Jumping off the gooden gate tomorrow. Look out for news of a 23 year old doing this to confirm. Bye

kek what a noob

For real? I couldve seorn that I saw recent jumps... w/e I have other locations

>Jumping off the gooden gate tomorrow. Look out for news of a 23 year old doing this to confirm. Bye
Can you let me suck your dick before you kill yourself please
Not even joking btw

I can comfort you or whatever if you want also but if you just want to kill yourself that's fine I get it desu

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>walk to the side of the nets
>jump past them

Oh fuck who could have f o r e s e e n this

Jump off with an umbrella

>prevention nets

>tomorrow

I seriously doubt it, some sleep and a meal can make a big difference

>Jump off with an umbrella

nah.
make it funny.
flap your arms really fast on the way down.

select all images of you in Hell

But you got to go though all the anti suicide signs though

This. Go down memeing.
Check'd

Seems like the worst idea ever. Is there a place more actively monitored for suicide attempts? Also possibly painful: there is no guarantee you will instantly die when you hit the water; could just be badly injured and will drown (unless of course a rescue boat gets to you first, allowing you the pleasure of living the rest of your life as a cripple).

Amazing. Put some cryptic shit in your backpack too. You can have fun with this.

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Please dont do this. Alot of us autist like our guns and dont want liberals to have another excuse to take them.

Go get your dick sucked by the tranny.

Can you send some money my way before you go?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicides_at_the_Golden_Gate_Bridge
Most die as soon as they hit the water.

>blah blah faggot shit
Nigger nobody is gonna take anything away, stop thinking about yourself for a second and think about all the fags that will get to meet God thanks to OP.

they dont report suicides because it encourages others, the only ones who will hear about it are the family members called to the SFPD's offices to confirm the body so

Also the golden gate bridge is the second most popular suicide destination on earth so you probably wouldnt get a mention if they did report it

ah ok. never thought of that. we need something to fit our agenda. How about a mass stabbing?

Not sure how bad its been recently, but a documentary film was made about the subject:

youtube.com/watch?v=pnsj7mwXnLY&t=944s

I know people are usually really regretful but I think a hyper suicidal suicide survivor would be funny. Like imagine you pull him out of the water and he's already grabbing for the coastguards pistol

Six months later he's still in a wheelchair and his caretakers keep catching him wheeling himself to Wal-Mart to but a toaster to throw in the tub

You look away for half a minute and he's up on a chair trying to hang himself

Lol what wacky hijinks

you can you just have to bring a rope

>tfw too dumb to navigate the Golden Gate Bridge

Fuck I should just jump off my balcony head first

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You a bay area fag? I can drive you, lets do it together, for real

I too, find this pretty humorous. Thank you for posting your thoughts. Made me laugh out loud in real life.

>doing this to confirm. Bye

No I'm all the way in Southern California. I don't think you'd want to drive 6 hours to pick me up then drive another 6 hours back to the golden gate bridge

I want in on this, my life has no value

Let's make it look like some cult mass suicide thing

Ur right, nah

I live across the bay
come pick me up and let's do it pussy
you won't

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this would be fucking awesome

Get your dick sucked by user then do a flip off the bridge

Livestream your fall. Fall on nets, cut them up and continue your fall. That would be a cool video.

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You guys are gonna miss it and I don't want you too.

how about mass chainsawing? that would be cooler.

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let's fucking do this robots

Let's go pick this guy up in SoCal and maybe even a few more people

Let's pool our money and drive straight into the fucking grand canyon

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I dont like your attitude, would never pick you up. And i get the feeling youre not serious

hold each others dicks as you jump. and make sure to have smiles on your faces as you go. it would be an inspiration to us all.

>Let's go pick this guy up in SoCal

Who says I'm a guy?

Would livestreaming it on twitch IRL make national news?

>tfw will never jump off the gooden gate

mass suicide woooooohh!!

