/MBTI/ thread: istps cant be sheeples edition

/MBTI/ thread: istps cant be sheeples edition
hop in dudes
16personalities.com/free-personality-test

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i got istj, is that good

ENFP here
how do i stop being dead inside and pretending all is well when I'm talking to people, thanks

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>tfw 50/50 split between INTP and ISTP

ISTP here
Whaf kind of girl would like an ISTP?
What kind of girl should i avoid and why?

>tfw intp
>tfw retardo brainlet
just end my pathetic life

>ISFG
How can I help you today?

INTP reporting

you don't, that's your human condition. At least you can pretend to be happy instead of some kind of robot alien creature though.

>BE ENTP
>GET HOT QUIRKY INFP MANIC SUNSHINE GIRL AS GF OVER THE WEEKEND

SO LONG R9K, MY BAGS ARE PACKED!

>INFJ
>Stoned

ISTP are like us but with a different focus on functions. I like being a Ni dom and if that means Fe to get Ti then that's fine too.

Friendly reminder that this test gives nothing of value and just gives positive feedback to everyone telling them that nothing is their fault. It was invented by pseuds to appeal to pseuds nobody outside of angsty teens take this shit seriously.

Go away Jordan Peterson, come back in 5 years after everyone forgets how shitty your advice is

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let us have a good time man

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E/I(A?)NFP

Why the fuck am I here?

What personality is the edgy teenager who refuses to take the mbti test cause it's "dumb"?

Low IQ retards.

>ISTJ

At least I'm not a brainlet ISFJ.

istp here, ww3 when

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it told me that i'm a hopeless romantic, i think your wrong there kiddo

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>istp
>born too late to march with Caesar into Gaul

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>tfw brainlet ISFJ

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will enlisting in the military cure this desire istp bros?

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>Thinking these test actually mean anything

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I didn't think the depression meme was real, but sure enough my doctor referred me to a psychiatrist today for mild depression and a possible personality disorder(s).

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intp btw origgeneliano

No one cares if they mean anything or not. Fairly certain everyone comes here to just bash INTJ and have a good time. ISFP here and ready to feel

this 95 IQ ass nigga really thinks people care about the test results and this isn't just a different version of the creme/chocolate/pb/peep/mini team shit.

What MBTI type does this describe?

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comfy mbti themed server if anyone wishes to join
/Atheugc
youtube.com/watch?v=s4QqGW0yOMY

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NKBD. Pretty common type around here.

Ebin meme friend

Is that the BLACKED swordsman everyone's talking about?

Am i fucked? Oregano

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>he got timid
lmfao memed on kiddo

See you when the fi/ti clash starts my dude.

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INFP. Lets cry

>istp
>work 50+ hours a week at a wagie job

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>meme result
FUGG

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>istp
>getting Cs in all electives because I can't be fucked to consistently attend and study about something I don't care for
>only ever held a part time job
>if I'm untalented in a video game I drop it and never play again
>wanted to enlist for years but family aggressively shamed me out of it
>contacting friends feels like work unless we're actually doing an activity, can't maintain friends due to this
Anyone else know these feels?

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>ENFP
I can't stay away from people but when I talk to them too much, I just stop thinking and say stupid shit. How do I prevent this?
Do I actually have to hide away like a cuck?

>caring about your family shaming you for enlisting
ahh the weakness of S types

>in Mensa
>kinda want to enlist as infantry

>INFP-T

who would like to suck my dick

>some years ago
>have this ecology teacher
>this bitch tries to humillate me every time but it doesnt seems to work
>she teaches jack shit
>she also works like fucking shit (does nothing, glances at the clock during all the class)
>she wants me to give a presentation about a class thing
>i do
>she now wants my opinion about the topic
>"i dont have an opinion, i feel nothing about it"
>"user it looks like you didnt made your work"
>"what should i say then?"
>"i dont know user, why you dont tell me?"
>i do the "i dont fucking know" sign (hand palms up, raised shoulders and shit eating grin)
>sit in my chair and keep working with a smug face
>teacher looks mad
>class mates:"holy fuck user haha"
>i will get this bitch fired
guess my type

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Are you some kind of ENTP? Sounds like something that an autist of that caliber would do.

>just gives positive feedback.

I think that only applies for 16memes.com

Take this one instead :
similarminds.com

>Pic related:
ISTP-t

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ENTJ here. How do I stop being too sarcastic, obnoxious, stupidly rambling, and trashtalking about everything?

ISxPs and xNxJs in general.

>mfw I was in the same situation and it already happened

It was an ENFP though, wouldnt an INFP have less friction?

