>mom found my diaper stash
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS
Mom found my diaper stash
Eli Allen
Nicholas Murphy
at least its not the poop sock
Owen Mitchell
>you don't understand online gaming mom!
>i can't just PAUSE the game to go to the bathroom!
>JEEZ!
Benjamin Lewis
Well, why do you have diapers? A fetish I imagine.
Isaiah Robinson
>He doesn't hide them in a old suitcase and put it inside the highest part of your closet
No one to blame but yourself.
Anthony Sanchez
If you are a first worlder, you can get away with this easy
Jonathan Lewis
Say they're a gift for a friend's baby shower?
Or just stop being that fucking gay, your choice.
Jaxson Bennett
I know that feel bro.
>tfw great aunt Sue found the cum drum
Josiah Williams
how does wearing didees make you gay?
Liam Jenkins
Because there is a big change you are a sissy
Josiah Miller
what kind of diapers do you have user
Camden Howard
Because babies don't get to have sex with girls.
Caleb Baker
>parents found out I was the butter burglar
I'm fucked boys, so long
Christian Robinson
Sex is overrated anyways.
Joshua Wood
>IT staff reformatted my cum drive
AAAAAAAAAH, ALL OF THAT DATA, GONE!!!
Owen Perry
>dad disseminated the dildo drink
It's over, isn't it?
Nolan Gomez
I'm a huge sub but the thought of a boy in diapers is so adorable, I want to pat their soiled puffy butt and tell them it's alright that they made a mess, before tucking them in to sleep with a fresh one
Hunter Sanchez
guys stop this is serious
I came downstairs today (she found out yesterday) and she felt up my waist and butt to see if i was wearing without saying anything
Ryan Young
If she does that again, tell joke about it to see her reaction.
in b4 it turns out well
Camden Brown
>inb4 this is all fantasy
Is this the real life?
William Ramirez
Caught in a landslide
Real life just gets more weird everyday
Zachary Diaz
I'm serious too, my favorite snack is almonds with butter (straight out of the dish), but until tonight nobody's actually seen me eat it. I've just occasionally heard my dad say "we sure are going through a lot of butter" now and again. My parents thought that my diet on keto was "healthier" but now they see the truth.
Daniel Martinez
But why do you need to wear it? It just seems like you're just trolling or falseflagging.
Ian Brown
i never wear in public around her okay that's a lie, but only once or twice ever
>tfw she's probably super disappointed that her son grew up into a dumb diaper baby
Brody Brooks
Yes, you are a bad baby man. Mommy must be soooo ashamed of you, you disgusting little adult infant,
Ryder Scott
you babysit disadvantaged children so that you have volunteer time to put on your college application
Christian Jackson
you stupid little baby! all those years and you've done nothing with your life. I bet they think you walk around with poopy diapers all day.
Julian Wilson
p-please stop...
please continue
Leo Lopez
Just talk to her you dumb babu.
The fact that she hasn't gone full madman is a good sign
Sebastian Ward
I knew you were getting off on this, you disgusting pervert. Why don't you just go up to your real mommy and ask her to spank you. It's not like she can think of you as less.
Luke Sanders
>"son, why do you have all these diapers?"
>"well, I was kind of wondering what it would be like to change them. You know, if I had a family. I guess by now that's just a fantasy, though, right?"
>mom leaves to cry because her son will never experience the joy of fatherhood
>throw diaper stash out window before she comes back
There, problem solved OP
Bentley Ortiz
What the fuck is this team shit?
Ryan Price
How the fuck should I know, I'm just the diaper disposal expert
Wyatt Campbell
>mfw team creaming-in-my-diapers