sees this qt sitting alone

>autistically pretend I didn't notice even though I clearly did
>walk away if I can

>unsheathe my katana
>"you won't take virginity that easily thot! I will become the most powerful wizard this world has ever known!"

she would never smile at someone like me

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Must be nice you dumb fucking faggots. Now get the fuck off of my board and go live your happy fucking big city lives.

Same as this. Make a weak smile and continue doing whatever it was that I was doing.

Ignore it. Like I always do.
What, you think because she's mildly attractive that I'm going to suddenly gain decades of cold approach experience that I missed out on from staying inside all day?

Make face Jim and walk away

Goo up and approach her. Take things slow and have some bantz. Get her number and leave. I'll call later for a quick fuck that same day

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The few times this has happend i've either
>keep eye contact until i'm sure that she's looking at me, and then smile back or do a funny face to make her laugh.
or
>get nervous as fuck and instinctively look away.

There's one constant tho, i never do anything past that. I just keep doing what i was doing before she looked at me.

I'm too awkward to look at people's faces in public. In the rare occasion I did accidentally look at her long enough for her to smile, I'd assume she was mocking me or something.

Seriously, are any other robots unable to look at people? I can't even recall faces of people I haven't known for less than a few months because it takes that long for me to feel comfortable looking directly at them.

ey bb, i like yo face n sheeit. lemme get up in dem gutz.

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>Smile back
>Maybe wave a hand at her thinking I'm somehow looking like a cool chad or some bad ass hero type but come off looking like a faggot
>Leave ashamed
>Remember it days later and try drink away the painful memory

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shoot a glance of disgust in her direction, turn 480 degrees and walk away

Convert her to one true religion of Eshlam.

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>t-thanks you too!
then I walk away quickly

>Hi, you are quite attractive. Who the fuck are you?

The only reasonable answer is pic related because she seems legit lonely and is need of a good dicking.

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how do I go from sitting and staring to facefucking tho?

assume she's laughing at me and get self-conscious

Wake up because this never happens
Even if it did happen, I'd suspect the roastie is making a cruel joke or I'm on TV and ignore her

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Closely examine her eye colour before making my next move. Can't quite make it out. They don't look blue, but if they're green I can make it work. If they're brown then disregard.

What in fuck's name did I just watch?

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wake up from the dream :(

fuck

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Throw the latte of her face like a supreme gentleman and abuse of her amazement.

remember that she probably takes massive shits and leave as soon as i can

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does anyone have an actual answer for this scenario that may at least have a small chance of kicking things off?

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A roastie going crazy because she hasn't had Chad's cock in 24 hours.

I thought im the only one who does this

Say a greeting?

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aren't you already facing in that direction though?

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The human body is absolutely disgusting

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yeh i kinda want to know even though this situation would never happen to me.

I don't know i'd prob
>get coffee and croissant
>ask if seat spare and sit down
>introduce myself and common talk and maybe try to see if she has bf or something
>ask if she wants a bit of my croissant
>get her phone number if stuff hits off cos i aint gonna dickher down after coffee
>make more plans with her idk
>cry and realise it was just a dream

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Remember: if your hands are not shaky as hell, it's always a dream.

life is always a dream, nothing makes sense to me anymore

time for me to wake up bois.

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Is this la atrocidad considered qt by robutts?
Good lord men get some taste.

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You definitely Do Not want to sit down unless she clearly expressed she is comfortable with this. Otherwise she will feel trapped and the door is closed before you approach it.

female looks at me?

idc if its a tree

i will show her social awkwardness!

there is literally nothing shitskin about her
nordniggers are retarded

nah id ask and if she said no i'd just go

im running it through my head and under no circumstances this situation would never happen anyway

>attempt to smile back
>comes out as some kind of fucked up grimace
>go home and drink cheap liquor until I pass out in a self loathing stupor

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They are "alone" in that very moment, yes. Maybe their best friend was away for some reason. However I guarantee not a single attractive female (or male) alive goes for a period longer than a week completely by themselves. When you're attractive you just can't be friendless. There's this literal 9/10 (objectively speaking) girl in my uni who spent like the first 2 weeks just sitting on her chair doing nothing but staring at the wall or writing stuff down on her notebook. People just naturally orbited her and she's got friends now. Same thing for another attractive guy.

In a class of 120 there's only about 5 people (me included) who are literally always alone. We all have a thing in common: We're mind numbingly ugly. I tried socializing in hs but I was made fun of and ostracized for the way I looked, I stopped trying now.

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just work on your personality bro
i-it worked for me! hahahhahahahhahahhahahaha

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Assume that she has mistaken me for someone else and ignore her.

Hi, I just saw you and, well... I am not good at this (smile while looking in her eyes). I would like to meet you. Do you mind if we share a coffee?

Smile back
See if she maintains eye contact or gives any other signs
If not, go about my day
If she does, walk up and ask how shes doing, introduce myself, ask her what kind of coffee shes drinking, see if theres anything else in common to talk about
Hold light conversation, make a few jokes, then claim i have to go (so i dont drag a convo longer than it needs to be) even if i dont have to, and ask for her phone number in parting

What i just described to you is how normal social interaction works. Being wildly socially impaired my entire life until about a year ago, i WOULDVE looked her in the eyes, not broken eye contact for a creepily long amount of time as i freeze up, worried and anxious that a cute girl is looking at me. That, or avoid any eye contact or communication whatsoever. Thats partially why i started coming here. But i took some time off of trying to meet anyone or be social and just observed how other people interact. The above formula works pretty well. Its not something that comes naturally for me, or for most people on this site, but if you practice you can get better and eventually converse with qts in the real world. There is still hope!

fpbp
always assume that any decent looking woman has been taken by chad and/or will have nothing to do with a robot like you.

A quality guy in a commited relationship

*smiles at your GET*

>girl smiles at you
okay but i have a question, how do i know she's smiling at me, are we implying everytime this shit happens i just happen to be looking at her? I give people quick glances at best, i don't want to be staring at anyone so they gotta catch me and smile at the moment, if they see my quick glance, were they staring at me? I don't want to be stared at

am i autistic

>cum in pants
>scoop it out with my bare hands
>walk over
>offer her my seed

Thank you for this short tutorial! It was actually very informative and well thought out.

Immediately look at the ground and steal a glance when I think she has looked away.

>would like to meet you
>already standing in front of her

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I'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER

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>smile back
>quickly walk away
>spend the rest of the day fantasizing marrying and spending the rest of my life with her

It's worked for me before, only once though, the other 4 times I got the police called on me.

Thank you! Thought id share my personal insights into general trends in socializing. It takes pressure off both you and the girl. Ive gotten phone numbers and ive made platonic friends doing that, both are fine. Dont expect something out of the exchange, but keep your options open and be genuine. After all, being in a relationship with someone who fell for someone who isnt really you sucks and has no legs

Cool reddit tier joke
fucking normie

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>unzippity doo daa the oooollll benis
>"WACHA THINKIN NOW STACE?"
>turn 360 and walk away into her bagina
>make cum
>"me chad?"
>"yee"
>"lit"

its pretty easy fellas

pluck her fucking eyebrows

Run away because she is a filthy roastie.

Maybe smile back, but do not engage

Dubs and my soulmate will look similar to this and be an artistic/musically inclined girl.

God fucking dammit fuck why does life play me like this