Why don't you guys craving for sex go see an escort?

Why don't you guys craving for sex go see an escort?

There's some good excuses not to, but most are BS excuses that don't hold water and you're just scared.

In many countries it's actually legal. I live in Canada, and it's real easy to see them. I think it's a bit harder in the States, but not nearly impossible.

Any moral reason is a real joke. I feel bad that there are robots here that have the means to feel really good once in a while, but don't.

Pic related, I came in her mouth a few days ago. She gave an excellent blowjob. Had a great body. Her ass was soft and magnificent. She smiled, kept eye contact, giggled, and was submissive the entire time. Will be seeing her again.

Any questions about my time with escorts I will answer.

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I can't afford escorts so my only option are hookers and I'm afraid of condom breaks so I don't want to get any nasty stuff on my dicc

cant afford that kind of money for a pale imitation of the primitive dirty monkey sex Chad and people in relationships get 3 times a day if they please with no risk of disease.

i will live and die alone because that is my condition.

Shit nigger the entire point flew entirely over your head. Anyone can buy sex. It's not the act of sex itself, it's about being able to fit into society to such an extent that you are able to recieve sex. To get accepted by society instead of not recieving your supposed rewards of fulfilling the social contract. Entire civilizations get built because of the drive to get some wet fanny on your head, so it's no surpise that this is the ultimate make or break aspect on whether you're a normalfaggot or a robot.

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Where do you live user? Girl in my pic is $180 for half an hour. And that is on the high end where I live. You can see a very good looking, fit young girl for $150, here anyway. Can you not save up that eventually, it really isn't a massive amount? It feels really good to have sex, it is worth it I promise.

I dont have the money for escorts. If someone offered to pay, Id happy fuck one.

>saving up money for days just to have something that normies get for free
pathetic. Only way to retain your dignity is celibacy.

>no risk of disease
>girls are literally scheduling on tinder one night stands every single day

yea, right

How long have you been seeing escorts?

I started 3 years ago and now I am addicted. It drains a lot of my disposable income. I've also noticed recently that my dick has gotten desensitized and I can't get as hard as I use to on command. Don't recommend taking this dark ride for any anons.

Jerking off is free.

It's not the lack of sex that bothers, but being so completely and utterly worthless that no woman even wants to hold hands with me. Prostitution is just cheating, I can't get any satisfaction out of that.

Check my last post. ALmost everyone can afford this once in a while. I've had relationships before. Most people do not have sex 3x a day. Not even close. And rarely with girls as sexy as high end escorts. You have very very small risk of disease while wearing a condom. A bare back blowjob is an option, but you don't have to do that obviously.

>Shit nigger the entire point flew entirely over your head. Anyone can buy sex. It's not the act of sex itself, it's about being able to fit into society to such an extent that you are able to recieve sex.

This is the kind of excuse I was referring to in OP. Yes, it would be a lot nicer if you didn't have to pay for sex. But obviously you aren't able to get it for free. Life isn't perfect. But judging by most posts on this forum, most anons want sex, as most people do. Escorts is a simple, guaranteed way to get it.

While getting an escort will not fulfill the satisfaction of being accepted by someone, it will satisfy your sexual desire. Your dick doesn't know the difference, it feels amazing, and if you aren't going to be accepted by society anyway, why not at least have a great orgasm with a hot young girl? Stop torturing yourself more than you have to.

>for free
contrary to r9k belief, most normie males still indirectly pay for sex via food and gifts. only the chads are getting regular tinder pussy

It's the principle, Don't give them money. Sex something you have to earn. Truth be told, The teasing and
the hunt Are most of the fun. The actual act kinds hurts, too tight.

I've tried and I can't get it up unless I feel like the person wants to be with me and having sense. Should just probably end it honestly.

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I started about 4 years ago, but then took a break for 3.5 years until recently again. it is easy to get addicted for sure if you can afford it.

But if the alternative is literally never having sex, then you really recommend that? I understand all the reasons why someone wouldn't want to see an escort, but it's still the lesser of two evils.

Most anons THINK all they want is sex. Really what they want is sex in the confines of a fulfilling relationship, but because we robots have often never experienced that kind of relationship, it's hard to identify that desire

I qbhore casual sex and it makes me want that there is a woman out there who is willing to do it.

you sound like a normie faggot, fuck off

Then this is one of the honest and true reasons you wouldn't bother with escorts. Sorry to hear that. I'm almost the opposite. I find it quite hot that insanely hot young women are letting me do things to them because they want the money. Turns me on quite frankly.

I actually like this idea, sex without feeling guilty about keeping in contact, as long as the girl somewhat enjoys it, but I'm a cheap bastard and don't find them worth it. Not that I can't afford it though.

This, I want someone I can bring to outings, have children with, buy a house and grow old together with.
Not a one night fling.
It's like getting told you can rest drive a car but can never own it.

im in canada how do i find escorts??

Yeah I've definitely tried and some of them have been really good at faking it but at the end of the day if I get a single thought of "Man this woman is just being paid to be here" I go completely limp and just ask them to give me a massage. I'm fucked in the head anyway.

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>ALmost everyone can afford this once in a while.
Yeah but it can easily turn into an addiction. All a person needs is one hit then a year later they're picking up $20 street whores.

>Your dick doesn't know the difference

Maybe the first time. But eventually your dick and mind learn that it isn't right. At least that is how it is for me.

>it is easy to get addicted for sure if you can afford it.
Yep. Any single male here with disposable income will become addicted. It's too much of a thrill. Whenever you're bored, you'll just hop on an escort listing site and find girls until one is available to meet that day. Then rinse and repeat. Honestly I wish I never took the plunge 3 years ago, it's been a fucking roller coaster ride since. I've spent enough money to buy my dream car in cash.

