Went to McDonald's with my gf, what's up virgins?

MFW I am starting to become less drunk and starting to regret this t. Op

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I dont even have any words. I wouldnt even be able to hold a straight face.

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So i kinda wanna get one of those until i found out they're like $200!! Like what the fuck?!

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I paid 10$ for the pillow and 20$for the cover

you are my hero, no need to be ashamed

Link now pls originally

Me neither I was laughing my ass off the whole time.

Literally ebay

Regret nothing

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>Mom raping my brother in the room next to mine right now
>Can hear her moans through the wall

Not sure what to do lads

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Cry that you aren't getting the /ss/ action

Call police get yourself rehoused and yourself to a better place before it goes full Oedopus

You magnificent bastard
I hope you happiness in the world

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Party's over boys.

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>tfw no daki
I just want it for comfort, bros

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Wise Padawan

If only Cabin Cr3w had followed your opsec

>> gizmodo.com/5901430/these-breasts-nailed-anonymous-hacker-in-fbi-case

Lmao how stupid can a "hacker" be

you fucking join in obviously.
smash his tight bussy

Yeah it was a shame there were probably about 4 skilled hackers in user, Wormer being one of them. I blame the bewbs.

based pillow poster

Why is everyone acting like he did anything wrong. If I have to go in public and see Chads kissing their girls obnoxiously in front of everyone then normies can deal with a man and his pillow girl having lunch.

I mean if you have the balls to go outside with A FUCKING ANIME BODYPILLOW you are borderline chad or brad desu

You have a nice house

I think i wouldnt do that even if somebody paid me...
Well maybe for $500 but then id have to think about it. Especially if it was during the day.

To be honest I agree with this guy. I feel nervous simply going outside and walking on the sidewalk. Actually taking a giant pillow to a food establishment and not breaking down is alpha as fuck.

Holy fuck this is so cringe

I think I couldn't do this if I was paid 1000$, literally drop spaghetti when I normally go to the cashier....

>$1000

I'd do it for $10 originalos

Its nice to see you treating your gf to a nice meal! 2D girls deserve to be treated like the perfect beings they are

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i take a plush doll of my waifu everywhere with my but i'd never take my daki
too easy for her to get dirty

>given up to the point where you stop caring what anyone thinks about you means you are chad
alright that means i'm turbo chad, where is my endless supply of pussy?

Respect I'm saluting you right now user never let the normies win

Godspeed

That's the cost of shipping. Those are made in Japan and have to be sailed over to the USA.

Nowhere if you're ugly. The world is your oyster etc.