/britfeel/

Lads how many of you have sucked a dick? do you still know the lad it was attached to?

i like nightmares, i like horrible nightmares alot more than dreams, because when you wakeup, you realise the nightmare isnt real and its a massive relief, if you have a nice dream and wake up its just feels all over

What's britfeel?

So this 'Lennon Poster' seems to be a normie, nothing else. So there must be a reason he posts here... His dad is dead? Or his mum?

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What you lads do today?

I went running this morning, I'll tell you what lads this weather and my asthma = no long distance
Then I went to Black Panther at the cinema with a lad and lass.
Got home, went running again with the dog. Got sorta lost in a dark country park area.
Pretty good day desu lads, I enjoy being active. Also nearly lost a stone in just this month.

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Looking forward to new OP image. Hope /ourlass/ is in it.

based spoons barman, hope he told that ginger prick to fuck off and die

Context
(I attempt to post originally)

These labels are retarded. And normie doesent = a normal person, because by that definition fucking none of us are normies.

did dmanon record this?

good for you lad, im so skelly im attempting to put on a bit of weight, or at least get some shape to my arms instead of nasty skinny wrists

if i took some speed now what time could i go to bed

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE NEXT THREE HALF HOURS

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What kind of people are we?
i want to meet people like us but i dont know what we are like
>autists?
not all autists are unhappy and friendless like us
>misanthropes
unfriendable
>neets
but im a wagie

help please?

that post just gave me mad dejavu, have we done this before user?

Here it is lad, sorry to disappoint

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any other lads watching the Golazzo documentary?

I was a bit too young to watch Football Italia in the mid-90s, but fuck I wish I had, it seems like the comfiest football desu.

If you drink lots of beer you might be able to aim for 3/4am

Last thread of March here lads. Enjoy it while you can. Be dishing out the April Fool's BANTZ in the next 80 minutes

>cuddling on the bed
>he's on top of me and I wrap my legs around his waist
>I cum
I feel so embarrassed, it was soooooo obvious because my willy was spasming. I bet he knew but he didn't say anything

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We're robots. That's what makes us unique.

Please direct me to the robot repository

If you damage the threads, your mum will be subject to controversy. Death controversy.

Except most trip fags who are normies with superiority complexes so have to come and show off to a bunch of NEET's or spergs. That is the cause I'm fighting against.

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Oh yeah, thats the shit, thats the fucking shit right there, thats the shit, oh yes, yes come on, yeah really good shit, good stuff, good times, nice

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Why are you telling us this, you fucking degenerate. Take it to /lgbt/

Good night, I'll hopefully get sims set up tomorrow and add the characters.

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That's fucking adorable, lad. And the last time?

Yeah but it's a horrible feeling. I'm actually scared now. I want a teddy bear.

nice fantasy gayboy

Went to Nando's, that's all, currently listening to XXTENTACION, been forcing smiles since my dog died, i miss her

No, fuck off. user's fucking adorable (I also asked)

What?
what kind of "friendship" is this?
people orgasm from a hug??

Looking forward to it lad, good night

I stink of alcohol fumes and it knocks me sick. Hate sobering up.

Night lil d, sweet dreams.

yay, apu suffering from sad is in it
that's 2 now. I helped cinnamon get the job
nice edit very good, lad.
1 criticism though, how come lairy guy is behind the counter? wouldn't he be a patron?

To be fair lad some people can be very sensitive, I once was playing with a lasses nipples and she came

You've got a whole board for your faggotry. Why ruin the thread for us straight lads?

Sorry to hear about your dog lad. How old was she?

No one is showing off. half of them are larpers trying to wind us up because they find it funny, the rest of them are kiddie attention seekers that lack self awareness.

Lol fuck off. This has never happened to any girl and you've never been intimate with a female.

I didn't make the edit lad, thank sagiri

i once accidentally elbowed a girl in the tit while she was walking close behind me on the underground in 10/08/13. i wonder if she came.

Because he's adorable (and we make up 10% of the board)

>hc cutting himself again
Lol

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Which is why their parents will be dead whenever they post. I genuinely have fucked off a few of the cunts when I've harassed them, almost instantly converting the threads. I hate trips, but I feel like the trip police.

Dont share it with us you fucking tit. i dont fancy seeing a kid cutting himself.

>lairy guy
lol you mean alan?

Poor kid. She must be hurting. It isn't funny either, she's really sweet.

Why so triggered? Does it make you scared that it arouses you?

Just take your gay talk over to /lgbt/ that's not too much to ask, is it?

>A fat lad is roleplaying with anime images again

not even to the fat
why fucking bother

12 years old, we had to put her down in August last year, i wish she was still here, September and October was sad for me but i know she wasn't in pain anymore

Go carb and protein heavy and just lift a lot. Run as well, so you dont get too fat. Keep calories at 2000 or less a day unless you want to gain serious weight, depends on how skelly you are.

Why Audrey?

this is just sissy roleplaying bs

I don't like carrots, lad. Doesn't mean want to stick one up my arse. I'm starting to see why people hate you queers

What does everyone reckon about the Mayweather to UFC rumours?

How much does he care about his reputation for the money he would make getting his shit pushed in by McGregor?

Or will he just go up against CM Punk?

So the normies of Jow Forums can tell me how strange I am? Pass. Besides I like you guys, and you like me.

I want to hug Rehomed Chan and make everything alright for her.

>polish roasties laughing at me

RRRREEEEEE

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Ahh grief is hard, and for others it can vary. When my mother passed it took me a good 4 months to get out of the chronic depression stage, but what helped me get back to normal was bettering my self in various ways, whether it was excercise or socialising.

deport them lod

Film them pissing

Which is the best? I can't decide.

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please stop posting your normie problems in this thread. It's upsetting

calm down, dmanonce

But I'm not good at exercising and socialising, any other ways?

-10% 0% and 10% for gf

but I'd love to fuck a fat asian girl

10 to 40%

Got caught taking creep-shots of a Polish girls' bum in secondary school desu ne

-20% to + 20%

All of them. Every single one.

>tranny is a creepy pervert
Wow, what a super crazy rare coincidence. Not.

youtube.com/watch?v=IY2j_GPIqRA
>ywn be old Bill Gates

Gaps or no gaps?

chasms

what did she do, me gooster?

youtube.com/watch?v=B6Y-WsgpzlQ

Here's one to watch. Mondo Grosso.
Up and coming band from Japan.

Would you accept a really stupid but qt gf?

Ok normie problems over lads i accidentally made a holocaust joke

I'm fucking revealing my power level

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need to know more about her than that

If you aint good at them, you need to try and get good at them.

Probably not, no. I mean, i'm no genius but i cba with a pure mongo gf that i couldent talk with.

Yeah as long as she can cook, clean and look after the kids.

Take a big clean clear mirror and stand perfectly still for a couple minutes while staring directly into your eyes. After a while you'll think that the person looking back might be someone else.

"beauty and the geek" is /ourshow/

Told a teacher
Resulted in myself being reprimanded and subsequently shunned

ive done this before can confirm