Would it be a bad idea to take my sister as my date to prom next month?

Would it be a bad idea to take my sister as my date to prom next month?

Attached: 1510045050304.jpg (625x625, 46K)

How old are you and how old is she? What grades?

Yeah, you friggin loser. Just don't go.

I'm 18 and she's 14.

if you hate her yea
also what if someone scoops up your sister right in front of you

youll still be a loner fag

prom is a waste of time and money

What grades? And did you ask her or vice versa?

Yes, what if someone finds out she's your sister? Then the whole school is gonna know you took your sister to prom. If you cant get a date go with friends or just dont go, I ended up missing prom, some of my friends told me what it was like and it seemed like a big waste of time anyway

Take her as a friend. People do that all the time. I was the only gay kid in hs and I'm pretty sure I would've gotten beat up if I asked someone, so I just took one of my friends to prom as a friend and me and her had a blast!

Can you not figure that out for yourself, idiot?

I'm in 12th grade and she's in 9th grade. She suggested it when I said I didn't have a date then I asked her to go eventually.

>She suggested it when I said I didn't have a date then I asked her to go eventually.
you lucky goy

You fucked up bad, OP. Real bad.

Attached: 1522454149734.gif (480x270, 1.59M)

Yes, that would be completely normal and socially acceptable. Don't worry, people will definitely not judge you for it.

Attached: leg.png (788x739, 521K)

Is it really necessary that you go to prom? Couldn't you just hang out with her and kiss her collarbone

You'd get the shit kicked out of you for doing that, please do not because what you just described is even more socially suicidal than not having a date at all.

Everybody will make fun of you but you'll get the last laugh when you fuck your sister in the back of the limo.

It will be a great story to replay in your head when you're wallowing in self pity at 31.

lmao just don't go to prom, like the rest of us

>that one time a cute girl spent the night with me

Don't do that you dumbass.

it's worse than shooting up the school

>that feel when you didn't take your 6 year old sister as your date to prom
You should do it, OP.

I think at that point you would just seem like a caring brother

How so? Would it be somehow different if she were 14?

Reminds me of my prom
>Me 17 I didn't have friends but I wasn't the lonely autist I am now a cute goth girl asked me out but I rejected her (I see how wrong I was now) and my only choice was a fat girl whose breath smelled like rotten meat
>Cousin who is on vacation asks me when my prom is
>tell her everything and how I didn't have anyone to go with
>she is the prankster of the family and a bit cute I tell her yes and we start to make a plan
>I show up and she wears a cute dress and everyone of my classmates were asking who she was I told them she was my fiance (jk)
>we had an awesome time too bad I don't talk to my father's family anymore lol

>i took my dog thinking it would be funny and memorable.
>told people leading up to the prom that i had a "hot date"
>put him in a tiara and everything
>my dad was a limo driver for hire and took us in a car
got to the entrance and they wouldn't let me in with my dog
>turned around and got back in the car
>my dad just shook his head
>went through the mcdonalds drive through and shared some nuggets with him

Was a pretty good night desu.

Attached: 1490545714989.png (657x527, 11K)

HOT HOT HOT HOT

INCEST LOLI IS HOOOOOOOT

Attached: 1505348407769.jpg (407x396, 86K)

yeah at 6 they're your cute baby sister that you brought for a fun night

when she's 14 you're a creepy older brother with no friends

Your dog is more loyal to you than any thot ever will be.

Attached: 1487416359864.jpg (480x480, 14K)

They can't have a fun night if they're 14? Even if she's the one who wants it?

Yup.
I'm gonna kill myself when he dies.

even if it's well intentioned, bringing your pubescent sister to a dance is gonna look weird

is OP even here anymore?

Well geez, user, I don't know. Maybe you should take your greatly younger sister to the prom.

if you fall under the category of being Caucasian there are gonna be alot of incest jokes being thrown at you. also your sister is gonna have to endure 4 years of that. Just don't go my guy

>14
>loli
nah m8

So? Fuck them, and then fuck your sist er

>tfw sister turned down me down for prom
FUCKING ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Attached: 1511967506439.gif (400x204, 44K)

if you don't care what other people think of you then why are you going to prom? just stay home

Fuck you I was prom king.

Is she hot? Because this you will always remember the night your little sister lost her v card before you to some chad in your class.

Now you have to.

I would've, but my mom got on my ass about it and made a big deal out of it , I just did it to get her to shut up about it. It's not like I stayed there for long anyway.

Tell her you're going with your sis and see her reaction then. Also, say you're hoping to "get lucky". Then fuck your sister in a motel.

>tell her you're going with your 6 year old sister
>then tell her you're hoping to get lucky
I'm sure that would've worked out perfectly. I may be a massive siscon but I'd rather not.

Go on backpage and hire a hooker.

>6 year old sister
When the fuck did your sister transform from 14 years old to 6. Are you not the OP?

I don't think op wants to go to jail tho

No. I was talking about my own prom. Which was quite some time ago.

OP must complete the prom ritual no matter the cost.
I wouldn't even go at that point.

>I wouldn't even go at that point
>not being a good brother

>Tfw no little sister to go to prom with

"Big bro, I heard from mom that you're prom is coming up. Can I come with you?"
I doubt that happened.

>"Big bro, I heard from mom that you don't have a prom date. Maybe I could be your prom date for tonight".
There we. But no, all I did was leave after like half an hour and got some booze on the way home. At least she hasn't gotten on my ass about it since then since I did go.

checked.
If only it evolved into a serious situation like in my chinese cartoons.

Would you really go though

She was 6, I didn't expect her to say anything like that. I'd pick hanging out with my sister over anything like that any day.

I definitely would go

Oh my god that sounds super hot. Is she good looking? Is she willing to do this? Do you practice kissing with her?

>She suggested it when I said I didn't have a date
You know what to do

Attached: 1503151019572.jpg (1024x576, 78K)

How do you know? You don't even have a sister. Life isn't an anime.

she'll fuck someone and you will be an even bigger loser

Can you post pics?
afdfsfddsfsdfsdfsdf

Well it depends but i hope i would want to

You only hope? Where's the assuredness you had before?

With my little sister

God I wish I had a female sibling

Attached: AT_140523_1_211549-Kinzo Ushiromiya, Umineko no Naku Koro ni-L.jpg (400x600, 44K)

Your non existent little sister. Is your assuredness another thing that's non existent?

Effectively yes

Why? Do you doubt yourself that much?

no
its very cute user
youll have good and cute memories with your sister

Where the fuck do you live? Why would anyone give a shit?