how i fended off some normie yesterday
>be me
>be at my friends birthday party
>browsing Jow Forums
>aquaintance comes to talk to me
>oh you browse Jow Forums? is it any good? i heard some good stuff about it
>eh its pretty average but entertaining
>but what is it really about?
>i know im already going to sound like a degenerate to him, so why not go the extra mile?
>well, you can find some pretty funny stuf, there are this posts where people just post really bizarre gore
>really?
>yeah, like people mutilating their cock per request and such
>disgust.jpg
>thats fucked up man
>yeah, really hilarious, im going to get a drink
>proceed to avoid him for the rest of the night
any other anons have similar experiences?
How i fended off some normie yesterday
Nathaniel Allen
Jordan Ortiz
>going to a party
>browsing Jow Forums in public
>letting people see what you're doing on your phone
>actually being able to talk to people
>talking to people about Jow Forums
spotted the normie
Alexander Rogers
fuck off mate, i attend social interactions once every two weeks or so, that doesnt mean i enjoy all of them. im a cyborg
Landon Wood
why are u using that kid vs cat pic? youre letting everyone know youre canandain
Christian Wood
im american and i know that show
Jace Hernandez
> i attend social interactions once every two weeks or so
>cyborg
you give cyborgs a bad name, lurk or gtfo disgusting normalfaggot, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Joseph Evans
not canadian
Brayden Ramirez
gimme your definition of the word "cyborg"
Jack Garcia
Wow OP, that was very badass, you're like that hardcore kid that browses the deep web in the computer lab, I'm proud of you and I bet you're the coolest kid in your school.
Are you a hacker too? I'm trying to assemble a secret organization with only the most epic robots in order to fight the normie menace, and I think you could be a very powerful ally, do you want to join me?
Luke Reyes
you faggot, its clear i dont enjoy that shit, i just thought it was the right thing to do
Daniel Reed
Yeah dude, I know a fellow enlightened brother wouldn't succumb to normie scum that easily, I admire you for BTFOing him that hard, you really left that "don't fuck with us gamers" mark, I don't think even a Chad could sleep right after hearing something like that, even I got a little freaked out, like, that's not something a normal (ugh) people would say so you're clearly one of us and you really showed him who's boss, next time he sees someone browsing Jow Forums he'll probably think twice before bothering a fellow robot with any bullshit normie talk.
But to be pretty honest, while I do think you were a total boss, I can't help but think it was incomplete because you forgot to REE at him, that would've made a totally 100% epic greentext.
John Parker
yes im a fucking badass thanks for noticing it senpai
>*tips fedora*
Jason Walker
No probs fellow gentlesir, I'm always on the lookout for potential enlightened allies in the war agains the filthy normies
>*tips back*
Owen Barnes
you looking for trouble there lad?
Camden Mitchell
Heh, I don't know... Am I?
Chase Wilson
now you have done it you fucker
>omea wa mow shindeiru
>senpai forgive me for going all out
Samuel Harris
>*see through your moves*
>*teleport behind you*
>*flick your head, sending you flying at 99999mph*
Heh, not bad, but you have a long way to go if you ever want to be as strong as me
Eli Reed
in like 2008 or so
Cameron Phillips
you niggers are fucking losers
Nathaniel Martinez
OP, you have to be my friend now.
You enjoyed this show too?
Andrew Evans
Wait. Never mind.
I thought this was a picture of something else. You can fuck off, OP.
Noah Allen
>*slashes you with my katana*
>*you explode and die*
Tch, why don't you try that again? Normie scum