What's your creepy/weird hobby r9k?

I watch musicallys and talk with my dog

seducing fembots and then mentally/emotionally abusing them

Does having no hobbies count?
I don't like putting effort into things.

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no
the tumblr "vulture culture" aka "look at me i'm not like the other girls im pastel goth look at this dead bird i posed and took artsy photos of wanna see my etsy store look at this fox skull i just bought" shit has been around for years and years

it's not weird or "morbid" or "creepy" at all; it's a purely aesthetic thing that for some reason now attracts girls and droves and usually goes right alongside with collecting crystals, wicca, and "muh nature"--it attracts this particular subset of girls
it isn't "tehe i'm so strange i like cutting open dead animals and looking at their insides because i'm fascinated and curious and want to learn"
this thread is even more evidence to how desperate you are to show it off and be Not Like the Other Girls and Wow So Weird

I just got out of a shitty relationship, wanna fuck with my head?

I make fucked up cgi loli porn and have created in my mind an entire porn world.

I save pictures of girls I find cute on my computer and share them with other people in an anime image board

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I gather with a bunch of people once a week and eat the flesh and blood of one man in particular.

HAHA GET IT BECAUSE I'M CATHOLIC?

I pay female voice actors to scream in pain into a microphone and record it. I tell them it's for a video game or a visual novel, but really it's for my own amusement. I get incredibly hard at hearing women scream/moan in agony.

My dream is to one day listen to the Bittaker/Norris tape.

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I'm down but only if you're not gonna waste my time and when I tell you to show me your disgusting body you do it.

no i'm not interested
is not me

Fapping to gay porn, even though I am straight, because I want to be alpha and dominate other men.

Okay liar.

>collect pictures of Afghan people, have 11.6k pics now (I'm sure some of you recognise me)
>compulsive picking of skin, my shoulders are covered in scabs and wounds. Even when I leave it long enough to heal, the skin is totally hyperpigmentised
>make lists when stressed out (i.e. when I was in highschool calculated the percentage of people with blonde hair in my school)

same and I make jokes about them with my friends

>buy plastic soldiers
>mark them with serial numbers
>assign them ranks
>place them in squads, platoons
>have a whole company marked out
>place them in back garden
>explode fireworks next to them for an hour or so
>check casualties, mark up killed & wounded based on how fucked up they are
>some make it in one piece, others in pieces
>replace them next week and repeat
>relax in bed wondering why chance spares some from the heck of plastic warfare
>the captain has a missing arm and leg that I replaced with a toothpick
>half his body burnt from regular firework roasts
>he's a lucky mf but he can't last forever
This is literally my only weird habit and its how I relax after a long day with normies at work. I pass for a normal person otherwise but I'm terrified that one day I'll be found out.mRate my autism lads

I watch a lot of documentaries and read a lot of books about serial killers and spree shooters. I'm not violent at all and I'm just fascinated by how these people can commit the ultimate evil act of taking a human life. But if I ever did get into a situation where detectives suspected me of murdering someone then my youtube history alone would indict me.

i'm sure i have a lot of those, but the only one i can think of right now is the fact that i collect weapons. It's not really all that weird, but it's hard as fuck to explain it to normalfags.
I don't even have any firearm (since my country laws are strict as fuck when it comes to gun control), but most people think that i'm some kind of criminal and that i've killed someone just because i have weapons. It takes some serious time and effort to slowly let them know that i like weapons, that i collect them, that i'm not a dangerous person and then even more time to show my collection to them without them freaking out.

no free keys, yeah bitch i drop clues

When you pay for a bus you get a ticket receipt so I have those of a few years sorted by date and hours so you can know more or less where I was if you use it.

I wear, use and masturbate in adult diapers with baby designs on them. I also wear a onesie on my days off and drink from a bottle and have an adult-sized pacifier

I eat my boogers. It's so much easier than trying to find a napkin to put them in/a place to wipe them.

