Fuck you Jow Forums, specifically Jow Forums

Fuck you Jow Forums, specifically Jow Forums
I finally have a chance at the good life.
But after browsing this board for years
My mind has become corrupted believing women are disgusting and if they are with someone else they are dirty and not worth it.
This girl is literally perfection but she has a past.
She's nothing like you faggots say and ive known her for ages.
But its just in the back of my head the entire fucking time.
I hate you all.

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>I hate you all.
That's because you know we are right.

My fucking MIND has been corrupted by the weedle-dee-deed! That WEEDLE-DEE-DEED haha oh my goddddddddd user haha Jesus man Jesus...

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>We
Nah. You're on your own, dude.

sup brandon
it's been a while hasn't it?

Sounds like a (You) problem, faggot.

>This girl is literally perfection but she has a past.
>She's nothing like you faggots say and ive known her for ages.
>But its just in the back of my head the entire fucking time.
>I hate you all.

Enjoy your perfect gf, see you in a couple weeks when she gets plowed by chad and you come crawling back like an emo bitch.

k. keep us posted how the cum of her past tastes like when you kiss her

Wrong dude not my name.

Man the fuck up and ignore the ''''''corruption'''''' a bunch of autistic sixteen year olds have impregnated into your mind. You know better. You've always known. I've had the same with frequenting Jow Forums and eventually thinking negatively about the Jews, but I told myself not to be a pretentious fuck and isolate these thoughts from reality. Don't let your veined trauma get in the way of happiness. Don't put the fault in the board. Tell yourself to man the fuck up and stop taking your dark thoughts seriously. I wanted to say good luck, but this isn't even a matter of luck, it is one of self-conscience and spirit. Just fucking do it, don't let your own pretentiousness get in the way of your happiness

The thing is she's virgin aswell.
But because i havent done a single thing with a girl.
She's been with guys but never gone that far.

man if she's fucked under 5 guys i say go for it, any higher and you're gonna get cucked even 5 is getting into iffy territory. but the " i've known her for a long time" part just makes me think you're just the beta safety net for her. if you really trust her that much go for it, just don't come crying "waaaaahhhhh she cheated on me and says it's only physical not love". wish u the best you faggot just be cautious

FUUUCK OFF I TAKE MY LAST POST BACK SHE HASN'T HAD MILES OF SCHOLNG WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WHINING GO FOR HER YOU DUMB IDIOT I HOPE YOU DIE A CANCEROUS DEATH

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Holy shit you are a whiner.

Son I have some bad news for you

You're being lied to and in a few weeks or months the pain she'll put you through will make you wish death

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>we try to save you from getting an STD or your life destroyed by a roastie
>you hate us instead of thanking us

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You've got to DESTROY HER user... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED! Smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins!!!

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Yes, that's right user. She's a whore if she's taken any other cock than yours. Don't listen to these normies. You know she's sucked dick before, and she'll kiss you and your children with those same lips.

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Literally and originally this
t. Fell for the virgin and innocent perfect gf meme

>hating the man who speaks the truth
You need to grow up.

Yes goy ignore the feeling in the back of your head that tells ypu to eun frommpredators everytime you see a roastie. Practice cognitive dissonance instead. Just do it goy

Imagine being reddit enough to criticize this thread unironically for being a personal problem

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THEN WHY DO YOU THINK SHE'S DISGUSTING?! YOU'RE BLOWING THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME BECAUSE OF A STUPID R9K MEME THAT ISN'T EVEN A THING. NO-ONE ON THIS BOARD THINKS IT'S WRONG TO DATE A GIRL THAT'S BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. GO OUT THERE AND GET HER. BUT FIRST, LEAVE THIS WEBSITE. IT'S POISONING YOUR MIND.

>phonefag
No but really taking advice from autists who admit they have 0 (zero) experience with girls whatsoever, and letting that get in the way of a relationship is retarded beyond belief.

Imagine being so Reddit that you Reddit.

Imagine being so reddit that you reddit to a reddit

Imagine being criticized in a post and pulling a ''no you''

Women are disgusting but this place is bad for you. Also who called the WAAAAAHmbulance?

>No but really taking advice from autists who admit they have 0 (zero) experience with girls whatsoever, and letting that get in the way of a relationship is retarded beyond belief.
This. If you want a good advice you just don't come to loserland (r9k)

>2k+18
>still falling for the meat woman meme
Meat women are all defective dude just get a robot waifu

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Yeah, i'm heading to the nearest store to buy one, because they exist and happend to be everywhere.

No doubt you're blaming people for shit when you're this edgy. How old are you, 16?

If we were wrong then you have no reason to be bothered.

>why not just prove us wrong by getting a girl that's a virgin past the age of approx fifteen, bro?

>This girl is literally perfection but she has a past.

So she's not perfection then. Go back to your video games and anime, and try not to fall for the gf meme. It ain't worth it.

That cat looks dead, will he be alright?

LOL it's just a teensy weensy bit of catnip.

Half of this board (probably the entirety of Jow Forums) is underage, you started posting here before you were eighteen, so don't make a big deal out of it. Your point is valid though, he should stop blaming others for his anxiety and lack of resolve.

you're my favorite shitposter

your fault for taking the internet seriously