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it's sad to see an asukafag an hero
but if your serious then livestream it

>I dont like your attitude, would never pick you up. And i get the feeling youre not serious
I feel like YOU aren't serious

I may be joking around but honestly my life is shit and I'm a stupid lemming

I am too much of a coward to just up and kill myself, or maybe not cowardice but laziness. But I truly believe the primary feature of life is suffering and especially so for me desu. I'll talk to you over pm if you want

Being part of something like a mass suicide would be fun in a morbid way, I think. In the end, at least it would break up the monotony of our lives, right?

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No not really if your white couldn't give a shit
>> load of white people jump off Bridge or something

Not much of a page turner

Blacks! on the other hand mite get the attention of of the news

You could marry me and I would support you emotionally and financially...

I'm a boy btw. I earn a decent salary but the caveat is that I live in certain large snowy country, so I'd need to fly to you by plane.

Godspeed OP originoli

let me marry you instead

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If you are a decent boi we could discuss this

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>If you are a decent boi we could discuss this
u-uuhhh ok
post email pls

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Take some normies out with you, you have a car right?

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I'm not a malicious person.

You could always b/c a reifag instead;)

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Here I am: [email protected]

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Love you OP--make a big splash.

Hope you are alright.

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>nobody is taking them away
first time a major politician has called for revoking the 2nd amendment..

kill yourself.
preferably with a knife.

>implying another 23 year old suicide will mean anything to anyone

have fun being just as obscure in death as you are in life.

Marinfag here. No one cares if you jump off. It wont make the news. Average like 5 people jump per month. It will only make the news if you shoot people on the bridge and then jump kek.

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request for a flip. Looking out for you.

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Hey op , I'm another user who lives in the bay area. Can I talk to you? Can you post a throwaway or something

pls write me user I'm sleepy already

this.
also don't kys it makes all the roasties and normies around here happy

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23 year old female living in LA?

UHHHH I'm gonna kill myself too! If only some cute user would suck me off and comfort me on my final day~

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Could be done...

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Normie-tier choice desu

Traveling to Greece and disappearing in Mediterranean sea is Patrician's taste.

Oddly I think I may know you?

Way too much effort 13321

Whats my name
12321

Location? I can't cum if we don't cuddle for hours, just fyi. And no take-backsies if I end up wimping out on the kms though. Unless you backsies my cum into my mouth.

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Would only know the person through kik and such, had never really asked about names

Location: somewhere in the largest country in the world

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I've never used kik :/
12321

Of course it could just be a complete coincidence that I know a girl aged 23, depressed and suicidal, and living in LA.

Russia? Hurry up and be my mail-order waifu already.

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Why are there so many fags on Jow Forums???

Is this a meet and fuck thread or a suicide thread?

Marin here also. Lets go sausalito and watch people jump off. I have binoculars. Pick me up or we can take uber. I havent been outside in 3 weeks.

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You won, user.
This is undoubtedly a very original comment indeed.

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>he's never snowballed his own cum with a woman
Get a load of this guy.

Indeed.

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>Is this a meet and fuck thread or a suicide thread?
Why not both?

>not going out in an orgasmic blast while holding hands and sucking off another boy

Are you my prize, user? I hope you come wrapped in a bow. And nothing else.

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>My daddy is a north-american aerospace corporation
>My mommy is an air raid bunker
>War is sex; Earth-shattering explosions rip mommy's and daddy's bodies apart in an overwhelming orgasmic blow

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>UHHHH I'm gonna kill myself too! If only some cute user would suck me off and comfort me on my final day~
I can comfort you desu
instead of jumping off the golden gate why not jump into my bed instead

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Just jump twice then?

O-okay. I hope your body is as smooth as your pickup lines, because I'm a lolicon.

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Yeah this would make for a pretty decent kafkaesque black comedy screenplay

where do you think the nets are you retard

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im down for some dick smoking and suicide having

>jump off bridge
>land on net
>jump off net
>???
>profit