Finally lost my virginity

> Finally lost my virginity
> Literally nothing like what its cracked up to be

Why was I agonizing over this for so long?

My onahole feels better.

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i know user, roasties literally cannot even compete.

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You fell for the meme fag.

It's not the act of sticking your dick in a girl that matters but finding a woman you are willing to enter an intimate relationship with.

But I suppose I can't fault you since pretty much every degenerate in the world keeps harping on about losing your virginity and obliterated what was meant to be a serious step in a mans life and turned it into a fucking vidya achievement

Maybe that's why it was so bland
I don't regret it, but it wasn't anything special

Sex is overrated. Love is the best fetish though.

Finding a girl doesn't change shit either.

Had a gf for 2+ years, she loved the living shit out of me and yet I'm the same fucking neet I was before meeting her

after a while you realize you are not looking for sex but a partner for life, someone who can share your experience with and raise a family together. sex is just a bonus.

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I had this revelation too, pussy is a meme.
it was a huge weight off my shoulder and I wish these robot faggots that never stop crying about it would get laid already so they can learn this too.

While I don't think of sex that much, having a gf that you love makes you want to dick her more.

It's much better of a feeling before and after than during.

Sex itself is mediocer its about the feeling of conquering a female.
Lets imagine you live in a society where you are only considered a man if yoiu can throw a rock over 20 feet. Throwing a rock istelf doesnt feel good, but you are stilm happy when you manage it

it looks like it feels amazing though, porn definitely contributes to that. it doesn't help that everyone has an urge to fuck.
i just know it's going to be one of those things where you try it and think "well that was ok"

Its probably because you didnt have to work for it and she probably wasnt hot

Nothing compares to getting a good blowjob from a girl, cumming in her mouth and then cuddle and fall asleep next to eachother. Stop being a tard.

Today OP learned that sex is not just physical, and if you don't have the interpersonal connection it's not much better than masturbating.
It's about the feels, not the feeling

Now you have to learn about having good sex. It takes people years to learn how to fuck well. Virginity losing is always awkward and uncomfortable.
Having a session where you're horny as shit, throw your gf on the bed, tear her clothes off and then fuck her hard, shes wet as fuck and screaming, then she cums as you nut balls deep.

Guys on this board who are still virgins have literally not even started the race, they cant win because theyre not even playing the game. It's tragic but that is life, losers have always existed for billions of years.

WHY DO YOU KNOW THIS ARE YOU FUCKING NORMANS GRET OFF MY BOARDDD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm as norman normie normal normo as they come and you can't stop me, I like it here

Sex feels good because you are doing it with someone else.
Did you fuck a whore? That might be why you didn't enjoy it. Sex with someone you love is one of the best things there is.

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GET
OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING NORMALFAGS

I will berate you

Fair enough my dude that's reasonable I guess

Just experienced sex while in a relationship that lasted one month while I was 20, please I don't want to be grouped in with the normies. I'm just like you guys, that woman was a thot and she left me after a month due to my autism. Please please, never call me a norman again.

Not the user you were responding to, but I have a steambf who I have met and fucked multiple times. I'm not a normalfag even if Jow Forums wants to say I am.
You shouldn't worry about what Jow Forums has to think of you. All you're doing is sabotaging your life for some Jow Forums acceptance. Don't do it.

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Fuck off you unvirgin. You shouldn't be allowed here. I'm THIS close to starting an imageboard where your ilk is forbidden from entering.

>complete thot normalfag
>pretends not to be a normalfag
Water sir prize.

Annnnnd we'd enter anyway because you have no way of knowing, assuming we hide our power levels

>thot
I'm male.

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You won't hide your powerlevel because your ilk of subhuman can't help but brag endlessly.

Are u grill? Hit me up bae, we can be normies while pretending to be non normies together.

You're lying or fucked boyass....

Or it was a fucking loose chick.

this. If you're in loveylove... oh my god... first of all you'll be significantly harder, second of all it'll be better

It changes your mood/self esteem/confidence/attitude/etc if the girl of your dreams likes you back

Just sayin

le sigh - ahh Asuka *drool*
Too bad only animu.

