That kid in school thread

>that kid who wore only band shirts
>that kid who I caught almost taking a shit in a urinal
>that kid who everyone thought was a school shooter
>those kids who would run around screaming and shit yes, it was fun as fuck
>that kid who had the same music taste as you
>that kid who you just hated
>that 6/10 girl who you liked but, was a lesbian
>that kid who cried in the bathroom
>that kid who screamed and ran in the halls

wow, that sounds like a really boring school. props to the shitter tho, if he went through it.

>that kid who looked at porn on the computers in middle school so we were banned from them for the rest of the year

some bat script or error message desu

>that kid who brought a gun to school to kill all his bullies but pussied out and shot himself in the head in the bathroom and everyone got to go home early

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I think he did once

This was in the middle of a class. The teacher was literally stood in front of us all talking. Dumb fucker had his headphones over his ears and couldn't hear the teacher.

>That kid who was an actual genius and created a functional chat system on the poorly secured computer network
>In year 6

>that kid who somehow got his arm impaled on a door handle while running

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>That kid who hacked the school network with 5 grown IT guys trying to stop him in 3 hours
>That kid with PTSD, Depression and Psychotic Episodes was my best mate
>That privo kid who beat up other privo kids for cash (Me)
>That girl who was a 4/10 in primary school then became a 8/10 emo that half the year dated. Everyone now hates her

That Korean kid who made a functional calculator in Minecraft, in year 5 this time

>That kid that got hit by a car going 5 miles an hour in the parking lot and she screamed and said it hurt so bad they had to take her to the hospital
>That kid that got hit by a car going 50 miles an hour while walking across the street but he just got up and kept walking

>that kid who had no sense of humor and always never understood when people were being sarcastic
You realize this is like 90% of this board right? The people here are insanely stupid.

>that kid who always fell asleep in class and would suck on the rings of his binder like a pacifier
>that kid who got angry and slammed the door on his way out to the bathroom because the teacher made fun of him for sleeping in class
>that kid who got called a potential school shooter by the teacher after he left

I would throw acid in her disgusting face

>that kid who had no personality of his own and had nothing to offer anyone in terms of ability or traits so he thought he could be friends with everyone by just being a doormat and doing everybody's bidding like he was a nice guy when in reality people were just barely putting up with him and honestly no one would notice if he had just disappeared one day
Haha... g-got 'em...!

>that kid that opened cmd and thought he was a hacker

that kid also ran telnet to that connection that plays the star wars movie in cmd and told everyone he created it.

Sophomore year someone took a mega dump in a urinal so that bathroom was locked for about a month.

>that kid who can't stop talking about how he got high and/or drunk on some party
>that kid memeing irl, quoting all star and shit

Why did everyone hate her, user?

>that gay kid who was literally the only person who was nice to you, but with who you didn't want to hang out with because you didn't want anyone to think that you're gay too, even though they were all already making fun of you anyway
I still feel shitty about it.

that kid was me

I had no friends

>that kid who wore dog collars and emo shit outside of school when everyone else was wearing school uniform

that kid was a ftm tranny aswell

I'm unironically tearing up

Home someone does the same to her kids desu.

I was that "hacker". Cmd was blocked. But those dumb IT fags forgot about command.com

>that kid who stood up in class with a boner

>open dungeon crawl stone soup in windows console because i just finished my work
>classmate sees this
>"user why are you playing minecraft jeez"
>"im going to hack the nasa" i say
>"haha user you are crazy"

Fucking roast beef should kill herself

Me but it was terminal instead of cmd

>That kid who pissed himself
I want to forget

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>that kid that used the remote desktop feature in windows xp and fucked with the other kids in computer class

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>that undiagnosed kid who was probably schizophrenic who spoofed numbers, used SEVERAL VPNs, and always was using temporary accounts
me to this day

that's nothing compared to the kid who shit himself. at least you can hide piss. can't say the same for shit

Sweet, got to love a short day.

>that kid who got "most likely to shoot up a school" in the middle school year book
Haha...I deserved it really but it still hurts

>that kid who used to eat lunch in the toilet
>that kid who would cry during classes

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I remember kid this shit himself and moved the turds down his pant legs to the floor and the next class found a bunch of shit balls under the table. I don't know how he didn't change schools after that.

I hope this bitch dies slowly and painfully.

>That fat kid with a weird belly and gyno that made him look pregnant
I used to torment him to no end for like a year, until I stopped because I realized I always got a diamond hard boner when I did it

Fucking cunt, hope she gets aids.

> i was this kid
> still am

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What's wrong with killing crabs? They're food

i was that kid who fell down the stairs and was out for 3 months

What made you this way? I knew a guy like that and I just don't understand how can you get to this state.

lol my friend would do this and then mash the keyboard while saying he were hacking the government.

>that kid that wore weighted vests, leg weights, and arm weights because DBZ and Naruto did it
His joints were fucked by age 17.

