Hi, is this the Bank of BFs? I would like one (1) skinny emo bf who likes horror, gore and weeb shit, please...

>Bank of GFs won't let me in the door

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I'm sorry mam, but you don't have enough for the trans action.

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what race are you? user I'l consider it just don't be Black.

>levelheaded and considerate (I will never randomly start screaming at you or anything of the sort)
>caring (because I'm also very obsessive)
>accepting of all fetishes, within reason
>will comfort you and listen to your problems after a long day
>soft-hearted
>will adapt to your tastes in music and find you other artists/bands you might like
>want only for you to be happy and with me
>good taste in anime
>virgin
etc
There's just one problem: my race
Also, I'm very shy/averse to showing my face and body.

>trans action
Oh, sorry, I didn't know I walked into the Bank of Traps.

It's a loan bf

It's called an aesthetic, dummy.

>big titty
check
>goth
sometimes, check
I'm naturally a sub, but I'm okay with being a mommy gf sometimes.

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You sound nice, where abouts do you live? & what race?

Well you check out to being considerate enough I might even call you kind. Granted, shyness and aversion from showing oneself isn't actually that horrible, but a red flag to some. What is your favorite movie?

are you okay with answering that? I'l stop if you aren't though it would help us get an idea

What race? Why would it be that big of a problem?

im here
origanollious

I meet all of requirements however I'm bipolar

Tfw forever alone , need nice goth gf. 6'3 not social sperg. No fetishes or weird stuff.

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>Star of David necklace

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Hello, could I have one (1) german-american, edgy, loner, potential school shooter, under 20, lean, camo-wearing, anger issues, badass front but secretly self loathing, track runner, gun-loving bf, please? Must have dark hair, dark eyes, and a cute nose.

natty? mirin

Good Lord no I abuse the fuck out of roids

No way is he 6'3 and natty looking like that LOL

I'll be your bf
I am not emo
but i am a rich arabian

I mean I could what kinda horror and weebshit?

Will you accept a gothic/metalhead BF instead?
Its the only model in stock?

Thanks, user. I'm flattered that you'd think that based only on my posts.
>What is your favorite movie?
I have a lot, it's hard to pick. Let The Right One In is probably the last movie I watched that had a really big impact on me (either that, Mind Game or Gummo).

I live in Canada.
>What race?
Let's just say I'm a mutt. Guys on Jow Forums generally don't like people of "my" race as a whole, which kind of sucks, because I've been on this site for so long that I can't relate to "normies" nearly as well.

Ehh

You have a very Chad-type body, user. It's kind of odd that you're even here.

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Fresh supply of black bfs has just arrived

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If you wanna settle for a tranny I'm your m8

What part of Canada? New Yorker here , chad-type responding

>It's called an aesthetic, dummy
I pray to the good lord that you get violently fucking raped.
In Jesus name, Amen.

Yo, Snacktime, is this you?

What do you think of movies like it comes at night ?

yup that's me but i'm 8/10 and doubt you are
I don't date down

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Are you a full-blown nigger? Half-nigger? Poo in loo? Pretty sure nobody cares about anything else beside memes.

What kinda weebshit you like?

Oh, you mean you're one of ((them))?
I personally don't have a problem with them (yet), I mostly blame the communists for everything. Canada is kinda far though.

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based
Canadian big tiddy goth means poo in loo but she must be ugly since she's hesitant to mention it

Is this guy really 8/10? I think that raises me up a level from where I thought I was

I mean that's his own estimation so not really accurate, I woud say 9/10, 9.5/10

shitskin + goth is hard to imagine in the first place desu. I only know whites and asians to do that.

No he's like a 6/10 lmao.
He looks like an ugly version of the slacker mind-control guy from season 2 of supernatural.

Well shit, I must actually be Chad tier in looks. It sucks because my mental problems will forever cuck me.

>being this new
soc never left

**Less hot I meant. He's not ugly.

6/10 in the face, or is it the hair that's fucking him?

His hair's one of his better features.
Overall kinda schlubby/10.

So it's his fat then? I'm hoping his eyes and forehead shape are among his better features, that's mostly the area that I share resemblance in.

Nah, more like chub + beard + dead eyes.

Hope i am not late.
I would like to be your boyfriend.
>inb4 nigger

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>a group of redditors argue over how ugly a guy from an Jow Forums meme is

So his eye shape is good, then? Because that's literally my eye shape. Mine are darker than his, though

Yeah, as long as he's twinkmode. I like depressive black metal.

Psychological horror. For weeb shit, I like anything by Satoshi Kon.

Mostly black with some other stuff.

I can safely say I'm not Indian. I might be ugly, but I've also had people hold me up as some "exception to ((a rule))" about how girls my race are supposed to look, so I don't know.
The hesitance is basically a side effect of not liking to expose myself in any way to others.

Wasn't that guy permabanned?

I don't mind trans people of either sex.

Manitoba

Haven't seen it, but it looks somewhat interesting

You too

Who?

No Jewish ancestry, as far as I know

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I'm not sure what you mean then. Indian?

Be my waifu (chadbod)

>tfw you fit the bill but are builtfat labormode
Haha, guess it's back to the basement to watch more anime

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Is there some way I could message you or something ? I'd like to keep talking

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>chad-like body
Fuck off, you don't belong here.

I may not be skinny, emo, or a weeb but, I can be yours! (pls give me girl)

>not being a weeb
And you wonder why you're single.

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got banned there for "being influenced by substance" and "sexual harassment" and also "no one wanted me"

sorry but, I have other hobbies. how do i become one

You do realize that being yandere is dangerous? If you start to dislike him he will go crazy, he will also control your life as much as possible. If i we're you i'd think that overOP.

I feel bad now, you're all so kind.
This thread was a sham. I'm just a lonely gay guy who wanted a taste of what being a fembot was like.
I'm sorry for wasting your time, anons.

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Still into it tho

quads means forgiveness

Watch more anime.
Read more manga.
Buy more merch.
Abandon all sense of shame (just b urself).

Then you'll get a qt weeb gf.

>dem quad zips
Post where you live and I'll give you a taste of what it's like to be a femanon.

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Still into it also i want someone to hold me bad

thank you for the advice good person

>user got the same dubs as you while replying to your dubs
I'm glad I met you, my fledgeling weeb brother.

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Im not emo, not into horror nor gore and i will only dadicate 6 to 7 hours to you per day.

Take it or leave it.

Also:
You must give 10/10 blowjobs, work out a little, not much. And i will fuck you a lot, even if you say no.

newfags detected
god damn baiting has never been easier