The reason I'm not interested is because I just don't have any interest in stupid people. It wouldn't be stimulating for me at all and you're probably too dumb to really enjoy it too. How do you even expect it to work, if we both go into it with that goal already made blatantly clear? It wouldn't. But for example, if I were in your position, I wouldn't approach the person directly with such a retarded proposition. I would instead make another thread that might catch their eye and leave my contact information there, effectively leaving everything hidden and unsaid. This sort of thing is only any fun if there's some subtlety and elegance to it, but I would never expect some random retard on Jow Forums to appreciate those nuances at all, so.

I am an obsessive fish collector.
I have about 17 tanks of both freshwater and saltwater fish in my house.
Most of my day is dedicated to them and them only, and my most prized fish include;
(Saltwater) - 3 Gem Tangs, an Achilles Tang and a Dwarf Fuzzy Lionfish
(Freshwater) - 7 Green Discus, 4 Wild caught Brown Discus and a pair of Altumn Angelfish.

Many would say it's already weird enough that I have 17 (mostly very large) aquariums taking up most of my house- but many think it's weirder what I do with them after they've perished (usually living their full lifespans first, however) - I like to document all the species/colour variants/breeds of everything I've kept, specifically I tend to preserve them in jars and have a whole room dedicated to it. Racks upon racks of fish preserved in an alcoholic solution all with their own tags marking the date they died, what species they where (marking both common and scientific names), and/or what breed/colour variation they where. The room in question is almost completely tiled, walls and all and even has it's own cooling system (the room is, and has to be, kept strictly at 16 degrees at all times).

I think what makes this weird to normalfags is that they can't see the utter beauty and humility of these fascinating creatures. They ridicule me and call me obsessive just because I had to cancel a few appointments and social meetings because of maintenance, how pathetic can people be? Fish have been better friends to me than you ever have, so you can fuck right off.

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I used to love Dylan Klebold because emo but now I've reverted back to the classics and have been into good ol' Ted. Quite the lad

That's really cool user. How do you afford it?

Masturbating to wierd shit and then trying to cum.

Unironically stalking my normiebook female friends for fappable pics.

I come from a very rich family and live in a bungalow (which is like a one floored house) beneath my parents..
(And before you ask- a lot of people already ask me "Hey why'd you come to Jow Forums if you're so financially stable n' SHEEIT", and It's because I am indeed a robot- No GF, Crippling Social Anxiety, Living with parents still and all the rest of it.)

Do you have a photo of the tanks or the dead fish storage?

I edit wikis a lot I guess

I'd prefer not to show my house on Jow Forums of all places..
Call me paranoid but..

Same. I keep spreadsheets on mass murders like adam lanza did. Lots of work goes into it...

I draw comics and dont show anyone.
I also put a lot of hours into making huge functional minecraft multiplayer maps and dont show anyone.

would grow out my nails for months at a time, making sure they were at a point and then when they get real long, I would chop them off and keep them in a small container, but I lost the container so I stopped doing it
whenever I eat chicken and can get away with doing this without seeming weird, I keep the bones, crush them up, and do my own made up magic spells with them
speaking of magic, I practice magic if that's creepy or weird. used to be a satanist unironically but now I don't really know, leaning more towards christianity or maybe hinduism but the magic I practice nowadays is a mix between old pagan magic to do with runes, simple sigils, and magic that I have made personally
popping pimples excessively all over my back, my chest, my sides, my ass, my arms and mostly my face
accidentally kind of made a tulpa of sorts, mostly came to be because of schizophrenia but it started out as a real person, my oneitis, had an imaginary relationship with him, after talking to him in real life for the first time and getting turned down, it became a shadow person and tried to rape me, now it talks to me through technology such as the radio, tv, videos, and posts on Jow Forums.

Nothing is creepier then thinking video games are a hobby

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I had a phase of catching spiders, pulling all their legs off and skewering them onto a thin piece of wire. I thought it would make a bad ass necklace but by the time i almost completed it the old ones became too fragile and turned to dust.

hey, i do something similar too.
When i'm afraid of something, i masturbate to it and then i'm no longer afraid of it. It works 100% of the times, for example, i used to hate things that had too many holes (trypophobia), but then i masturbated to a certain doujin (pic related) and now i no longer feel anything when i see a lot of holes.

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every original hole is an original goal

good bait. IF they're not hobbies what are they?