweat through the whole haircut
>Rebecca just started on a client
>walk into store assuming i'll get michelle she finishes with her current guy
>she finishes and takes her lunch break
>FUCK
>i'll get Rebecca once she finishes
>run out of barber shop
>this is the second time this week this happened
there should be barber shops that don't employ qt girls
Just cut urself user
this is why i just shave my own head
or maybe deal with his crippling phobia
>barber
>woman
Pick one.
You're going to a hairstylist nigga not a barber. Go find a male barber ASAP. Go find an old dude they know whats up. They'll shave your ears, your eyebrows, your nose hairs, they know what it's like. I'm not just talking about the hairs inside your nostrils either, I'm talking about the hair that grows on the outside of your nose. They know how to deal with your hairline once you start aging and know what advice to give. Women don't know wtf any of this shit is or how to deal with it. I'm talking about old school barbers who used to take care of boils and bloodletting back in their day. You want a nigga who owns a plague mask back from when he first started.
Go find yourself an old dude ASAP
I just want to spend 9 dollars and have neat hair
they all got put out of business by McCostcutters
>>this is the second time this week this happened
its a sign OP. Rebecca has told Michelle you are her customer and why Michelle suddenly took the lunch break so you can get Rebecca. If you really hate this so much, either go there on Rebecca's day off or go to another place, like a real barbershop with a man that will trim your hair.
this.
The only thing resembling a barber around here anymore is some faggot ass hipster mustache emporium capitalizing on the "supreme gentleman" meme by trying to be old timey and manly.
So they shave your neck line with a straight razor and charge 45 dollars.
I'm sure we live in different countries but you're probably just not looking harder enough. There's probably 1 old dude and his sons running a shop for every 20 mcbarbers, but you have to go out of your way to find that.
>just shave your head user oregano
i've never looked, i'm too anxious to go to one anyway. i cut my own hairs
>save money and shave off your stupid hair yourself user
>the hair that grows on the outside of your nose
is this a thing now?
Is a black or Hispanic barber okay? The one place I go to is Christian barbershop that charges $15 a haircut.
Yeah dude I grow hair all over the outside of my nose. My bears grows up to the bottom of my eyelids too. My barber shaves my shoulders even. Male barbers know all about this shit it's not weird at all and they know exactly what they're doing, especially if theyre older because they probably grow hair in places you don't even know you can grow hair yet. You think 25 year old Stacy is going to shave my shoulders and the bridge of my nose without being weird? Fuck that.
They're probably awesome. My barber is an old labanese dude and his 4 sons and they're fucking great
>tfw awkwardly pacing outside the barber because the only waiting chair is between two people
so you smell , your hair is greasy and you wonder why ..
I go to a male barber that costs 2$
But that kid looks like an alien freak buzz it short but don't go all bald
>female
>barger
retard desu
He's trying hard to look tough in the second photo because he knows he looks like shit so he's now going for the tough guys face to see if it will make the haircut look normal hahahahahahah fartsucker beta beeeeeeeatch
>black or Hispanic
black hispanic and old white men are the only real barbers
>qt girls
that's not a barber shop desu
you can usually request certain stylists at salons anyway if you want
When have you ever seen an old dude with a good haircut lol
I got the impression that he was upset after the haircut went poorly and he wanted to show that in the pic.
This.
Old dudes are the best. No small talk, no bullshit. They just cut your hair and shut the fuck up.
They usually have a decent dad rock music station on too.
I go to a barbershop run by old Asian guys. They barely speak English so there's no small talk. I love it. There's nothing more awkward than being forced to make conversation with your barber