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>INTP-A
>always score high introversion and balanced on these dumb tests

At least I'm not full robo

>Estp-A
Guess I'm a normie now

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another istp,
also where are those ebin war memes xD

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B(itch)ump oreg(l)a(sagna)no

infp
infp, because they're histrionic

Why does everyone hate INTJs?

distract yourself with things you like

because INTJs hate everyone including themselves

Hahaha I'm turbulent too

God damnit! I just had to be extroverted huh?! I can't fokin be lonely like pic related or else I want to kill myself because I don't like being lonely. This makes me mad as fuck man. I'm ENTJ and yet mother fuckers won't let me be ENTJ and have control! Alright look I've taken this stupid test multiple times and nine times outa ten I get ENTJ so what the hells going on!?

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Why are we ENTPs so superior to everyone else?

INFP GF
NOW
I NEED IT NOW
INTJ btw what are my chances

Are you saying that because one ENTP user here said he got a gf?

Why do INFPs cry so much? Can someone explain this to me? Crying always seems weird. Is there a way to make INFPs happy and never cry? I kind of wish I could do that.

Getting a gf is the worst thing an ENTP can do

Fight me you fucking cunts

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Based. Reminds me of me but less aggressive. INTP?

>be ISTP
>just want to be an epic trench war with my lads and ear soup and stuff with them and play cards and get drunk together then charge into battle with epic dramatic music playing the background
Fug

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If a WWI game were made, would you play it?

Yes, I played the WW1 battlefield game, but it didn't even feel like ww1, there are literally no cool trench warfare, however, I've been playing a game called Foxhole recently and thats sorta fun

Actually the MBTI test was designed according to Jung's archetypes and J.Peterson's rhetoric focuses around Jung's work overall.

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INTP-T

I hate myself too btw

INTP here, and I am unnironically aiming to became a Ubermensch

>become
fixed

If the tests don't matter why are they so accurate?

INFP here
i can't stay angry with people, even if they insult me
I also cry for no reason, idk why

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Hope someone makes one someday. I think it has potential.

>tfw no qt INFJ gf

At least we're not INTPs.

If i were to make one, itd be heavily logistic based, and long waiting, maybe even days at a time

Like you could collect materials, and help fortify the trench, and use artillery, to try to bombard the enemy trenches, and you have to make a new character/everything resets when you die, and the longer you stay alive the higher your ranks go, and then maybe with each game, the highest ranking person gets to set up charges to try to over throw the enemy trench, and like you die in 2-4 hits

Why do I get different results sometimes? Perhaps we are a little bit of other personalities sometimes?

>first time taking the test
>istp
>a rare personality, only 5% of the population
Feels good to be part of the club lads

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Dunno. Atleast it does get better for the moment when you're talking to people. Atleast for me.

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what is the most introverted extrovert, and the most extroverted introvert?
the most intuitive sensor, and the most sensing intuitive?
the most feeling thinker, and the most thinking feeler?
the most perceiving judger, and the most judging perceiver?

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ENTP
I didn't even read it but ENTPs are the ones posting retarded shit like this every thread

istp here. i've never seen my parents hug and i don't think i ever learned how to love and now its too late to because i'm already mentally developed. i have no desire for any relationships at all, romantic or otherwise. all i want is the sweet release of death, but i'm not depressed and i would never kill myself. i think death is the happiest ending i can hope for at this point
tfw you will never die in a glorious final stand on the battlefield while heavily outnumbered

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The most introverted extrovert is the ENFP. Not sure about the rest

ENTP because of the shit eating grin

You're referring to istp's. They are right in the middle for most of everything.

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Trench warfare is easily the worst, you'd just get mowed down by machine gun fire. The Finnish winter war was the one to be in.

This. ENTPs are the only ones autistic enough to become somewhat of a chad.

same, worst of both worlds amirite

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I saw a thing once that said the answer to the first one is ENTP and ISFJ but I don't know how true that is. My guesses for the next ones:
>ISTP, ENTJ
>INTJ, INFJ
>honestly no clue for this last one, taking a wild guess in ENFJ and ISFP

Do my ENTP bros have this problem of making jokes non-stop unintentionally?

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ENTJ. Plan to go to college for a business degree, but first going to do some volunteering at AmeriCorps.

Why haven't you chosen to do a noble deed, Jow Forums?

Is firefighter a good job for an INFP?

One of my friends is an INFJ girl, who is one of the most loving and affectionate people I've ever known. Is this normal for INFJs? I thought introverts were all standoffish.

INTP here and I hate everybody

do you relate to INTP or ISTP descriptions more?

I'm ENTJ but I don't Think I actually want to work in business
Am I broken?
I've taken the test four times and got ENTJ on tests 1,2, and 4

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as an istp you will end up getting sick of the military.

>tfw INTP
I-is it really that bad? H-haha.

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