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I know right fucking normies have to spend money on dates to go with their girlfriends, how I pity them. They'll never know the joy of spending that money on anime figurines instead.

I only did this a couple of times, with one girl over the course of six years. Her pussy was too tight, it was like my dick was in a fucking vice grip

Most normies do not get a girl of this caliber to swallow their cum after I spank her and do with her as I please for 30 minutes.

If someone is completely poor, that sucks. But $150 is not impossible for most people to save within a reasonable amount of time. If you haven't tried it, you don't know the full truth of whether it's worth it or not.

Are you fucking stupid or something

first you call us pathetic for saving up to get something normies receive "for free", now you're saying we're pathetic for not spending that on roasties? pick your position you idiot

I want that too. In the meanwhile, it feels nice to bang a hot girl though. I'm not saying this should replace a normal girl if that's possible. Im just saying if you aren't getting that, then this also feels good on its own merit.

What province? What ethnicity are you?

>Most normies do not get a girl of this caliber to swallow their cum after I spank her and do with her as I please for 30 minutes.
Go watch some amateur porn or visit /gif/

Chads are doing that shit for free retard and also recording it, something an escort would never allow

quebec, white

Because this faggot society is a full-blown "no bitches for you" shakedown from every god damned angle, and I don't want to go to jail.

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>Why don't you guys craving a good diet eat one salad, then go back to pizzas and soda.

I don't know specific sites for East Canada, but just search for escort review forums. That's how you find out which escorts are real, which ones are great, and you'll stay aay from the police.

First off, many escorts do allow recording. many of the 'amateur' porn you've seen are actually escorts lmao... Anyway, the amateur porn you're seeing is still a very small percentage of men. And one video doesn't mean they're getting that 3x a day. And even still, ust because others can get that, doesn't mean we're all entitled to it. Fortunately we can get great sex other ways. Such as escorts.

More apt analogy would be eating only salad, and never springing for the pizza once EVER. it's nice to get a pizza, even if it's once a month. And even if you have to pay premium. Don't be afraid to let yourself have 30 minutes of fun!

I dont want to buy a burner phone, and meet up at some sleezy hotel just to get gash

I'd rather keep going to bars and fucking fat chicks out of principle and since I'm opposed to paying something when you can get it >for free.

I've never had a burner phone. It's pretty easy to just delete texts. These "high end" escorts stay in nice condos, have their own places, or stay in high end hotels from my experience. More excuses. Just admit you don't actually want sex, which is fine, or you're too scared.

Fair enough, I'm happy you're getting sex then. This thread is meant for people craving sex that aren't getting any, ever. Obviously if you can get sex for free that is better. I'm truly hoping to open the eyes of even one user through this thread. It could really make someone happy.

Have to find some secret forum to find out which escorts arent cops

I want to be wanted, validated. I want a girl to lust over me, end up fucking her because we are attracted to eachother. I want to feel hot, I want to be seen as a sexual being by women I like, more than a friend or that awkward/weird dude. I've had like 20 tinder dates but I must be doing something wrong, either I attract the weird girls or Im spilling spaghetti all over the place and Im that unattractive because I cant get my dick wet. I had a girlfriend in the past so I havent given up yet.

I dont want to pay a Stacy a considerable amount of money for an hour of her apparently precious time to be able to put my dick inside her. Its surely fun and I may do it if it continues like this, but its terrible. It takes me time and effort to earn it, I dont earn much at the moment and I could do many better things with that money. And I would not get any of what I described above, which is what I want the most...

I went to a brothel once. Couldnt get it up because she was a stranger and not that hot. Thats your answer why robots dont just get hookers.

The forums aren't secret. You can google them, in Canada anyway. Where do you live?

Not him but my budget is 800 dollars a month, and this is including food and rent which leaves me about 10 dollars a month to do fun shit with

Also escorts in my country is usually around 500 dollars per go

Feel bad for you user. Where do you live that an escort is almost as much as monthly living expenses?

Cool thread trying to proactively corral sad robots into your honeypots, by the way, complete assholes.

It's moments like this I wonder if I need to make a donation to George Soros.

It I can't have a meaningful relationship I don't want a superficial one.

Daily reminder that the selling of sex is legal but the purchase of sex is illegal

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Getting an escort isn't getting a relationship. It's getting sex. You can separate the two. And you will likely feel really happy doing it.

K, made me kek

I can't separate the two maybe you can but I can't.

Don't you masturbate? Just for the pleasure? Why would banging an escort have to be much different? it's just a way to get off. But feels much better than your own hand.

Any advice for a virgin? I'm planning on going to see one but I'll probably be really nervous.

They're there to make you feel good so don't feel guilty or anything like that. If you can get an hour get them to take it slow and go at your own pace (you'll enjoy it a lot more). Try and get someone who has a good record on wherever you're getting one from.

To any anons with problems:

5mg cialis 3hrs before (peepee will stay rock)
0.5mg Xanax + one beer (autopilot, no worries)

Once you have the confidence in sexual situations to be dominant, you wont feel nervous and you wont need the xanax to not worry. Once you stop worrying you will find you dont need the cialis to keep your dick hard either.

A single beer always helps with someone new though.

t. old exrobofag now normalfag.

Well aren't you a special snowflake, go back to your feels thread and bitch then

>autopilot, no worries
what? and where do I get that?

My problem isn't soft peepee it's not making it the whole time

Because I want to keep my virginity

>having access to hard drugs
Normie detected. I couldnt even get them legally from a doctor because I dont even know how to make and appointement

Tell the girl straight up. She probably has seen many virgins already. There is no need to be overly embarrassed, she's just an escort, you might not ever see her again in your life, and it's her job anyway.

It will probably be easier than losing your virginity with a normal girl.