1.) if you're ugly this is worthless
2.) you're a grill on the internet - you KNOW the rules
3.) steambf huh? how'd you meet? what games do you play? What do the two of you look like?

infinity chan's r9k has a rule against non virgins. Go there.

>1.) if you're ugly this is worthless
You can find someone just as autistic as you. I know autistic weeb girls who aren't SJWs exist because my sister is one.
>2.) you're a grill on the internet - you KNOW the rules
I'm a faggot, not a girl.
>3.) steambf huh? how'd you meet? what games do you play? What do the two of you look like?
He bullied me on Jow Forums and then stalked me. I added him on Steam and that's how it went. I'm fat and unkempt; he's tall, skinny and dresses nice.

Autistic =- always ugly though.
I've tried to find PRETTY and autistic
it doesn't exist. Hell FUCKABLE and autistic doesn't. They always like, smell bad, have pussy hair and/or fat... bad faces... like ugh.
AND they want to be loved for "themselves"

now compare autistic females (and their facial structure) to stereotypical cute girl next door types like my former crushes?.... pah..

Oh, you're a fag. NVM then. lol

LOL oh well I thought you were a girl so...

Since y'all are fags, why's it so fucking hard to be more than a girl's fucking friend unless she's fat, hideous, old or a single mom?

Why's she gotta have piercings or ink or whatever either. UGH.

.

And where do these autistic weeb girls hang out?

Anime conventions. They're con addicts.
That's probably the best place to find an autist weeb gf.
They go on tumblr, but it's hard to tell which ones aren't SJWs, even if they don't post lefty shit.

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Anime conventions are 99% thots looking for easy sex though.

losing your virginity is only a positive experience if it's in high school

Nowhere. Autistic chicks are so hideous you can;'t stomach them anyway.

Look for "autism" "females" on youtube if you don't believe me.

Oh god, I can't. Con girls are so... ugly holy shit :(
ANd they're terrifyingly sjw/libtard.

Everyone's either a libtard or a bible bumping repube now :(

>he's bad at sex

I am too.
I wish women weren't ... cruel unless they were ugly.
Then I get to be the horrible person and they're still cruel. Ugh

Lol gj OP, now you'll never be a wizard. You fell for the normie propaganda.

You don't belong here. Not because you had sex but because you were actually "agonizing" over it. You never transcended normiedom.

>Have pussy hair
This is literally not a problem. All of your animes have pussy hair too.

Nay lol
I like em clean ;)

I don't understand what you're trying to say there in the slightest.

Women are cruel unless ugly

then I'm cruel because to think of a woman as ugly is a bad thing :(

I'm also awful at sex.
Kinda hard to be good at anything with just a hand.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? :o

That shaving/waxing is really easy and that smooth nice looking vagoo is nice looking and feeling?

Ahh my first... wow man... sure I couldn't feel a damn thing in her but the view... the warmth of a young woman that was thin next to me.... the things in common, the feeling comfortable...

why are you even surprised? this is the state of Jow Forums right now, sadly. 80 percent normalfaggots, 10 percent roasties and 10 percent actual robots. This and only this is why Jow Forums is shit. We should just move to /wiz/ or something

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I lost my virginity to my (now ex) girlfriend two years ago (when I was 19), and while I think sex is really fun, it's not the pinnacle of life like I thought it'd be when I was a virgin.

Oh man, yes it is.
Not the sex per se but...

I lost my v yet somehow...

I'm like a virgin...

Man I feel bad for you, I hope she was at least ugly or something :(

>thots looking for ez sex
It's more like
>thots looking for ez money from beta faggots buying them shit.

That's even more the case since they can easily get infinite beta orbiters, but there are also tons of examples of public toilets looking for easy relief too.

Yeah and they hate us. They hate the beta no matter if he really has feels for her

and instead try to blow them off, guide them to uglier women, etc.

Because they're cunts.

Too low in content desu. And not originloli.