What are your suicide plans Jow Forums?

shotgun, i hope.

Same

But on the other hand, if we suffered through that, would we really give up ?

as much as i hate being alive suicides just too much of a hassle, i'd rather jus cease existing
always a plan tho. just a rope, a nice forest and some whiskey

have a pure helium tank and a cpap mask. going to write a note detailing my feelings for those around me, not blaming anybody in it though. gonna take some sleeping pills, listen to some of my favorite music then put the mask on and leave.

Doesn't work anymore. They now add oxygen to helium tanks because of this very thing. Find another way bro

They patched it. Other guy already said.

>impact
what are you afraid of? a post on the internet that will be drowned in the vast sea of shitposts on the internet? stop being a fag.

I could kill myself right now but I would never do it while my mom is still alive. My dad died a couple of years back and I know she would be devastated to lose me too.

Will you become a vegetable after surviving the helium tank method?

God fuckin damnit, I'll figure it out

>buy a shotgun in the black market
Or you could go to a gun show and buy one
Or just buy one off Craigstlist

>is on r9k
>doesn't want to die

It's probably random but the pic captures it so well, the normie laughing completely oblivious, the suicidal guy just trying to get through another day. That's just how I imagine it.

>I want to die

What a funny coincidence. I want you to die as well.

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>gun show
Yeah thats a black market

I've not really figured out a date or method yet but I've pretty much decided I'm going to do it at some point. Gunshot and overdose are out as my country has strict gun control and overdose won't necessarily kill. Hanging is seeming like the most likely method right now.

whoa shit, clever as fuck my dude

(it's not, but you knew that, edgy little fag)

EM propulsion guillotine

>Take my shotgun and blow my brains ou

Can't you do ANYTHING right, queer bait? Be more original and stop trying to fucking copycat someone else, you fucking scrotal sac.

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>I'm planning to buy a gun on my 27th birthday (to give myself time in case my life changes) and then shoot myself.
>Only 4 years left.

If I threw you a 27th birthday party tomorrow would you be willing to kill yourself on Monday?

>kill yourself
>brother uploads picture of you onto Rebbit for le ebin upvotes

I've been planning to use a tie on a doorknob for years, I'm just a coward.
Usually I just try it to feel out how it'd go, without any "real" intention, and the times I've felt like I could go through with it I've been stopped, since I've been drunk out of my mind and obvious.
Wish I had a gun, and even more it was just legal to just get help to end it. I waste more tax money as it is than I'd do if it was a one time thing.

If it came down to it, find someone else who's in a similar place in their life. See if they'd just want to say fuck it, and move to somewhere far from where either of us lived, maybe Washington. Get a small cozy apartment. Either get shitty jobs just to sustain, work online, or get NEET bux. Just say fuck everyone else and live for eachother, and just be comfy playing games, watching anime, and smoking weed.

That, or just find someone else and take a long road trip, and enjoy life for a little bit, before jumping off a bridge or something.

Hanging or carbon monoxide. Probably hanging because I'm too lazy to buy coal, a tent and a grill.

Why are there so many white men committing suicide?

I'm 27 and a loser in every sense of the word, but I still won't kill myself yet. If I make it to 30 and I'm still doing bad, I will save like $2500 working at burger king or something and flee the US to a 3rd world country, maybe bet a TEFL cert online to see if I can get anything out of that.

I'd do a heroin overdose. I've heard it just feels like falling asleep but warmer. it's a Nicer way to die than with a fucking gun in your mouth

I never done drugs, but overdosing seems nice. Something that would give me a good trip. But not anytime soon, I think I will be 40+ before I commit suicide.

Why are you so obsessed with racebaiting?

Holy shit. I'll never understand these threads.
> go to sports shop
> buy shotgun and shells
> go home and blow your head off
It's not that hard. Why is there any need to plan here?

Shotgun suicide, since its the only gun i have, i just hope i dont fuck it up like webm related

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I've been putting myself in a mindset of looking forward to a long future of things being better than they are now, through my struggle to be myself and know peace. It might follow through and hold up and let me die of different reasons.

I'll go fight a bear to the death.
If I win, I won't want to kill myself anymore being a super badass and all, if I lose I die which was my plan anyway. It's a win-win.

why did he not continue streaming his successful attempt ree

>being this retarded

pure helium is still needed in general for other things outside of blowing up balloons, it might be more inconvenient but just search for suppliers of pure helium and tell them your a student/researcher and need pure helium for an experiment your conducting and that diluted helium will severely undermine the results 5 min google search praxair ca delivers in Canada yeah its gonna be alot more expensive but its not like the credit jew can come after you in death

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I'm sticking out until I turn 25 and if things are still this bad or worse, I'm gonna gonna hang myself in the privacy of my home. I will probably call the cops first so I don't become one of those "body found 5 years later" cases.

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just be sure not to screw up if you're gonna commit suicide with a shotgun, you might not be able to FACE reality when you realize what you've done

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