Fembot feels thread

>homeschool them
Are you trying to make more robots?

> people are proactively nice to me and want to have sex with me

Oh the fuckin' humanity.

this is why im scared

scared of what? what is there to be scared about?

Arby's is a restaurant chain that serves roast beef sandwiches (among other things). You're a roastie, so I'm sure you can see how he was making a comparison of roast beef sandwiches to roast beef curtains

how can I contact you
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don't be.
most people aren't like me. I'm just angry at myself more than anything but i take it out on everyone else.

no, i am trying to keep them from terrible public school systems and sin.

robots ended up here more than likely because of a lack of values, subpar parents, or negative social experiences. i am sure most of the "robots" here did attend school, not the other way around.

>tfw almost 23
>Still no bf
>No man even ever tried to flirt or look at me
I'm fucking doomed.

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are you fat/obese

I'm gonna tell you all a story.

Once upon a time, I thought this dumb bitch was my friend, and then she wanted more attention so she pretended to want to be more than friends, and I fell for it. She proceeded to fuck everyone I knew and sometimes I even had to listen to it. I am no longer under the impression that she is my friend, and this seems confusing for her.

By the way, if you're a fembot who is scared to talk approach someone of the opposite sex, imagine what it's like to have to worry about looking like a creep or being accused of harassment for approaching the opposite sex, and then thank academic feminism for this lonely shithole society we live in separately from each other.

oh... ok then user :0

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I just realized, why is she wearing a swimsuit in the bathroom?

Used to be, I'm 47 kg and 150cm, but I'm unfortunately ugly.

I would happily become a slut for money but people are disgusting garbage and std's exist fuck

Do you have interesting hobbies at least?

Because she doesn't have the courage to go at the beach/pool, so she can only use her new swimsuit at her bathroom where no one will ever look at her.

One of you should be my girlfriend. I am white, in my late 20s, and hairy on my face and chest and I like long walks on the beach

[email protected]
Thanks

you're only 150cm?
that is 4'9" in ameritard.

>catholic
I suggest joining a protestant church then you'll find he might actually like you instead of that filthy satan worship you currently do.

Cramps are so bad

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please be in AUCKLAND
aaaaa

wow so do you have a bunch of loose skin now?

Yes very scared. Also anyone here body dysmorphic? I thought that I was a C-cup, which is highly unattractive imo and was too scared to ever get a bra fitted. I finally forced myself to get a fitting and I found out that I was only a 36A. Best news of my life.

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Alright, I'll marry you instead, a/s/l?

No, I play video games every now and then and watch anime.

Yes, I'm a womanlet to make matters worse.

prots are heretics that have 0 respect for authority and just change whatever they please willy nilly

you don't even respect jesus commanded the church be build upon peter, and charged him with leading it, and charges generations to overtake that position
you dont even understand peter is the first pope, and like there is hierarchy and authority in the trinity, there must be in the church, too

also: he's catholic.

>tfw people keep saying fembot and it pisses me off every single time

FEMBOTS DONT EXIST

>tfw scared of kissing
>tfw can't look in cute boys' eyes or anyone's eyes
>tfw not scared of abuse fantasies

Why am I like this

Honest question, how accurate is this article?
>cosmopolitan.com/health-fitness/a39084/how-your-cycle-affects-your-shopping-habits/

>Used to be
Too bad, I'd take you if you still were. Any chance of gaining it back?

No, I was fat, not morbidly obese.

I wish.

i don't want you i want the person i have invested 3 years in and examined psychologically

FEMBOTS ARE MADE FOR BREEDING

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Maybe read more, get an interesting personality.

Post location. We can arrange to meet and I will flirt with you (I'm pretty ugly so you can just use this as an ego boost)

No, I hated myself a lot when I was fat.

He's fucking someone else. That's just obvious. Just neck yourself already

>yfw you realise all the 'fem' bots on here are actually MTF

>I wish.
Why? It's not very good. It's lonely.

where are you from?
origgorigg

How do you manage to last 3 years?
My longest e-relationship lasted 2 months before she ghosted me

>and thatss a good thing!

I don't have any money so I don't go shopping

The Catholic church was formed eight centuries after Peter died. I could start a church tomorrow and call it the first church of christ and claim Peter was the first leader of my church. That's exactly what the Catholic church did when it was founded to legitimise it's split from the Orthodox church.

Protestantism is a return to one's relationship with God and with their community, rather than their relationship with the Church as an intermediary to God. A church that has increasingly split from the values of Christ over the centuries. Did you see the current commie pope claiming hell does not exist? Do you unironically think this man has authority and speaks from God? That in of itself is heretical, no human speaks on behalf of God.

>female so ugly no man wants to tap it
Jesus, I'd probably just kill myself. At least ugly dudes have a chance to improve.

>tfw endometriosis
>tfw last period i was cold sweating, shivering, having diahrrea, throwing up, a banging headache, blurred vision and to top it off i was hungover

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I could check /lit/'s wikia for recommendations.

