Tfw only 3 years left before I turn into a Christmas cake and I still haven't held a boy's hand

Thanks for posting Chocola. I appreciate it, user.

I just worded it poorly. I don't want your dick either way.

i'm already a christmas cake and have never held a boy's hand

i just watch and learn about stuff
i'm most fulfilled when im reading, watching stuff, listening to podcasts/lectures, etc. about a new thing to learn

Yes but ;__; i still think you're cool so im gonna chill in your threads...

Lmao quit lying you know you want my big dick up your butt you russian tranny

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Not if you are a spic :^)

you're my christmas cake gf now. i love you.

teach me russian and I'll be your bf and sneak you into the EU

pls no i have this video on chromosomes and heredity to get back to and i want to play with my fidget toys while watching it. holding your hand will just distract me.

You on the right when I'm done with you jannu

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Eh?! I'm not the best teacher around, that's for sure. I mean I can probably try, but as far as I know it's very hard to learn.
You're not even replying to me.
But what the fuck is that lmao

Please don't do this to me. I love you more than you could ever imagine... I'd push continents together just to be with you. You're my everything. I don't care about our age difference, or even a distance, I just want to be yours, and you to be mine.

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Jannu you can't reject me. You will submit to my penis one of these days.

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srs though would you move to say Germany if you were offered a job tomorrow? im not sure how visas work now pootin is going full retard

Yeah, why not, there are two problems though. I don't have any valuable skills and my German is really poor (and I never liked learning it).
Yeah, sure :^)

what do you mean by christmas cake

Oh sweetie, you can't be a Christmas cake: you weren't desirable to begin with.

That's adorkable, if you'll forgive the expression. 10/10 would headpat

gonna have to ask you to leave my girl alone, broski.

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That's just... rude. No, it's way beyond rude. It hurts my very core.

Milkybags or leave the surrounding area

You can suck my big white cock while I choke you and pin you down on the bed.

Shhhh it's ok bby you'll always have me ;)

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>not the first post from this IP
Hmm, are you trying to trick me?!

How come Jannu hasn't been banned for avatarfagging?

>Why even live?
Someone has to take care of your cats.

do not give this roastie whore attention, she is simply seeking attention and validation from robots, begone roastie, begone from our one haven

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>jannu
>roastie
uhhhhhhhhhhhh

Yeah, but I'm not a robot. I'm a chad alpha who gets laid by 5 different grills a week

>I'm a chad alpha who gets laid by 5 different grills a week
Lying on the internet is not nice, user.

You wanna try me you fucking roastie. You don't want to know what happens.

what the fuck is up with people bragging on this board recently? it's always retarded shit too that's obviously false.

I will smash your face in like I did little Harry's you nerd. You'll never make the football team.

what the fuck are you on about? do you really get off on threatening random people on the internet? typical internet tough guy who knows he will never have to back up his talk so he just spews vitriol

I will fookin shove my cock in your ear until yer deaf

Uhhhhhhh what, you slack jawed fuck?

uhhh wtf man lol, try me

even if you don't love me, i'll always love you, user.

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