>3rd grade
>that retarded kid named Lee
>took a shit in the urinal while everyone watched
>didnt wipe
>teacher comes into bathroom looking for the culprit
>Lee fucking points at me
>first time I ever got sent to the office

>be me
>freshman year
>didn't like going to the bathroom that often because it was always fucking disgusting
>go one time because emergancy
>hear a fucking groan
>wtf
>the most disgusting smell that ever hit my nostrils
>gag
>the kid's ass is getting torn apart
>eventually he walks out
>doesn't even wash his hands
ffs

>half the year dated

>that kid who ate vaseline
He just ate a container's worth within days, and he wouln't stop. He just kept eating vaseline day after day.

same
therethere mate, i understand your anger you're not the only one being angry
i hope she never has kids to begin with but if she does the deserve a mom that isnt a complete fucking sociopath
this
its not just killing a crab. its mutilating something someone cares for so deeply out of jealousy and spite. this bitch mutilated and took away something someone else loved out of pure malice. she is the type of person that would kill her exes dog out of pure vindictive selfishness and would kill her own children because she has not gotten laid in a while.

>That kid who pissed himself semi-regularly
>Used to think going to the bathroom was a waste of time
>Like, he could be doing other things than walking to the toilet, standing there while he peed and then washing his hands
>Would only go to the bathroom at the absolute last minute
>Pissed himself multiple times because of it from grades 1 to 3
>Still didn't want to regularly go pee
>It took getting a UTI for him to realise that maybe peeing isn't that bad after all
I'm probably still retarded like that in some other way that I haven't realised yet.
Can't believe I had friends in elementary school and didn't get bullied.

bump for justice
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>sophomore year high school
>taking math test
>suddenly hear dripping and splashing
>smell piss
>look at weird girl in class
>she is raising her hand to ask to go to the restroom
>mfw she graduated top 10 in our class but doesn't know when to get up and leave

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>That kid who had a gf yet you still couldn't

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>That kid that even the teachers bullied

That shit kinda hurt haha

Don't worry the Muslims will take over in 2040 and they love acid attacks

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>that kid that started a group of nerds called the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

yes but not for those that truelly deserve it, they only ruin more yet do not fight any injustice

that sounds awesome I'd do that
>that popular kid who shit himself and was bullied for the rest of the year

I was war because I could fight

>that kid who accidentally took a Kippa to a holocaust museum and tried to flush it down the toilet.

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>That kid who was known to get high sometimes and everybody thought he was high 24/7 but just appeared that way because he was mentally ill

>that kid that had no friends so he would just hang around other peoples groups and say random shit to make it look like he was participating

woah several VPNs? truly a cool one...
i wish i could be as chad as you user

>that one kid who was more silent than you, who made you feel "at least I am not him"
shoutouts to Martin

>They started a nerd store called "4 Horseman Comics"

>that kid who thought I was a hacker for opening cmd

>that kid in school that's been on probation since he was 13
>that kid that got arrested for trying to kill his dad with an ax while on ketamine
>that kid that put ketchup packets under the toilet seat for an autist to sit on
>that 250 lb Russian kid that unironically wears track suits and the Russian hat thing

>pic related, is that kid

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That kid who shit his pants in the locker room and changed schools shortly after

Why do I have a boner? origami

>that kid who actually cried over bantz

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>that 4'6" or something black girl that you swear wore diapers
>that tranny girl who drew tumblrized caricatures of the teachers on the whiteboard and came to school on a regular basis wearing neon pink seifuku and booty shorts and playboy bunny ears while talking disdainfully in class discussions about the objectification and over-sexualization of women
>that 6'7" autismo with the really high pitched voice

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Anxiety mostly. I'm too anxious to speak up most of the time about things. I also just don't like making people feel bad.

Someone should rip that bitches limbs off

>that kid who'd talk 24/7 about gaming with you and you'd just try to talk less with him since he made you look like one of those virgin gamer nerds

is that a lord sith

Not a hacker, but it could be a virus checking to see if its being run in a sandbox
Sorry for the real answer, uhh, it means the cia is watching idunno

I was
>that one kid who made suicide jokes constantly until people started getting concerned and eventually administrators were notified

>kid searches for xxx on library computer
>tries to claim he was looking for the vin diesel movie
Also every library computer had bonzi buddy installed and special cursors

>that kid who was a "magician" and got caught jacking off in the bathroom and a rumor started that he was levitating when he was caught.

>that kid who left his backpack with his books and glasses in the automatic bleachers in gym class and all his shit was crushed in the bleachers and cried. (pic related)

>those kids in 9th grade that would literally run to the cafeteria. (relate able as fuck)

>that kid (my bestfriend) that let an asian play with his new nintendo ds lite while they waited in the car rider lane only to say "cya next fall" when his parents picked him up leaving his brand new ds with an azn kid he barely knew (never got it back)

school was rough lads

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bumping to help or something

>that kid that in class pulled his dick out and put it on the teachers shoulder.
>that kid that wrote a "poem" to a (different) 23 year old teacher about how he was going to rape her and got a restraining order
tfw they were the same kid
tfw it wasn't me

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How'd he see that his stuff was crushed if he didn't have his glasses? :O

>>those kids in 9th grade that would literally run to the cafeteria.
Yeah, dude. Fuck waiting in line for that shitty food. And fuck waiting in line for the good (non-school) food on Fridays. We got made fun of for running, but we were done eating before most even started.

>willie fucking skinner
gave me a good chuckle

That kid who accidently commited social suicide when he left fur affenity on his browsee