Third world country, first letter is B.

I had a three year e-relationship with a fembot that I met in a video game. "manage to last" is kind of stretching it. by the time you get to 3 years, you've argued a ton and you've gone through so much shit, but you don't have anyone else to talk to. you were isolated before meeting and now you've been isolated even more by spending three years with someone online

by the time you get to three years a chad saves the girl, the e-relationship pays off, or one person kills themselves

Is this true of all male relationships though. Just wondering if mabye Fucking them would less complicate things.

idk we talk every day and i like him
we function similar psychologically and have similar interests in a broad sense
also neither of us have irl friends

>examined psychologically
god damn no wonder he doesn't want to commit.
you sound mentally ill

>Brazil tranny larping as a fembot
pottery

Anyone else like to play with the bloodclumps that come ut during your period? I know smelling your period blood and occasionally touching it is normal and something animals do to check if everything is okay, but i've never heard of anyone else toying with their bloodclumps lol.

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Strange I'm in a e-relationship with a boy and we've never fought once. Been six months now.

I want that desu... I wish I was lucky enough to experience another human appreciating your existence

fucking them does complicate things and ruin everything
source: i tried entering a relationship with a guy who liked me, lost my best friend :)))

Fucking your male friends would definitely complicate things, you stupid homo

Hmmm I like to look at it and sometimes roll it around in my panties, and watch it go down when I flush if it drops in there

Did you attach emotion to just sex. I rarely do that. It's a destroyer of world.

>people call me roastie
>am virgin
>still have roast flaps though
Am I cursed?

For me its not very accurate. I spend most my money on booze/drugs and i spend most my time on imageboards and watching tv shows or anime, no matter what stage i am in the cycle. Never experienced this chocolate craving the first days of the period, or increased/different sex drive during ovulation.

Not a tranny, I cut my calories, not a dick.

>The Catholic church was formed eight centuries after Peter died.
there have always been leaders/bishops. following peter was linus.

>Did you see the current commie pope claiming hell does not exist?
that was not taken from a direct statement and was reported without any validity; just news circulating it like gossip.

you have 30 more months to go. bring up the idea of meeting in person if you want to accelerate it.
it ruins you mentally if it doesn't work out. more so than the average bot.

Nobody wants a fake friend that's forcing a persona for the chance of a fuck.

I'll put it like this:
*Guys* don't go around looking for *girls* to form platonic relationships that involve carting people around and performing various eusocial hipstertivities. A guy who goes around being social just for the attention and because yay fun is probably homosexual.

I don't know about contributing to a sustainable friendship, but fucking them might keep them from resenting you for wasting their time and their youth.

Dum dum I'm a girl.

>>still have roast flaps though
Gross

>examined psychologically
Obviously you're shit at it, so might as well take a shot in the dark.

Nobody wants a friend who gets off on asymmetrical attraction and pandering.

>>I had a three year e-relationship with a fembot that I met in a video game.
Please give me advice on how to achieve this, I just give her stuff but she always seems unhappy.

Well i loved him platonically but i'd say he was the one who caught romantic feelings. It still fucked everything up because i just wanted my friend back and he wanted to escalate things further and call me his girlfriend. He's the only one i've had sex with but i didn't experience the magical "bonding" virgins supposedly get to their first partner.

I buy food and nothing else.

Can I be your bf?
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so is he, but i more meant that as in "gotten to know and understand the behaviors of, know what to expect, know his quirks, know what motivates him, know what bothers him, know what he values, etc."

see ^

>have some e-relationship with some chick
>ghost her after few months
did that like 5 times by now. Can anyone relate?

No, you're a normal person. Roast beef is genetic no matter what the robots tell you. I for one have roast beef on the left side and innie on the right side, am i supposed to be a slut on the right side of my vagina? It's bullshit.

need a backstory to be able to give you any advice on it. we were both the same age, both social outcasts, and both broken homes. she was pretty insecure, but if you tell me about the situation I can do my best to help.

>I for one have roast beef on the left side and innie on the right side,
Gross.

Well I don't buy most of the stuff for the other parts of the cycle, but although I don't have the chocolate craving during menstruation, I usually feel extremely hungry the week before. Also:
>thinking hormonal fluctuations can be interpreted and extrapolated to 21st century shopping habits
>cosmo article
Kek.

Not all male-female friendships are guys pandering to girls. In my case he never bought me stuff or treated me differently, and i never used him but he still caught fee fees.

>dumb bitch only got fucked sideways and developed a lopsided roast
lmao eww

your opinion matters so much to me :'(
no one is gonna see my vagina, who cares

I mean if you have roast beef just get him drunk enough he doesn't notice but can still get hard. Or mean fuck in the dark with strobes on. Or just go for straight penetration nothing else.

>I for one have roast beef on the left side and innie on the right side

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>Roast beef is genetic no matter what the robots tell you
yeah just ignore everyone else and delude yourself into believing that disgusting shit is normal

or just don't engage in disgusting primal acts at all
ASCEND

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