What's the most /devilish/ thing you have ever done, Jow Forums?

What's the most /devilish/ thing you have ever done, Jow Forums?

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I made deviled eggs this morning

I wrote "Jews did 9/11" on a vandalized bathroom stall

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I baked cookies for an entire Spanish class with my semen infused in them.

>Be 14
>Hav emo gf
>Want to do BDSM
>Decide to get real dog collar
>look at the price tag.
>Shit is expensive. Im not gonna pay that
>Put it under my shirt, get out of the place nonchalantly
>Remember I need a cord
>Hide the collar and go back to steal that too.
Inb4 u are not a robot, she was dating me out of pity

Rubbed my balls on the hand towel in the bathroom because my little step sister wouldn't stop whipping her mouth on it after brushing her teeth even though I told her not to.

Dont know the most devilish thing but this happend yesterday
>go to store
>buy a bottle of coke
>going to leave
>random guy came into store
>ours eyes meet
>he starts shaking and then falls back and hits his head in something
>laying on his back shaking and its coming some brown shit from his mouth
>he obviously OD
>stare at him for 10 seconds thinking if i get to see him die
>people start to notices and panic
>someone calls the ambulance while others scream and ask if someone knows first aid
>i know but dont say anything because i dont want to touch him and would rather see him die
>i bet he will die
>open my coke and take a sip
>go home

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Allready posted this here
>be me a couple of years ago
>in high school
>didn't do my homework like the 5th time in a row
>teacher figures that she has to punish me
>asks the class for suggestions
>some roastie shouts: "user should bake something for all of us"
>teacher loves the idea
>fuckyouilbakeyousomething.jpg
>make brownies
>cum into the dough
>mfw I watched 24 people eat my cum

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stepped on my sisters hamster when I was 8

>mfw I don't brush my teeth

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you are a fucking devil

You didnt stick around to see if he actually died?

>she was dating me out of pity
If you were a robot, she'd get her fill of pity from somewhere more tasteful.

When I was in kindergarden, I put glass shards into someones food when he was looking away, but he noticed. I don't remember why I did it though

i drink milk from the jug when mommy isn't home

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I once knew this girl from tinder during high school. I only wanted to talk to her because we both watched anime, nothing else. Somehow we masturbate mutually on camera to each other, have ling phone chats at night, stuff like that. She was pretty crazy about me.

Eventually she confessed that she really liked me, and I told her I didn't like her that way. She cried so hard, and we stopped talking, except once in a while I'd text her to check up on her because she was pretty suicidal. She had health issues as well. She eventually found some other guy she actually physically hung out with. I only know because I sometimes saw her story on Snapchat. I think I removed her, because I kind of want to forget my high school days.

I don't consider her to have been a gf at all. Just someone that I talked to sometimes. I consider what I did to her (broke her heart) as pretty /devilish/.

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>Be last day of primary school
>barely 11 years old
>there's this little shit in the year/grade below
>before school he used to hide my school bag and once dropped it in some fox shit
>last time I'll ever see him
>he's running across the cloakroom to get his bag
>it's a long corridor
>step out, trip him up
>he goes flying and facepalms hard onto the ground
>probably flew maybe 2 metres
>this 10/9 year old child who pissed me off now has a broken nose and has no idea what happened
>act surprised
>claim it was all an accident and that I was reaching across to get my bag
>teacher buys it
>teacher tells me to take him to the nurses office
>he is terrified of me and wont go
>teacher demands that I take him
>he's so scared of me that he just shuts up and follows me in terrified silence to the nurses
>I look at him, smile and then apologize

Most evil thing I've ever done, since then I've tried to be a virtuous person.

Youre not a bot.
Failed normies maybe some cyborgs might ear pity for being a failure.
> Oh, that poor lonely guy
Robots get resentment in better case, nut mostly just a plain ignorance of their existence.

Leaked someone's address while making other people do shit with it.

I basically just let them do what they want, because I didn't want to be involved into this. IMO the dude deserved it.

>chad guy on social media posts video of him pulling over some random guy
>chad had PA system in his jeep and some lights
>"XD WE GOT HIM LMAO"
>report him to police
>assume they would just slap him on the wrist
>gets felony charge
oops lmao

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A convinced a guy to transition and now he says he made a mistake

what's the point if none of them realize it?

shot up youtube hq